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Animal Penises Size Comparisons
Jan 27, 2018 9:51 PM
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completelywastedpotential
14cm? Hah! Good one! Right guys?... right???...
scarredlightning
What about a dragon?
MoogieMomm
Must be a whale of a time .
Yami2Greed
cicknave
No bananas???
Ruffykins
Why did the gray man leave his penis on the ground?
MattyAss
Disappointed the scale human didn't have his dick out
teh0khardic
He does, it's sitting on the ground in the scale lineup
SergeantOldSchool
What the hell kind of bulls they got in the UK? Bulls are 'red rocket' types. Why am I arguing about a penis? Rhino Pepper Grinder.
Djmachale1
Morg729
MrBearNaked
I rarely comment but that was perfect. I was truly wtf when I saw that. I expected more.
ImHereFortheTittiesandKitties
Seen rhinos having sex at the Hawaii Zoo. Seemed alot bigger than that compared to the human scale offered.
JustAnotherOwlOnImgur
FlyingButtPliers
Telling someone you're bigger than a banana slug just sounds disgusting.
harrypotterandgandalfgifreactions
I knew my dick was small but dam. A shrew has a bigger dick than me
Tornadotaco
They're hard to tame though
BlackQuesar
When I saw they guy standing there i was expecting it to be hitting the ground saying, "mine".
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@ElbowDeepInAHorse is this accurate?
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Pretty darn accurate!
DeepFriedAndSanctified
Duck5
The internet has ruined me, I was expecting one to say "Your mom's dildo".
EffeminateGuysTurnMeOn
Oh, gosh. I'm afraid to say that I'm uncomfortable.
cutebytes
The cat's looks nasty!
LetTheWorldBurnSinceNoOneFFFingCares
They put cat, but not dog? Those things are huge.
PrincessSugarTits
And here I am looking at dicks again
MrSpeedycola
MrMemethief
ChaosSchley
Now normalize to body mass!
DrDamien
Is there a link for something like that?
TheOleRazlDazl
Barnacles win in proportion to body size
FuryDivine
WE FUCKIN WIN BOIS!!
boofhead60
a fleas prick is 1/3 it's body length''...we lose
malfunctionm1ke
Poor Gorillas
TargaryenLoyalist
Poor female gorillas.
Noblert
It’s why they’re so angry
Jenvas
female have little choice, so the males dicks are small.
CaptainMcFloaty
We actually win by a huge margin
DickDastardly404
in primates, yeah, but if there are 6ft slugs and ducks out there I haven't heard of them
teh0khardic
Beaten by the tapir iirc
hks003
I dunno. Have a hard time believing a banana slug is bigger than a man.
Nimits
It’s not bigger than me ;)
erischilde
Penis is bigger than the slug...
hks003
Exactly. So the penis to body mass ratio is higher than that of a 200 lb man with a 5" penis.
erischilde
I thought you meant 5 foot for a second and I was very jealous of that man.
laowllol
beat by squids, slugs, and ducks? horses and elephants sure, but ducks and slugs?
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
It's all about the girth
MiniConradd
Ducks have corkscrew dicks that shoot out to reach the receiving counterpart
cangarejos
ARGENTINE ducks
EndingYourPreciousFieldTrip
Longer, sure, but they have the girth of a tic tac.
grimwalker
Ducks have an adversarial genetic strategy where the female oviduct is corkscrewy & the male’s phallus has to wind its way all the way thru
malakim
Not only that, there is also dead-ends and stuff
ThePerfectTemperatureForHeresy
Excellent
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
Ducks are fucking scary. Most birds don't even have penises, but ducks are suddenly almost twice as long when they unroll their corkscrew...
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
dicks:
which, btw, fall off after mating season, only to grow back the next year. Sometimes even bigger ...
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
if the males have a lot of competition. Oh, did I mention that most ducklings are rape babies? The males organize downright gang rapes.
Icanalreadytelliwillbepopular
The camera kept going for a bit after the blue whale, and I for a second I thought there might be something bigger
Mailgirl333
Thought it would pan over to a pic of a "6ft 3in" Cheeto.
deadandbloated
Godzillllllaaaaaaaaaaaa
zpjon
"Your mom's dildo"
zged
Is that you chow?
Glalev
I was expecting EXACTLY THAT.
Kyorbi
Earth-chan
septillion
....volcano hentai?
Kyorbi
I knew I might regret putting that. Oh well.
pawningpanda
stiner282
Every day we stray further....
ZuIthar
The straying pleases zulthar.
pawningpanda
Naeaes
Jarinthunder
Ayyy
IntergalaticBungusExplorerandRubberCheerioEnthusiast
GiantSquanchy
ilovefluids
So all these animals are Jewish?
MadMupp
Oooooh
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
@Naeaes walking away........
kakaopor
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BreadCrumbsTheDestroyerOfWorlds
Nahh dude... Too big
GhengisDon
I'm not sure if you had that prepared beforehand or what, but the speed was impressive. Bravo.
axisdstc
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
Downvoted for not including Nathan Fillion from Firefly! NEVER FORGET!
FunctioningWorkaholic
wadatahmydamie
ThePoopDoctor
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
ducktape50
theromen111
Djmachale1
theromen111
Djmachale1
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theromen111
supertuesday13
thanks for your Jojo's memes
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