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Oct 3, 2016 8:19 AM
MrCoolRanch10123
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ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
Im not even American and ill miss obama...thanks obama
craaaaaaaaaaaaig
Fake joke
Shizaaam
Facebook is leaking again
kowala88
shots fired
BertsPark
Lame
Purkkaleiri
Shmalcoholic
Quick someone turn this into an email with 6 colors, 8 fonts, and varying sizes - we may still be able to sway some undecided voters!
countryliving
Guys I don't think this was meant to be taken as it literally happened..
01010111011001010110110001100011011011110110110101100101
still a shit joke
averephraim
Obama then taxes the barbershop out of existence and says, 'you didn't build that'.
averephraim
Sauce: https://youtu.be/YKjPI6no5ng
LordOfGainz
So Michelle has never met Bill Clinton?
FatDaddySteve
holysweetdonkeyanalrape
Heard the same joke years ago, only it was with Bush and Clinton.
BananaBrain
Heard it a long time ago... different characters though...
IAmFatBarbie
perlcat
Dates back to WWI, except this is more improbable than most iterations of the tired old joke.
KageRyu7
Politics would never be avoided in a barbershop. That's an open space to argue about anything and everything
OmenRider
FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:RE: "Too Funny!"
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OmenRider
Sort of; it's mostly the graininess of the image and the cliché "a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar"-style joke with current characters
aleister94
These comments are so fucking annoying
RheaButt
I'm so glad that any pun requiring effort to put together has this shit commented on it
WhoDaThunklt
FirmAndPerkyIsBetterThanWideAndFat
aleister94
You can't really believe that the person who made this joke expected you to believe it happened, right?
kiddub
If you think this is supposed to be true, you're part of the problem.
Hairyballsack
here have an upvote, on me.
YoSoyMilk
I don't think it's meant to be a true story. Just a fun joke.
WhoDaThunklt
I know, just seemed like an appropriate use for the gif.
PaddyOLatern
I'm pretty sure Trump does not go to a black barber shop to get his toupee fluffed
dekket
Stop that logic right now!
MostIndeedlySo
His pompadour was ruffled in Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. He gave it quite the ruffle and it stayed on!
kevlosophy
Definitely not a toupee but it still looked like 10 strands of hair fluffed together. I tell you hwhat that hair ain't right.
watercolortitties
I imagine it skittering off his head as the clippers come on.
PaddyOLatern
Lol absolutely
WHATILEARNEDINBOATINGSCHOOLIS
I'm surprised Donald's wife doesn't feel exactly how Obamas wife feels, verbatim
ILikeCockyEngineersAndICannotLie
I like the pun in this. Very pungent.
watercolortitties
As a proud black woman from the south side of chicago...
CommanderWilliamTRiker
I heard this joke but the names were George Bush and Al Gore
pdxenburg
Works better with Trumps wife for reasons
YpoCohlo
That means you're old by internet standards. Welcome to the club.
Stanistani
I don't like Trump, but this is nasty. ↓
ModulusMouse
Its just flat out stupid. Reeks of a preteen grasping at straws to make shitty memes.
KharnApproves
Yeah I agree. Just because he doesn't have an ounce of class doesn't mean we should all stoop.
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
I especially like your use of ascii to express your opinion.
TristanBomb
Oh no! Someone on the Internet is wrong! ASCII is rarely used these days, and the downward arrow is not even part of the ASCII... (1/2)
TristanBomb
standard. Most modern systems use Unicode, which DOES contain a downward arrow. Hence why he could post it. (2/2)
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
I've been corrected on the internet!! You sir... are completely correct and I have learned today from my mistakes. Thank you good citizen!
Stanistani
If only we could come to grips with more complicated issues this way. Maybe we need to extend RFCs to policy issues.
mithiwithi
Obama has more class than that.
Stanistani
Agreed. He wouldn't like this joke. Also, Hillary wouldn't appreciate a joke slut-shaming a woman.
JohnathanJacobJinglySchmidt
Politically she'd be against it, in real life she wouldn't give a shit
Stanistani
You're a close friend? Donald, is that you?
JohnathanJacobJinglySchmidt
Are you a close friend? How do you know Hillary wouldn't appreciate the joke? Asshole, is that you?
Papakeecha
So many fake post about Trump lol
zoomball
Also fake/a joke: the the things he says and does.
ArcaneConjecture
This isn't a fake. It's a joke.
RheaButt
It's called a joke, it doesn't have to have actually happened, it's just something told for a laugh
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
(not that this is real but) Trump does so much crazy shit the line gets blurred a lot.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Dammit, now I have that song stuck in my head again
watercolortitties
I know you want it.
ithoughttheywouldjustgivemeausername
Ahahaha, because Ivanka has published nudes and is married to an adulterer, and Michelle has class!
ArtArchive
I was with you up until that last part.
perseco
Michelle has class?! Bitch, she was just shoppin' at Walgreens the other day with Ellen.
chingchong1
I think your confusing class with something else. Class is more about deportment I feel.
verifieddbag
I know we are talking about wives but Obamas mom has nudes
CitizenDickbag
Ivanka is Trump's daughter, not his wife. Of course he also seems to confuse them...
Rulan
Thank you Fouad, that joke is much funnier now you've explained the underlying implication that Ivanka Trump is a whore.
ithoughttheywouldjustgivemeausername
I was trying to channel him, thank you!
allthenamesaregone
Why exactly do whorehouses smell like aftershave?
marzipanius
They might smell like cheap perfume in abundance, but all in all the "joke" was pretty weak and off target.
eastbayrae
They smell like shame and sadness
TravNel
this joke is extremely old and the wording varies a great deal. Sometimes its cologne. Sometimes its perfume.
dekket
Real pro's use men's cologne so that their clients do NOT smell like a cat house.
fatal762001
ask your wife
unscot
Whores use strong fragrances.
Vidikron
They don't. They smell of spermicide and poor life choices... So I've heard ;)
NamesAreStupid
Aftershaves are alcohol based, so are many cleaning products
Waqar274
Because the whores are actually men o.0...there's no such thing as female prostitutes. Wake up sheeple!
zoomball
I will always upvote any comment containing the word sheeple.
ProbablyNotABotButHowCanIBeSure
Because it's full of people wearing aftershave? Otherwise I dunno
SpoonfulOfMoon
because to quote Billie piper in secret diary " a professional never lets her client leave smelling of woman"
koinuchan
Aw yissss, need to start watching that again
99PercentOfMyCommentsAreSmartassComments
to cover up the smell of sex??? i really dont know how they smell but it seems logical
ForgivingCat
Bio-logical
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
Smells like we're done here.
AGentleGiant
My aftershave does not even remotely smell like sex.
uslydog
so what does sex smell like? huehuehue
Grapefruitspoon
Sweat and vagina
ABillionDucks
Let's find out ;)
DickRogers
The first part of your username is a good place to start.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Not you.
BRINKofINSANITY
Mostly smells of condoms and regret
JetDealer
Gold
99PercentOfMyCommentsAreSmartassComments
your mom
NobodyExpectTheSpanishInquisition
Poor kid, dont be so rude, he already have his life
Semx11
has*
FickDingers
ihaveaprettylargeamountofnothing
VEGETAL!
ihaveaprettylargeamountofnothing
https://pics.me.me/where-is-my-foond-heres-your-steank-with-novegetal-as-27486633.png
madeinqc
It smell men perfume so that the wife can't smell woman perfume. It's easier to say that you tried a perfume for men than for woman.
Ryebread91
I'll test a perfume on the sample papers. Then I know if I will like it on her and if she'll wear it.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Men use cologne... Perfume is for women. And trust me. It doesn't matter what you do. They'll notice.
DirtyLittleBirdyFeet
Women use cologne also, just as men can use perfume, the combination between concentration of scents and ingredients makes the difference
AfroSamuraiRM
Yeah but the original post said men perfume in a context where cologne works better. Anyways, TIL.
xtreampb
Speaking from experience?
LokiKingOfJotunheim
sort of, but I'm usually open about if I'm going to one. You have to communicate in relationships.
Iosephus
Dydegu
You had one job.
Iamenvy
teamsleeper
TheNewestUsername
Is that seth rogan and james franco?
teamsleeper
Looks like it.
prismbear
drakhavik
What was this from originally? I dont even remember lol
ChrisBrownHitMe2
Supa hot fire
howcaniconfinemyselftoausername
It's called rap battle parody
rookie23
Youtube "but I'm not a rapper". I think that is it.
ICantComeUpWithAPunnyName
was it pops barber shop? :(
GingeraffeTW
I just started watching today, thanks douche.
SirGravy
RIP in piece pop
mrgrtjn
Why you do this man? :(
ShadowScorch
Forward. Always.
LOOKATTHISNETTHATIJUSTFOUND
aleister94
OrionPax1024
Too soon, man. Come on.
Vorrt
Too soon
Smile4me7
Sweet Christmas that was Too soon :(
wholettheusernamesout
Sweet Christmas!
TitsMcGregor
Shut your whore mouth. I have the sads now.
ICantComeUpWithAPunnyName
Swear jar! :(
TitsMcGregor
????????????????
momemes
too soon
Nearlyburly
Not anymore.
Hairyballsack
waaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Now why you gonna have to bring that up, pops was a good man. sob sob sniffle.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Always forward, forward always.
Espurranza
Hell no. Pops is Switzerland. Trump doesn't go for that socialist shit
gkats
Swear jar
Espurranza
RandomStranger55
Too soon :(
TheRealJessicaJones
You had to go there?
HodorHoldTheDoor
Fuck. I've only watched the first episode but I knew something was coming...
purpdrank87
Next episode...
HodorHoldTheDoor
I'm on episode five now and I'm loving it even though poor pops.
Youreabundleofsticks
You bitch.
kilo38
Swear jar for whorehouse
alpoopy
A barber would not care about it turning to politics. They just HAVE to talk!
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Especially at black barbershops. All we talk about is sports and politics. Maybe movies.
KharnApproves
I usually prefer to not talk while getting a haircut. I just enjoy the silence.
eetsumkaus
one of the reasons I actually like losing my hair. I won't feel bad about just shaving myself down every couple weeks or so.
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
You probably get your hair cut at a chain haircut place, not a barber shop. Barber shops won't let you not talk. Whiich is why I avoid them.
KharnApproves
Oh no, I'm really particular with my hair, so I go to a barber shop who I trust to not fuck my fade up.
BillyWarg
Fake stories like these are what some crazies are actually gonna believe and post around on Facebook with their "minions memes"
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TimTamFlimFlam
r/wackytictacs
azgrak
By fake stories do you mean jokes that you don't get?
zoomball
Let them. Helps the derps stand out to the rest of us.
Qualtagh
It's a joke, sit back and enjoy it.
circlebreaker
*shudders*
pennygwen
"Minion memes"... hahahaha
andaction
The people who would think it's a story are right wingers. They are so easy to troll it's kinda sad. Like the one about executive orders.
LemonFanta
I think you hurt someone's feelings. The same someones that probably like to call everyone "special snowflakes" or whatever.
Fiddyshades
Liberals can be fucking retards as well, don't be a twat :)
Pokecole37
I've had similar experiences with right wingers, but it doesn't mean that they are the only people who believe it, or that they all do.
Callawayspriter
Nice generalization, bro.
andaction
Sadly seen it too often when conservative friends send me those chain emails they think prove their points and just make them look bad.
soulhunter24
In my experience liberals are the same
andaction
I'm truly curious. Do you have examples? Political ones. I'm not talking about fringe stuff like health nuts and tree huggers.
damspam
But then we get parodies of minion memes taking hyperbolic stories seriously, & its just awesome. Best example:
flowseeker
Saved!
Toohn45
You're supposed to assume chan stories are false though, it even says that at the top of the web page if you ever visit.
toriscool
Thanks that was great
Moresharks
that is glorious
ohnoofcourseyourright
That is the craziest story I've ever read
SlowReflexes
You won't believe what happened next
McBook
Absolutely mad
dekket
That was the funniest crazy shit I've ever read. Thank you and +1
Pokecole37
That's actually hilarious. I imagine it's a trump supporter's wet dream.
dekket
A Tea Party supporter would have ejaculated a few times after having read three lines. Haha I'm just kidding, not a chance he could read.
HappyBeach
Nah, more like a tea-partier.
Pokecole37
Probably closer.
wildwildoats
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