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NoFather
Were they trying to kill them?
JMaxGarage
Have you ever sucked a lollipop while on e? It’s fucking cumtastic
kayjayshay
I got a free lollipop after exiting a rowdy club in Barcelona at 3am. Can confirm this works.
votfgz
Depending on level of drunkenness, that could also be a choking hazard...
Workid
Hold my lolly...
UncleStalin
...your WHAT!? *police sirens*
Kodaxmax
positive reinforcement everyone
ImSedated
I want one. . .
thecakeofliberty
Used to go to a club in Wales where the bar staff put a line of toasters on the bar before closing and served toast to sober people up a bit
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Lol, that's hilarious.
Sexy360
Handing out pacifiers..
UnemployedReceptionist
This makes me happy.
ADDmiralALTbar
At the nightclub i worked at, a lollypop meant the person was selling drugs. Easy way to distinguish themselves
Munchman347
Lobbyist's give senators stiff dicks so they can't beg for more money while they're sucking them...
LompHoofd
SnickerDONTle
This also looks like it would be a huge chocking hazard with everyone jumping around on the dance floor
amp99
Suckers.
ElbowDeepInAJacanaCarryingChicksUnderItsWings
HeroHadley
Cincychaos
Baldylox81
Dumb Dumb's?
Jaqdakloun
Spot on !
Dontflexondruft
Seen on Skins
eathotdog
I can't be the only one so pessimistic that I instantly thought of all the garbage left on the ground.
savagestarshine
It's a nightclub, they clean it up at least somewhat before they open again.
krissypoojackets
That’s awesome. Humans are like children at any age.
ChameleonFacedGoon
I'll have you know that I stopped wetting the bed a few days ago
solaslunas
+1 for source
GraveShell
Well, drunk people are much like babies. Pacifiers work on them.
zippydee
Ah so innocent, those people aren't drunk
samrevem
Also works with dicks.
RememberTheC4nt
So sucking stuff brings peace
RoxanneLaWin
Oh shit. Every club I went to in the 90s had lollies on the way out.
obeyconform222
They had weed in them. Everyone would be chill as fuck.
MACVSOG
Would also get the people pinging too stop chewing their gums off.
deepfriedpizzawithchippysauce
Wonder if this is why you never hear of bother outside gay night clubs
ABillionDucks
Ever heard the phrase make love not war?
brookswift
you're just not going to the right gay night clubs
SocietyOfSensation
There's just too many lollipops to suck right there on the street.
zippydee
Also it's pretty hard to look intimidating and angry when you're sucking on a lolly
pancreas
This is no time for loli gagging
etopsirhc
who sucks those things? i mean really they're so soft you could just chew them.
AgentKGB
Watch the TV series Kojak. :)
TheNightWitches
Yes you can. It just requires skill.
Monochromatism
Bayonetta has intimidating. Not so sure about angry, but intimidating.
STGxDante
Inb4 shadbase
was821
I eat my lolli like a man by sticking it as far as I can get it down my throat and then rub it back and forth
riplurker060216
Oooooooooooook i will try that
Saxxon92
Make sure you make eye contact too
torpido
lurkeylurkeychickenturkey
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
lordofhouselurker
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I can find the gif. But Wesley Snipes Character from Demolition Man had a scene with a lollipop
knickknackpaddywhackgiveadogabone
you made me chuckle. after lfc dropping to 4th. i needed it
zippydee
Yea... Mourinho is a master tactician. Made Liverpool look average
iamtheeggmaniamthewalrusiamjohnlennon
Except if you’re Negan
jrntn
To be fair, Negan can make cooking spaghetti menacing, so
iamtheeggmaniamthewalrusiamjohnlennon
mama Mia
aeeka
Gayforbae
Let me see them rimming skills...
Glorioussuparman
Thatguythatknowsbetter
Really? Everytime I've seen clubbers with lollipops they're trying to hide their gurning.
idontcareifthesundontshine
But quietly Id wager
Mankytoes
Probably the real reason was it was a druggie club, so everyone was being all loving, not like angry drunks
ianRez
You really could just say grinding.
ScavengerRat
Don’t reveal my trick!
DARfuckinROCKS
They also taste fuckin amazing
Juuurth
In lots of clubs the strange toilet dwellers sell lollipops. Love one when I’m drunk
chromofoam
No Armani, no punani
ankegipfu
what‘s gurning ? (sry i come from europe)
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stainlessteelmohawk
Don't miss Bruxism LOL-i-
pareidoliaperson
Ah right, the old xtc effect.
dirtybarnacles
To make a grotesque face... I’m guessing https://www.google.com/search?q=gurning&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari
GirlDicks
CHEWIN MAH FUCKIN JAW
DeepFriedAndSanctified
The dictionary definition of gurning is " to make a grotesque face"
idontcareifthesundontshine
Dugs gurning face certainly is that
RoutemasterFlash
It's what you do at the Gurning Man festival.
stainlessteelmohawk
A week long event of facial expressioning. Very few last more than 3 days.
AstralMarmot
That time commitment is hard to face.
stainlessteelmohawk
Plus 1 big green arrow for U and your clever reply
smooshiebanana
And dentists everywhere celebrated.
Greatwood
goflyblind
CrestKnight
myth - sugary sweets cause cavities. fact - bacteria build up regardless of what you eat. fact - overly sucking can cause misalignment.
Atratius
Fact: bacteria that live in your mouth predominantly rely on sugar as an energy source
Atratius
Fact: all food contains a form of sugar, and all proteins and fats can eventually break down to usable carbon compounds, but takes more time
Atratius
Fact: sugar lets bacteria grow in your mouth faster, but not brushing will also allow damage from buildup.
itsjeffman
Fact: bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica
NotVeryHelpful
You need to read about the vipeholm study if u don’t believe sugar cause cavities.
CrestKnight
is it about increased adhesion surfaces for bact to attach to? ill reference you to..brushing twice daily slashes risk in both diets.
NotVeryHelpful
Tldr: they used humans as guinea pigs and proved that sugar does cause caries
CrestKnight
they used the local mental ward and made no reference to prior cavities or dental habits, so... i have to exclude it on a scientific basis.
CrestKnight
i cant find an original source article, just the two graphs people reference over and over which "directly shows an increase" but it seems
jadedashell
Not sure why I am debating this, but it's more complicated than those facts. You need both factors and then some:
jadedashell
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/18782377/
CrestKnight
"If this process progresses long enough, the end result is a cavity. This process in the mouth usually takes many months or years to..."
CrestKnight
straight from the article, good brushing habits eliminate the risk. if you clear them out faster than they can produce acids
jadedashell
Google caries process. You can also research s mutans. It's possible the suckers are Xylitol based and this debate is moot.
CrestKnight
im fully aware of the process, the issue at hand is you think this is an overnight process and nobody brushes their teeth every 12 hours.