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PsBattle: Verne Troyer eating very large ice cream sandwich
Aug 2, 2017 5:22 PM
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brilbobraggins
Fun Fact: Today is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
TheDreaded1
No ice cream sandwich has survived long enough in front of me for a picture to be taken of it. I'd consider this thing a challenge.
babecave
Please post more. We love you.
Memnoch2020
Looks awesome
KevinWithABeard
Looks great
NurseMary
Thanks, random :(
AdoptedSon
I love you Verne!
juststopandthink
At first, I thought, "That's ENORMOUS!" Then I saw it was Verne. Then I thought, "Wait that's still pretty freakin' huge!" Verne's so cool.
juststopandthink
Took me on an food-related emotional journey without saying a word.
MajesticCheese
That's actual a normal sized ice cream sandwich
ThePartyLeader
With no banana how am I supposed to know that it's "large"?
churroschurroschurros
OneGoogleSearchAway
Now that.. is my kinna party
johnpecan
Cookie part looks way too burnt. Gotta have that really soft!
JAW8244
Boo! Crispy cookies all the way
neil137
(it's actually normal sized, but he looks happy)
orangecicle
You made a very good life choice there sir.
largeal
@thevernetroyer I WANT CONFIRMATION THAT THIS IS YOU! I CANT STAND THE NOT KNOWING
RuCathyes
I love you
FruffyHufky
ddevnani
Quality loop.
giraffesareneat
He's 27 donuts tall for those asking
lurkmoarjono
Not gonna lie. I would smash into that. Happy beetus
joey2pies
Where's a banana when you need one
SerialChillinSpree
It split
ProbablyAtWork
No, your parents just made a very small person.
Tollo92
TIL Mini Me is an Imgurian
filmusic42
What the fuck is an imgurian
Anonawesome
TIL the actor's real name, and also that he's an Imgurian.
HTButterBunsofSteel
TIL it's possible to feel sad over such a happy post. :(
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
Bill nye is on here too
msa011
Redditor, not imgurian
FreakierChicken
OP's username is "TheVerneTroyer" I'd bet it's him
Silverforte
He's both.
Vacationdad
I want to apologize for using a gif of you in reference to Scaramucci. You are a national treasure @thevernetroyer
LaBotte
DON'T SAY THAT !!! Now Nick Cage will try to steal him ...
UnknownSquid
I'm sure it's alright, he's a world class actor. Just another gig for him doing a whacky villain character.
tanebou
And the gif was brilliant.
Ewokwithastickgif
Remember that time you got loaded and naked on your hoveround and pissed in a corner in front of a bunch of cameras? Fucking gold.
richardpleasums
Verne, your thumb is bigger than my dick.
HESSSTILLANGEL
Haha yeah totally Golden shower.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Thank you so much for reminding me.
Ewokwithastickgif
It's truly one of the defining moments in US history.
IAmArthurKingOfTheBritains
How small is Verne Troyer? This small. A normal Ice Cream Sandwich for scale
Mockingbirb
It's evident what we need
ButterMyButtAndCallMeBiscuit
I'm guessing the ice cream sandwich is 13" X 9" (~33cm X 23cm) for a standard cake pan.
ROBOTvsMAN
You can ask him you know... (@OP)
kmikl
Hi, this is Imgur. We use standard units for measure, so use a banana or screw off to 9gag.
JeffwiththeNukes
That is a normal sized ice cream sandwich
IAmArthurKingOfTheBritains
the ones you get at the store are the more popular mini kind
Stapler22
That's the joke he just made.
monochrony
double banana for scale
TerrorLTZ
i need to worry of myself if i got happy to see that ?
DeadDoggy
I dont know why im botherd by that
PapiBlanco
Reminds me of the Reddit AMA with the guy that has two functioning dicks
alpacasaurusrex
That dude seems really, really douchy. But his two dicks are interesting.
Spaceballsthelunchbox
Are we measuring things by ice cream sandwiches now? MOVE OVER BANANA! WE GOT A NEW SCALE IN TOWN!
InhumanBanana
Fuc u
InsaneButtPlugs
Username checks out
Isthe4thtimethecharm
But does your username?
InsaneButtPlugs
If you want it to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mockingbirb
Oh no, we don't
chinoelpastelero
cheezmonta
Banana for scale/volume. Ice cream sandwich for weight/mass. Imgur standardized system
UnderTheArch
You fool, the time has come for the world to unite under one unified system of units: THE JEFFREY SYSTEM
ZOMGNO
And lets not forget that guitar is for temperature, and in absence of banana, the occasional José can be used for scale
whosagoodboy92
but the jalapeno on a stick is mush bigger than a banana
SuburbanMeerkat
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stirmysoultogigglemode
Baker's dozen of doughnuts.
stormegedendarklordofall
I don't understand. Can you get me that with bananas?
LRHJr
Only the scales
CanOnlySayYes
stormegedendarklordofall
Thanks man! Did not know @OP was only one banana tall?.
stormegedendarklordofall
Totally unrelated, are you going to jump off the Grand Canyon this Friday at 10:00?
CanOnlySayYes
yes
ErinFromTheOffice
In other news, Verne Troyer's personal trainer reports that the actor's weight has increased 46% since yesterday. The cause remains unknown.
mRfLiCkMaN8
+1 for 46
Lots43
He devoured and consumed Scott Evil.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
EEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEE!
yuraf
Verne Troyer is pretty chill about the fact.
THEMEMESTAGATOR
Loved his sextape
3amLifeReview
Apparently others didnt lol
THEMEMESTAGATOR
Jesus it was sarcastic ????
hoofherrightinthefrontbutt
Wait... WHAT?!
ApotheosisCM
It's a thing. Google it.
einride77
How can the cause remain unknown?! We literally have photo evidence:)
thecomminator
SDtrashpanda
mickod
Whoooosh
BlackAttackMac
Whoosh
mickod
Swoooooosh
JikaelMackson
BlackAttackMac
BlackAttackMac
Well. I thought it was funny.
BlueLanternBraxx
So he gained like, 4 pounds?
Heisanevilgenius
I think he'd gain like 4 PEOPLE
XenoCore
thatsthejoke.jpeg
davyay
by your math he is about 8.7 pounds.
FrowstyWaffles
And?
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Gerckin
EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind
There it is, the most ironic comment I'll see all week, and it's only Wednesday.
InnerCthulhuVoice
He was not being defensive, rather playing a joke off your comment. We do that often around here.
ErinFromTheOffice
4.6
realmdweller
I heard it was closer to 3.14
ErinFromTheOffice
He ate an ice cream sandwich, not a pi
RudeRobby
mmm, ice cream pie
pandapandapandapandapandaigotbroadsinatlanta
Underrated comment of the year
realmdweller
A sandwich is just a pie without an outer crust.