Dec 3, 2019 3:12 PM
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LordSintax79
How about a game that appeals to someone other than overweight female Disney cosplayers who have never once in their lives been able to cum?
ProfessorX42
Wow, a fair bit of salt here in these comments. Can’t we just respect differences in people’s taste without child-like console war bs?
CMDRKORR
I love all these https://lolnein.com/2013/08/28/smartphones/
3blindmicestolemycar
Being
StereoOstrich
PS4 has Life of Black Tiger. Checkmate Switch.
FrodoShrugged
I have the switch. It's great but I prefer it as a dedicated console - If I want portability, I take the 3ds xl with me. Good 'nuff.
nutmegwolf
I've seen this a few times and never noticed the eye shift on the ps4 before.
ShutTheFrontDoors
The artist redrew it and a bonus panel like a week ago so it’s probably new
tanman729
Yeah but at least 1/3 of switches can't even do that
somatix5139000
If stewie was a ps4
bagoffishstix
a PS fuwhore
CubicZ22
sailskate88
nikkiydg
THIS IS PERFECTION
captainsmitty
Not gonna lie I thought this was a gimmick at first. Now I'm the one on the switch all the time and the wife plays crash on the ps4
PostNutDepression
Before it even came out I knew it was gunna be a best seller. Their handhelds have been doing great the past few years, (1
(2 and they essentially took that mindset and upgraded them while also making a fairly decent console. I love my switch.
RancidFlakes
Not anymore it cannot
humblewordsmith
Nintendo does,and always has,catered to different tastes than the other consoles. They deliver an equal experience with a different engine.
Munchman347
'That's cute...but, it's not a substitute for 1,000's of games...'
Vilgashem
Let’s be real. The Switch is pretty new. So, if you can afford one, you can afford the other, and if you enjoy exclusives, have both.
ButtFaceChase
It's ok but I can't play it for long cause it cramps up my dam hands
Word, cramps up mine, too. But, shit was $300, so getting a $20 handle to slide it into that completely solved the problem didn’t bother me.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07SX8QCPZ/ref=sspa_mw_detail_3?ie=UTF8&psc=1 charges it, too; completely worth it.
davebeastly
This needs sped up
IamHereForTheComments
i got ya fam
Markamanic
*Riders on the Storm intensifies*
Shikaku2
IGenerallyPostThumbsUpGifs
Must go faster
SirDawby
AyrA
This is the fastest possible gif. two frames, 10 ms delay. It fails to play this fast in my Firefox.
Since 10 ms is 100 fps, it's faster than the typical 60 a monitor has and might look weird
HellKatzAvril
We just gonna forget about the psvita here... Suck it Nintendo
DatDudeTrent
You mean the indie game machine that is worse in literally every area?
earthnumberseven
No matter how many times this been reposted, it always makes me laugh and I always give an upvote.
LauraJ87
Bloody annoying when your 9 year old does it to interrupt what youre watching on the tv though...
Silo267
...... Disconnect the HDMI
Assholethecat
2 years later not a single scratch on mine
scvd
hows the drifting?
None yet but I also don't use the Joycons I use the Split pad pro. Bigger but like having an Xbox controller on the sides
Strongit
No problems....yet. I have a launch one.
SickLikeMe187
The Switch is trash tbh
Muffdiver9
It's alright, I don't mind the console so much as nintendo's lack of games. I end up playing the same 4-5 series on it and that's it.
Respectfully disagree. It’s not the most powerful console but it isn’t supposed to be. That’s not what it was designed for.
Navrodel
You don't buy Nintendo consoles for a good console. You buy it for a fix of Nintendo IP. The DS was shit, but everyone wanted Pokemon, so...
CyberAkuma
How soon people forget that before the Wii Nintendo's consoles used to be at least on-par if not more powerful than the rivals.
VaardArk
When I’m in the middle of a game and have to take a shit, I don’t even have to stop
BubblesAndSuch
It isn't powerful, but it's great as a hybrid portable system. Absolutely the best for lower-spec indie games. Plus Smash, Zelda, and Mario.
ImJeffwithaG
I PC game as well but sometimes I just want to get rekt by a blue shell in Mario Kart. The switch is amazing if you want to play good 1/2
Nintendo games. Which I (and apparently a lot of other people) very much do.
That’s my thought,I’ve got a gaming computer for game that need a lot of power. My switch is used for much more casual pick-up-and-go things
shmoogeeoogee
What uhhhh....what is it doing?
zoigo
pops in and out, directing picture over to the tv, wondered that too until the animation fully loaded
obie5778
Let me tell you about the birds and the bees and the nes dreams
The Switch can be placed in it's dock to switch to TV mode.
amipsycho
But can it run Crysis?
Maybe on lowest you could get okay frames. Now I want to know if it can XD
Galvicustheone
You want to switch up that attitude ?
TekkieX
It can't even run a bath.
nero4ty2
it can run all the games designed for it
xVVitch
Not necessary the ported ones though. Stardew valley was laggy on it in my experience so i stuck to pc
Crysis 3 was all but done for Wii U but canned last moment. Switch is 2X the power of Wii U so yes it can. In it's sleep.
SincerelyHated
The Switch is the equivalent of a tablet from 2015 sooo no it definitely can't.
You're an idiot so blocked.
Gochira
Crysis has recommended spcs of 1g of ram and 256mb of video memory, it comes from a different era and yes the switch far exceeds those specs
jamesjjw
The switch is more powerful than a ps3 what are you on about?
StarkRG
Crysis came out in 2007. So, even though machines at the time struggled with it, 2015 ones wouldn't.
DeltaBladeX
Until this happens
DorthLous
Protective film. Just saying.
CrazyEarl
Wrap it before you tap it.
VillagerJeff
Do people actually have this issue? I own and know several people who own a switch and use it regularly both docked and not. Never seen this
flawlesssoul
There was an issue where the dock had warped and started scratching the screen, but it was a limited number. Glass screen protector day 1.
initialo
Yes, it's pretty easy to scratch the switch inserting it into the dock if you don't put a screen protector on it.
Qhronoboros
This hasn’t happened to me. I don’t have a screen protector and I dock and undock my switch weekly.
Kalosso
In fact the Nintendo Switch has many problems... This is not one of them.
Such as? I would list lower performance compared to other consoles, but then again, I have a PC so if I want performance, I go elsewhere.
CountSonny
The triggers tend to break easily. There's a bunch of great videos of people fixing them, so you can see what breaks often. See tronicsfix.
Lower performance and higher prices for the Games. Also release titles still have full prices. And there are not enough good exclusives.
I am not a fan of exclusive games for the sake of exclusiveness. Except in the case where the dev is the maker, like Halo.
“Lower performance” but only draws 5W and game prices are pretty comparable. BOTW is regular half price...none of those are actual issues
Turbozester
“Not enough good exclusives” *Squints at Smash Bros, Pokémon and RFA*
njrk97
More recent issues seems to be the Stick Drift issues on the Joycons, and considering how costly joycons are thats not great.
Nintendo fixes it for free though
Thanks!
djangojazz
PS4 show the Switch which games you have and ask if it has many beyond ones that have Mario or Zelda in the title.
thepuppeter
Switch show the PS4 how many franchises you have and ask it how many it's been able to establish after 20 years.
Remember Playstation All-Stars? The game that tried to be Smash Bros but couldn't because people don't care about Sony characters.
The point I think you are missing is that there are BEYOND 1st party games. Nintendo doesn't have the likes of Konami and Capcom games
due to only having first party games. But since you asking Sony only games would be God Of War, Uncharted, and The Last Of Us come to mind.
It's kind of like comparing novels to coloring books though as almost all of those are teen or older games and Mario and Zelda are G.
Also what about Nintendo online play and arcade store? Hear after decades of MS, Sony and the PC world doing it they finally barely got it.
LordSintax79
How about a game that appeals to someone other than overweight female Disney cosplayers who have never once in their lives been able to cum?
ProfessorX42
Wow, a fair bit of salt here in these comments. Can’t we just respect differences in people’s taste without child-like console war bs?
CMDRKORR
I love all these https://lolnein.com/2013/08/28/smartphones/
3blindmicestolemycar
Being
StereoOstrich
PS4 has Life of Black Tiger. Checkmate Switch.
FrodoShrugged
I have the switch. It's great but I prefer it as a dedicated console - If I want portability, I take the 3ds xl with me. Good 'nuff.
nutmegwolf
I've seen this a few times and never noticed the eye shift on the ps4 before.
ShutTheFrontDoors
The artist redrew it and a bonus panel like a week ago so it’s probably new
tanman729
Yeah but at least 1/3 of switches can't even do that
somatix5139000
If stewie was a ps4
bagoffishstix
a PS fuwhore
3blindmicestolemycar
CubicZ22
sailskate88
nikkiydg
THIS IS PERFECTION
captainsmitty
Not gonna lie I thought this was a gimmick at first. Now I'm the one on the switch all the time and the wife plays crash on the ps4
PostNutDepression
Before it even came out I knew it was gunna be a best seller. Their handhelds have been doing great the past few years, (1
PostNutDepression
(2 and they essentially took that mindset and upgraded them while also making a fairly decent console. I love my switch.
RancidFlakes
Not anymore it cannot
humblewordsmith
Nintendo does,and always has,catered to different tastes than the other consoles. They deliver an equal experience with a different engine.
Munchman347
'That's cute...but, it's not a substitute for 1,000's of games...'
Vilgashem
Let’s be real. The Switch is pretty new. So, if you can afford one, you can afford the other, and if you enjoy exclusives, have both.
ButtFaceChase
It's ok but I can't play it for long cause it cramps up my dam hands
Vilgashem
Word, cramps up mine, too. But, shit was $300, so getting a $20 handle to slide it into that completely solved the problem didn’t bother me.
Vilgashem
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07SX8QCPZ/ref=sspa_mw_detail_3?ie=UTF8&psc=1 charges it, too; completely worth it.
davebeastly
This needs sped up
IamHereForTheComments
i got ya fam
Markamanic
*Riders on the Storm intensifies*
Shikaku2
IGenerallyPostThumbsUpGifs
Must go faster
SirDawby
AyrA
This is the fastest possible gif. two frames, 10 ms delay. It fails to play this fast in my Firefox.
AyrA
Since 10 ms is 100 fps, it's faster than the typical 60 a monitor has and might look weird
HellKatzAvril
We just gonna forget about the psvita here... Suck it Nintendo
DatDudeTrent
You mean the indie game machine that is worse in literally every area?
earthnumberseven
No matter how many times this been reposted, it always makes me laugh and I always give an upvote.
LauraJ87
Bloody annoying when your 9 year old does it to interrupt what youre watching on the tv though...
Silo267
...... Disconnect the HDMI
CMDRKORR
Assholethecat
2 years later not a single scratch on mine
scvd
hows the drifting?
Assholethecat
None yet but I also don't use the Joycons I use the Split pad pro. Bigger but like having an Xbox controller on the sides
Strongit
No problems....yet. I have a launch one.
SickLikeMe187
The Switch is trash tbh
Muffdiver9
It's alright, I don't mind the console so much as nintendo's lack of games. I end up playing the same 4-5 series on it and that's it.
ShutTheFrontDoors
Respectfully disagree. It’s not the most powerful console but it isn’t supposed to be. That’s not what it was designed for.
Navrodel
You don't buy Nintendo consoles for a good console. You buy it for a fix of Nintendo IP. The DS was shit, but everyone wanted Pokemon, so...
CyberAkuma
How soon people forget that before the Wii Nintendo's consoles used to be at least on-par if not more powerful than the rivals.
VaardArk
When I’m in the middle of a game and have to take a shit, I don’t even have to stop
BubblesAndSuch
It isn't powerful, but it's great as a hybrid portable system. Absolutely the best for lower-spec indie games. Plus Smash, Zelda, and Mario.
ImJeffwithaG
I PC game as well but sometimes I just want to get rekt by a blue shell in Mario Kart. The switch is amazing if you want to play good 1/2
ImJeffwithaG
Nintendo games. Which I (and apparently a lot of other people) very much do.
ShutTheFrontDoors
That’s my thought,I’ve got a gaming computer for game that need a lot of power. My switch is used for much more casual pick-up-and-go things
shmoogeeoogee
What uhhhh....what is it doing?
zoigo
pops in and out, directing picture over to the tv, wondered that too until the animation fully loaded
obie5778
Let me tell you about the birds and the bees and the nes dreams
BubblesAndSuch
The Switch can be placed in it's dock to switch to TV mode.
amipsycho
But can it run Crysis?
BubblesAndSuch
Maybe on lowest you could get okay frames. Now I want to know if it can XD
Galvicustheone
You want to switch up that attitude ?
TekkieX
It can't even run a bath.
nero4ty2
it can run all the games designed for it
xVVitch
Not necessary the ported ones though. Stardew valley was laggy on it in my experience so i stuck to pc
Assholethecat
Crysis 3 was all but done for Wii U but canned last moment. Switch is 2X the power of Wii U so yes it can. In it's sleep.
SincerelyHated
The Switch is the equivalent of a tablet from 2015 sooo no it definitely can't.
Assholethecat
You're an idiot so blocked.
Gochira
Crysis has recommended spcs of 1g of ram and 256mb of video memory, it comes from a different era and yes the switch far exceeds those specs
jamesjjw
The switch is more powerful than a ps3 what are you on about?
StarkRG
Crysis came out in 2007. So, even though machines at the time struggled with it, 2015 ones wouldn't.
DeltaBladeX
Until this happens
DorthLous
Protective film. Just saying.
CrazyEarl
Wrap it before you tap it.
VillagerJeff
Do people actually have this issue? I own and know several people who own a switch and use it regularly both docked and not. Never seen this
flawlesssoul
There was an issue where the dock had warped and started scratching the screen, but it was a limited number. Glass screen protector day 1.
initialo
Yes, it's pretty easy to scratch the switch inserting it into the dock if you don't put a screen protector on it.
Qhronoboros
This hasn’t happened to me. I don’t have a screen protector and I dock and undock my switch weekly.
Kalosso
In fact the Nintendo Switch has many problems... This is not one of them.
CrazyEarl
Such as? I would list lower performance compared to other consoles, but then again, I have a PC so if I want performance, I go elsewhere.
CountSonny
The triggers tend to break easily. There's a bunch of great videos of people fixing them, so you can see what breaks often. See tronicsfix.
Kalosso
Lower performance and higher prices for the Games. Also release titles still have full prices. And there are not enough good exclusives.
CrazyEarl
I am not a fan of exclusive games for the sake of exclusiveness. Except in the case where the dev is the maker, like Halo.
DatDudeTrent
“Lower performance” but only draws 5W and game prices are pretty comparable. BOTW is regular half price...none of those are actual issues
Turbozester
“Not enough good exclusives” *Squints at Smash Bros, Pokémon and RFA*
njrk97
More recent issues seems to be the Stick Drift issues on the Joycons, and considering how costly joycons are thats not great.
VillagerJeff
Nintendo fixes it for free though
CrazyEarl
Thanks!
djangojazz
PS4 show the Switch which games you have and ask if it has many beyond ones that have Mario or Zelda in the title.
thepuppeter
Switch show the PS4 how many franchises you have and ask it how many it's been able to establish after 20 years.
thepuppeter
Remember Playstation All-Stars? The game that tried to be Smash Bros but couldn't because people don't care about Sony characters.
djangojazz
The point I think you are missing is that there are BEYOND 1st party games. Nintendo doesn't have the likes of Konami and Capcom games
djangojazz
due to only having first party games. But since you asking Sony only games would be God Of War, Uncharted, and The Last Of Us come to mind.
djangojazz
It's kind of like comparing novels to coloring books though as almost all of those are teen or older games and Mario and Zelda are G.
djangojazz
Also what about Nintendo online play and arcade store? Hear after decades of MS, Sony and the PC world doing it they finally barely got it.