The IRS dude insisted that I just sit there quietly while he took nearly three hours to fill out a three-year payment booklet. He had to hand-compute all the interest for 36 monthly payments. (btw, this was in the 1970s) When he was finally done, he said I could speak now. The look on his face when I handed him a check for the full amount was priceless. I tried to tell him. He insisted I stfu until he was done. So be it.
Invisibleman1921
Bitch better have my money.
Aaaurelius
Black billed magpies are the best.
signedinjusttocomment
Very cute,but magpies can get fucked.
SidneyStratton
Cash only. Did you try credit card?
EatinButtsAndBustinNuts
It's little tippy taps on the floor ❤️
Nightchime
When your roommate is a tax collector.
TheMellowPeril
Stop training that bird to steal from other people
rustyroo1
Cash only please.
wolfgee1966
natachan
Magpie: u fukin wot mate? Blank paper? Ur havin a laff
petety
Can it really know?
Futchm
That is how dinosaurs say "Where's my money, bitch?"
Neurisko
*$3.50
BellsTheorem
I wouldn't put it past them learning that one is valuable and the other is not simply from watching their humans interact with it.
Wraid
bloody magpies!
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Training your bird to steal for you, eh? I like your style!
SteveTheEgg
You start down the path of training crows to steal will eventually lead to murder.
JohnnyFiveAces
I read that in the voice of Cave Johnson. "Poor and have a bird? Let's solve this thing!"
HandoB4Javert
It's murder with crowss.
trippingthelightfantastic
migratingotter
He’s just being a contributing member of his family.
tarataqa
firlefranz
That’s what i’d call a crowded drawer…
firlefranz
20 Chinese Yuan = 0.000000016 US Dollar (USD)
Date (today): 10. July 2024 12:03 PM (GMT)
Source: https://walletinvestor.com/converter/cny/usd/20
Cilvaa
-25 social credit
Chemicalbondage
+25 dollars ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
hetnkik999
I like your dragon.
BellsTheorem
I want one of these.
thatguyfromny
You stole that bird from other people!
superheavydeathmetal
“No. I need blue.”
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
redundancy
frozenbabylon
That's a "u wot m8" face.
lolfighter
"The fuck is this?"
louster
Magpies are so cool. The ones that visit my windowsill still don't trust me really but it's a lot of fun watching them squabble.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
...that's a very British view...
Soboredwithlife
It's a propa ganda
tinytyrant
what sort of bird... looks like a corvid... magpie oe something?
MyBigMouth
Eurasian Magpie or Common Magpie.
triggrhaapi
swoop there it is.
tinytyrant
ItsStillJustTina
No one accepts checks anymore...
tinyfootprints
The IRS dude insisted that I just sit there quietly while he took nearly three hours to fill out a three-year payment booklet. He had to hand-compute all the interest for 36 monthly payments. (btw, this was in the 1970s) When he was finally done, he said I could speak now. The look on his face when I handed him a check for the full amount was priceless. I tried to tell him. He insisted I stfu until he was done. So be it.