Mar 4, 2023 1:03 PM
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IRBafoon
Enjoy your 1/4 beer and 3/4 foam sir that'll be $25
Ionlyhirethebrestpeople
Like the mantis shrimp…too fast for the naked eye.
Painalschmainal
What's the name of the first restaurant?
cosonfused
#1 I can still tell what it is. It needs more reuploads. Moar reuploads!!!! Most pixels!!
PrisencolinensinainciusolToo
https://youtu.be/RFZJlCceqXo
pdp1
Bye Felicia!
Codybill
When your waitress can kill you with a menu.
an0therthr0waway
https://youtu.be/F0r3l8fqVbc
monikir
#1 they just made a huge mess of his beer
ButteryBiscuitBass
No1, dude still doesn't know what just happened!
GroumphLePreux
Nah, customers come THERE for the show.
dukeaccent
Why do I find this kind of thing so dang hot though, I don't get it
YouWonTheGam3
Mischievous sassy sensual brat attitude makes some people hard
Ultratoxic
Is this some kind of Asian Ed Debevic's? I detect higher than average sass from the serving staff.
VaultGirl69
So many bottle caps on the floor. Wastelander approved.
squissie
#1
MagnorCriol
Plot twist, #1 doesn't even work there. They just wandered in to start fucking with people trying to enjoy their meal.
Fauxcused
Management and local police all too afraid to tell her to leave
shweatyPIE
The dude sure looks like patrik Antonius the pro poker player.
CaptainHyperbole
#1 I really hope she works there.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
I really hope she doesn't lol.
gx67
It's a theme restaurant. The kitsune maids are supposed to be rude like this. It's their schtick.
michiyl
I think that's impressive - let's hope the rudeness is only acted, and not because it's a bad place :)
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
#1 Jesus Christ, lady - I just wanted a fukin beer, not a science fair volcano.
notacobra
The video edit on 2 makes it look shitty and fake, even if it was 100% real. Why fake a film cut?
Squelchtone
I got u https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Wlo0ZwOpNkQ
TOKYK
I don't know why the first one turns me on so much. Probably that powerful presence. I'd be in awe.
simplefishy
and because mods warn me each time despite me tagging it NSFW as per rules
scottEkarate
The purge restaurant
zeacorzeppelin10
Second method doesn't foam half of the beer away.
rogue28101
I'm fine with either method. I'd just be happy to see something cool like that in person.
ThatsWhatSheSaidInTheBedRoomLastNight
varchld
Thankyou, made it easier to see with that stupid zoomy effect
BeerandCats
2nd method is much preferred
StarscreamAndHutch
Yep. I prefer to drink my beer, not wear it.
JustPissingAgainstTheWindYOLO
Im 90% sure 1st one is a man
Calorado
I'll take 1st for reasons
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Second method had an interesting jump cut to make it seem a little cooler than it actually was.
oocelScifiVillain
That's what I was saying
SiangSpaceTraveler
What if I like it sloppy?
Ohyesireallydidthat
I usually stuff it in my butt and clench. I get some weird looks from the other kindergarten teachers sometimes, but hey... if it works
TwiceK
So I do a similar method, but I can catch the cap about 60% of the time. Gets a lot of appreciation as a bartender
HandoB4Javert
#1 is Wham! Bam! Thank you mam...
Xero999
Depends of the place
Sjama
Cute dance from the first, then stop to open the bottle using the second method.
What about…. and because mods warn me each time despite me tagging it NSFW as per rules
kingcommentlord
How often do you get a chance to make this gif-comment?
More often than you’d think
FiveShiftOne
If you're going to that first place, you know what you're getting into.
HedonistBeard
Well, unless you don't speak the language and was just looking for a place to eat and now you're very confused and erect.
LicensedAdHominem
1. It's a specific place known for this, so it's your mistake, 2. So what's the problem?
Schitzoflink
And have beer on your shirt.
PunnyTiger
the foxmaids are trained to behave like that; the dismissive attitude and the spray of beer are features, not bugs.
unluckyandbored
It's a gimmick. Like there's a few places in the US where the wait staff is rude to you on purpose.
exactly.
One such place is dicks last resort in Boston MA
you might check out the foxmaid or kitsune cafes, I saw a foxmaid on rollerskates de-cap-itate a beer bottle with a folding fan
youtube videos, I mean,
bunnyishungry
I like the first one because confusion was on the menu and that's what I order every day
omnipotentpasta
Yeah I just call it “the usual” and the universe knows what I mean
admiralawesome4213
ima open a resturant and theres gonna be menu items like "uhhhh...." which is just labeled as chefs choice, etc
I'd like the uhhhhh...
Perkunas687
So you'll be having the corned beef stewed in tomato sauce, with a side of cabbage with oyster sauce drizzle.
Is that uhhhhh gluten free?
81licks
#2 Dang it — why make it even more difficult to see what’s happening by putting a superzoom right at the important moment?!
AngurProne
You're right, but ya just spin it the right direction, and as it hits your thumb-meat, turbo open. Then spin opposite and halt. Ex-bartender
That style of opener makes for dazzling feats of beerishness.
ElvisParsly
OKSasquatch
Spinny, spinny, cappy flippy, spinny spinny, setty downy.
nopo
Thats not a superzoom. Thats her breaking reality for an instant.
16bitStarbuck
Both gifts are really frustrating.
DoNotQuitYourDayJob
they post cool stuff to get attention on themselves, not said stuff, & their shit edit is to remind you that *they* r who brought it to u
Like someone who introduced you to a good book, and feels he's the one who brought you enjoyment instead of the author.
NMGMarques
The world has always been full of idiots. With the advent of the internet, we know get to see how many there actually are.
*now*. Typing. It's hard.
shakefu
Sorry it’s too late you’ve got to get in line with the other idiots.
Ahhh, crap! *walks over to line*
Yeah the number is right there next to the upvote arrow. Shows exactly how many people think that bullshit is good content.
VaardArk
Not if you super zoom in on the crowd of idiots
Well played, sir. Well played.
JohnRamboSaperstein
That's the fastest handjob I've ever seen.
kerms
Haha I get it, there's a woman involved so sex joke funny
Would have made the same joke if a guy had done it.
wemakeheroes
Wasn't a handjob, tools were involved.
TripleDane
A ToolJob? a TJ if you will
TJ is titjob
SkowerR
Better watch out, she might tear it off
VodkaReindeer
that's what she said
ctotheg2
Not for you I’m sure
mikeatike
NotAHugeSpider
TheGrapes
eppykaze
Fox masked girl just wasted half of that beer
Burke616
Spill half the beer, sell twice as much beer. Kitsune knows what she's doing.
AtmaDarkwolf
yea, and she looked great doing it :P (Although prob not from that poor guys point of view lol!
Strangeboke
I mean I don't think he went to the bar with mischievous fox spirit waitresses for the beer lol.
LordAsshurt
I DONT CARE BRUNG HER BACK
WaitingForTheDrop
The fox or kitsune in Japanese folklore are seen as trickers and have a mischievous nature. She is simply being in character.
AgainstMethod
I just explained kitsune to my daughter last night and she reacted like I was telling her about her personal spirit guide.
PorneliusHubertII
Lol be careful. They will lure men to their deaths, stupid sexy kitsune.
oscillatingdogfan
IamtheAIyoushouldfear
It's alright, it was American /s
MufinMcFlufin
Then she wasted half that water. You know how much Nestle woulda paid for that?
ifteguy2
*how many kids Nestle would've sacrificed for that
ActionJohnnie
It’s entertainment, not alcoholism.
Thedewk
1 beer = alcoholism!? I think I might be an alcoholic |:
Drink up
TheKingoKings
Can you explain this to me? What is alcoholism about paying for a full beer?
Zapper83
This is kind of a sketch. She always open the bottle and spray beer on the guests. She's a kitsune, a mischievous fox.
I don't know for sure but the guests probably don't pay for the beer. It's more like an advertisement at this point.
miraclemaxcoc
It's a shtick. The wait staff is advertised as being in-your-face
Well my schtick will be to pay for half that beer. They throw half your fries on the floor too?
hamberglar
I've always wanted to go there. It seems fun.
Clayman8
Makes me wonder, do they just throw your food at you across the bar? Stab a kunai in your hand with the bill attached to it?
Ryebread91
I can gouge your wallet out your neck, your choice.
LookYouStupidBastard
Like Ed Debevic's in Chicago, if anyone wants to try that out.
bonessasan
I went to one in Scottsdale many years ago. Food was meh but the waitress was funny.
KikkiHiiriFin
Sounds like a fuckin nightmare.
artdecoasfuck
I mean... it's like "Medieval TImes" or "Benihana's" or "Hooters"... if the "show" or "atmosphere" isn't your cup of tea, then don't go.
Malibloo
Unless you're into it.
Budpop
MiddleAgedBaldGrumpyMan
Thanks ?
AlmightyThor117
Then you don’t have to go to the restaurant
Around here, we can eat at restaurant without the hassle
bread1
if its not for you its not for you, don't need to be so sensitive about things that's aren't for you. You're literally arguing about it lol
ThisOneKid
Are you implying that is the only restaurant around there, or that every restaurant around there is a hassle to eat at?
SecondSince
Please stay there. Thank you.
Sometimesithinkimcanadianbutimnotsorry
Unlike there. Where they only have one restaurant where they are in your face. /S
Cool story bro
Krakencrotch
Does your town have a single restaurant? Neither does this one, idiot.
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TomatoPepper
I could bet that he/she is not
SciencePetsComputers
any reason other than racial stereotypes?
It's not about racial. My opinion comes from the body movements balance, patrons
license2kilt
And?
tarnok
That sounds hotter actually. ??♀️
Grow the fuck up you stupid piece of shit
LiterallyNothingAvailable
I mean, just based on looks, could go either way. I wouldn't assume.
This people is too easily offended with the presumptions of the not said words. But they down voted me more
IRBafoon
Enjoy your 1/4 beer and 3/4 foam sir that'll be $25
Ionlyhirethebrestpeople
Like the mantis shrimp…too fast for the naked eye.
Painalschmainal
What's the name of the first restaurant?
cosonfused
#1 I can still tell what it is. It needs more reuploads. Moar reuploads!!!! Most pixels!!
PrisencolinensinainciusolToo
https://youtu.be/RFZJlCceqXo
pdp1
Bye Felicia!
Codybill
When your waitress can kill you with a menu.
an0therthr0waway
https://youtu.be/F0r3l8fqVbc
monikir
#1 they just made a huge mess of his beer
ButteryBiscuitBass
No1, dude still doesn't know what just happened!
GroumphLePreux
Nah, customers come THERE for the show.
dukeaccent
Why do I find this kind of thing so dang hot though, I don't get it
YouWonTheGam3
Mischievous sassy sensual brat attitude makes some people hard
Ultratoxic
Is this some kind of Asian Ed Debevic's? I detect higher than average sass from the serving staff.
VaultGirl69
So many bottle caps on the floor. Wastelander approved.
squissie
#1
MagnorCriol
Plot twist, #1 doesn't even work there. They just wandered in to start fucking with people trying to enjoy their meal.
Fauxcused
Management and local police all too afraid to tell her to leave
shweatyPIE
The dude sure looks like patrik Antonius the pro poker player.
CaptainHyperbole
#1 I really hope she works there.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
I really hope she doesn't lol.
gx67
It's a theme restaurant. The kitsune maids are supposed to be rude like this. It's their schtick.
michiyl
I think that's impressive - let's hope the rudeness is only acted, and not because it's a bad place :)
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
#1 Jesus Christ, lady - I just wanted a fukin beer, not a science fair volcano.
notacobra
The video edit on 2 makes it look shitty and fake, even if it was 100% real. Why fake a film cut?
Squelchtone
I got u https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Wlo0ZwOpNkQ
TOKYK
I don't know why the first one turns me on so much. Probably that powerful presence. I'd be in awe.
simplefishy
and because mods warn me each time despite me tagging it NSFW as per rules
scottEkarate
The purge restaurant
zeacorzeppelin10
Second method doesn't foam half of the beer away.
rogue28101
I'm fine with either method. I'd just be happy to see something cool like that in person.
ThatsWhatSheSaidInTheBedRoomLastNight
varchld
Thankyou, made it easier to see with that stupid zoomy effect
BeerandCats
2nd method is much preferred
StarscreamAndHutch
Yep. I prefer to drink my beer, not wear it.
JustPissingAgainstTheWindYOLO
Im 90% sure 1st one is a man
Calorado
I'll take 1st for reasons
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Second method had an interesting jump cut to make it seem a little cooler than it actually was.
oocelScifiVillain
That's what I was saying
SiangSpaceTraveler
What if I like it sloppy?
Ohyesireallydidthat
I usually stuff it in my butt and clench. I get some weird looks from the other kindergarten teachers sometimes, but hey... if it works
TwiceK
So I do a similar method, but I can catch the cap about 60% of the time. Gets a lot of appreciation as a bartender
HandoB4Javert
#1 is Wham! Bam! Thank you mam...
Xero999
Depends of the place
Sjama
Cute dance from the first, then stop to open the bottle using the second method.
BeerandCats
simplefishy
What about…. and because mods warn me each time despite me tagging it NSFW as per rules
kingcommentlord
How often do you get a chance to make this gif-comment?
simplefishy
More often than you’d think
FiveShiftOne
If you're going to that first place, you know what you're getting into.
HedonistBeard
Well, unless you don't speak the language and was just looking for a place to eat and now you're very confused and erect.
LicensedAdHominem
1. It's a specific place known for this, so it's your mistake, 2. So what's the problem?
Schitzoflink
And have beer on your shirt.
PunnyTiger
the foxmaids are trained to behave like that; the dismissive attitude and the spray of beer are features, not bugs.
unluckyandbored
It's a gimmick. Like there's a few places in the US where the wait staff is rude to you on purpose.
PunnyTiger
exactly.
BeerandCats
One such place is dicks last resort in Boston MA
PunnyTiger
you might check out the foxmaid or kitsune cafes, I saw a foxmaid on rollerskates de-cap-itate a beer bottle with a folding fan
PunnyTiger
youtube videos, I mean,
bunnyishungry
I like the first one because confusion was on the menu and that's what I order every day
omnipotentpasta
Yeah I just call it “the usual” and the universe knows what I mean
admiralawesome4213
ima open a resturant and theres gonna be menu items like "uhhhh...." which is just labeled as chefs choice, etc
bunnyishungry
I'd like the uhhhhh...
Perkunas687
So you'll be having the corned beef stewed in tomato sauce, with a side of cabbage with oyster sauce drizzle.
kingcommentlord
Is that uhhhhh gluten free?
81licks
#2 Dang it — why make it even more difficult to see what’s happening by putting a superzoom right at the important moment?!
AngurProne
You're right, but ya just spin it the right direction, and as it hits your thumb-meat, turbo open. Then spin opposite and halt. Ex-bartender
AngurProne
That style of opener makes for dazzling feats of beerishness.
ElvisParsly
OKSasquatch
Spinny, spinny, cappy flippy, spinny spinny, setty downy.
nopo
Thats not a superzoom. Thats her breaking reality for an instant.
16bitStarbuck
Both gifts are really frustrating.
DoNotQuitYourDayJob
they post cool stuff to get attention on themselves, not said stuff, & their shit edit is to remind you that *they* r who brought it to u
DoNotQuitYourDayJob
Like someone who introduced you to a good book, and feels he's the one who brought you enjoyment instead of the author.
NMGMarques
The world has always been full of idiots. With the advent of the internet, we know get to see how many there actually are.
NMGMarques
*now*. Typing. It's hard.
shakefu
Sorry it’s too late you’ve got to get in line with the other idiots.
NMGMarques
Ahhh, crap! *walks over to line*
HedonistBeard
Yeah the number is right there next to the upvote arrow. Shows exactly how many people think that bullshit is good content.
VaardArk
Not if you super zoom in on the crowd of idiots
NMGMarques
Well played, sir. Well played.
JohnRamboSaperstein
That's the fastest handjob I've ever seen.
kerms
Haha I get it, there's a woman involved so sex joke funny
JohnRamboSaperstein
Would have made the same joke if a guy had done it.
wemakeheroes
Wasn't a handjob, tools were involved.
TripleDane
A ToolJob? a TJ if you will
michiyl
TJ is titjob
SkowerR
Better watch out, she might tear it off
VodkaReindeer
that's what she said
ctotheg2
Not for you I’m sure
mikeatike
NotAHugeSpider
TheGrapes
eppykaze
Fox masked girl just wasted half of that beer
Burke616
Spill half the beer, sell twice as much beer. Kitsune knows what she's doing.
AtmaDarkwolf
yea, and she looked great doing it :P (Although prob not from that poor guys point of view lol!
Strangeboke
I mean I don't think he went to the bar with mischievous fox spirit waitresses for the beer lol.
LordAsshurt
I DONT CARE BRUNG HER BACK
WaitingForTheDrop
The fox or kitsune in Japanese folklore are seen as trickers and have a mischievous nature. She is simply being in character.
AgainstMethod
I just explained kitsune to my daughter last night and she reacted like I was telling her about her personal spirit guide.
PorneliusHubertII
Lol be careful. They will lure men to their deaths, stupid sexy kitsune.
oscillatingdogfan
IamtheAIyoushouldfear
It's alright, it was American /s
MufinMcFlufin
Then she wasted half that water. You know how much Nestle woulda paid for that?
ifteguy2
*how many kids Nestle would've sacrificed for that
MufinMcFlufin
ActionJohnnie
It’s entertainment, not alcoholism.
Thedewk
1 beer = alcoholism!? I think I might be an alcoholic |:
YouWonTheGam3
Drink up
TheKingoKings
Can you explain this to me? What is alcoholism about paying for a full beer?
Zapper83
This is kind of a sketch. She always open the bottle and spray beer on the guests. She's a kitsune, a mischievous fox.
Zapper83
I don't know for sure but the guests probably don't pay for the beer. It's more like an advertisement at this point.
miraclemaxcoc
It's a shtick. The wait staff is advertised as being in-your-face
TheKingoKings
Well my schtick will be to pay for half that beer. They throw half your fries on the floor too?
hamberglar
I've always wanted to go there. It seems fun.
Clayman8
Makes me wonder, do they just throw your food at you across the bar? Stab a kunai in your hand with the bill attached to it?
Ryebread91
I can gouge your wallet out your neck, your choice.
LookYouStupidBastard
Like Ed Debevic's in Chicago, if anyone wants to try that out.
bonessasan
I went to one in Scottsdale many years ago. Food was meh but the waitress was funny.
KikkiHiiriFin
Sounds like a fuckin nightmare.
artdecoasfuck
I mean... it's like "Medieval TImes" or "Benihana's" or "Hooters"... if the "show" or "atmosphere" isn't your cup of tea, then don't go.
Malibloo
Unless you're into it.
Budpop
MiddleAgedBaldGrumpyMan
KikkiHiiriFin
Thanks ?
AlmightyThor117
Then you don’t have to go to the restaurant
KikkiHiiriFin
Around here, we can eat at restaurant without the hassle
bread1
if its not for you its not for you, don't need to be so sensitive about things that's aren't for you. You're literally arguing about it lol
mikeatike
ThisOneKid
Are you implying that is the only restaurant around there, or that every restaurant around there is a hassle to eat at?
SecondSince
Please stay there. Thank you.
Sometimesithinkimcanadianbutimnotsorry
Unlike there. Where they only have one restaurant where they are in your face. /S
AlmightyThor117
Cool story bro
Krakencrotch
Does your town have a single restaurant? Neither does this one, idiot.
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TomatoPepper
I could bet that he/she is not
SciencePetsComputers
any reason other than racial stereotypes?
TomatoPepper
It's not about racial. My opinion comes from the body movements balance, patrons
license2kilt
And?
tarnok
That sounds hotter actually. ??♀️
SciencePetsComputers
any reason other than racial stereotypes?
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tarnok
Grow the fuck up you stupid piece of shit
LiterallyNothingAvailable
FiveShiftOne
I mean, just based on looks, could go either way. I wouldn't assume.
TomatoPepper
This people is too easily offended with the presumptions of the not said words. But they down voted me more