ZacharyIsBadAtLife
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#memes #meme #funny #awesome #pizzaselfdefence
Nov 21, 2020 11:45 PM
ZacharyIsBadAtLife
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#memes #meme #funny #awesome #pizzaselfdefence
lionel1024
That's some Food War shit right there.
sc363
Ninja turtles did this exactly!
sbristow
https://www.houstonherald.com/news/delaware-shop-owner-throws-pizza-at-would-be-robber/article_bf0835e8-c617-11ea-8a84-e73579955109.html
captaintern28
Is the pizza that offensive?
ElbowDeepInUserSub
You're talking mad smack for someone inside of pie range.
sbristow
https://www.houstonherald.com/news/delaware-shop-owner-throws-pizza-at-would-be-robber/article_bf0835e8-c617-11ea-8a84-e73579955109.html
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
So you're saying it was... Hand tossed?
mjangelvortex
The thief:
YangKoete
If it's hot enough, that's gonna burn. It's hot and it's ready, bitch.
AvraCadaver
You want a pizza this?
Orangicus
Of course, he didn't wait for it to cool down.
gekkepoes
Hmm. added bacon, extra stilton, some chili oil.
GoblinFleeingWithPants
Dude was fighting The Brickster.
mynameisbenhello
Alright im just gonna say its not much of a robbery if you throw your merchandise at them
pzummo
If you throw a pizza at me, I’ll thank you and come back for more.
Mrbrown512
*insert “call a delivery driver, but not for me
KnifeKnut
AntRam95
Only the weak hate pizza with pineapple
KnifeKnut
You are invited to join https://www.reddit.com/r/KnightsOfPineapple/
firstmiddlemiddlelastlast
If it was right out of the oven that could scald a mf
Alexkorobeiniki
Former little caesars employee here, can confirm, have literal burn scar from pizza sauce on arm.
JorElmasterofscheduling
This. I've worked in a pizza shop for 5 years. Sauce and molten cheese can be like hellfire.
MarkRavingMad
HA-DOUGH-KEN!
GodsFoot
You... I like you
RadicalRaizex
Well played. +1
mystichead
Fuckin shit... Excellent
PostMoThoin
You want a pizz a me?
Isi151e
You win, perfect