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FirstThingThatCameToMind
American tells the wide world that they feel like the victim, news at 11
Gacva
It wouldn't surprise me if Texas made abortion legal if a gun was involved in it.
lilmookie
"The problem is there's room for at least two more guns in this picture" - NRA, probably.
MyCatIsMissingAnEar
railgap
I relate a little too closely to this. On the plus side, I no longer own guns.
Lv30Wizard
Considering the new ammo ban. Yes all I have are pistols and revolvers :(
sombercitizens
I am an American and this is true.
sotronics
Pretty much
Jesseskimo
I will always upvote In Bruges. Class film.
adamSparkleFurlong
IsolatedAsshole
Time to watch In Bruges again.
LadyCottonHead
I think it's beautiful Americans are hating on America. Woken up to the BS 'We're NO. 1!!' like, now you can actually do something about it.
Schokioki
"Lately" lol
Wdusln
Both Irish...
AnonOmis1000
I've seen this a couple times. What's the context of the scene?
melmboundanddown
Quade, open your mind
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
As an American
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
I feel like the guy in the back should be "Rich Americans", one gun being "Anti-Vax Americans" and the other gun "American Police".
puffyjacket69
I like your take.. I had "fixed it" before reading your comment. Fox news should be somewhere in it..
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Maybe there's an edit of a third gun with Colin's other hand? Haha. Nicely done.
Harryteeters
etherbunny41
Of course Tajiri's there! That's his signature thing! XD
fireflowerfire
enjoy your collapsing society
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Wonder who'll play the Visigoths in the American remake of the Fall of Rome
DoAHeelHook
I assure you I will not.
UncleBuckFutter
Why would we enjoy it? It's been horrible
keyblader1985
I've been feeling serious despair lately over how absolutely inconsiderate and selfish people can be, even at the cost of someone's life.
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TheAngryMarineBiologist
Take a look at New Zealand or Iceland sometime. Humanity isn't entirely shit, some people have got it right, so it's not all of us.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
RodgerRodger
2spoopy4me
ThankYouForYourTime
Who made the skeleton the shooter? He’s wildly inaccurate!
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
kkanne20
what is this from???
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
From a YouTube clip of Jontron
kkanne20
Darn, I was hoping it was a movie I could watch :'(
neutronfish
Americans don’t live in a county. We live in a PvP server.
Ashpond
haha jesus well put
ArcaneRose
So is Australia where I should transfer if I’m more of a PvE person?
neutronfish
AHopelesslyRomanticBOOB
I'd 100% get a job in the UK tomorrow if i could. Plus one of my bros is in ireland.
charlie2979
Ireland absolutely. The UK is just as fucked, just differently fucked.
AHopelesslyRomanticBOOB
Ah so we aren't alone. I'm a videographer/editor. Not sure there are many jobs in ireland for that. I visited 3 years ago. Would go again!
charlie2979
Yeah Irelands nice. Honestly I'd move to a non English speaking country if i could. All fucked to some extent.
LerryV2
I'm Afraid of Americans
puffyjacket69
*Republicans
kakivara
I'm afraid of the world
PballQhead
And yet he had an American play guitar...
circegirl
2 upvotes for both of you!!!
kakivara
It's been over 25 years, in case anyone needs to re-acquaint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU
EricHoyland
I am American and this is accurate
Paroxzyme
Almost, it misses out America giving other people guns so that they can shoot at each other.
witheredspoon
There needs to be an "America" behind them holding a glass of wine and just watching.
thinkybrainpains
Americans will downvote this
neutronfish
We will absolutely not.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Over 70 million of them probably would
zykotec
I guess this happens when you turn a continent into an indian burial ground , then build a society of fear and violence on top of it.
adamk147
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Moreso that this is what happens when you make a society out of the sexually repressed violent religious radicals nobody wanted in Europe.
belongsinamuseum
I dunno. I’m pretty sure my great great great great great grandfather was a peaceful guy who fucked. A lot.
HumanFromPlanetEarth
Every continent is a burial ground
haggerton
Do I smell whataboutism upvoted cuz it's done by an American?
HumanFromPlanetEarth
No people have been killed unjustly where you live?
zykotec
Sure, but it's not the indian burial ground that keep popping up in Hollywood horror films. Huge difference. XD
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Wonder why that trope is so popular in American works.
HumanFromPlanetEarth
strongseth
But... this is "In Bruges"
QWAS2123
TBH they both have really good American Accents
LaffertyDanie1
"In Burgers" now it's American
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
“That’s In Belgium. That’s where Daddy’s from.”
savak354
In fucking Bruges?
LargeVarge
Yes and it’s a great movie.
ImightbeJohn
Yes, it really is. I need to go watch it now, bye.
IsolatedAsshole
And... they're Irish!
Nalianna
Doing work for a pom.
SoSorryImNotEvenCanadian
Come to the Northeast
UnremarkablyInteresting
The vietnamese!
IsolatedAsshole
Saying it over and over ain't gonna make any more sense out of it!
Sheldonian
They do love their guns more than their health
Hobbes777
Haha it's the money... All the money.
BORGALOOGIE
As gun-loving American progressive, I loled and rofled. Maybe I’m more of an Eisenhower conservative. Too much mercury, I can’t remember /s
Croatoan45
Well in American its cheaper to take care of guns than yourself. This is where our country has a priority apparently.
dogdays2025
American here. I'll take health over guns any day.
mikesperk127001
Unfortunately a close 50% of us do?
thesketchykid
Nerf or nothing
TheAngryMarineBiologist
They love unrestricted access to guns more than their health. As a Brit, you can have pretty easily have both.
Aksuuuh
The guns have better healthcare than they do
bearatrooper
Them's shootin' words...
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
My gun is part of my healthcare. It doubles as protection and self euthenizia. A wonder, for sure.
Niamzaburek3000
Or being alive
NeteaPolyDruidMom
I am a hunter. I enjoy my gun. I am willing to go through tighter gin control or get rid of it for the safety of our country
Sheldonian
NeteaPolyDruidMom
I is a lady. Also less gin control more gun control
snazzygabe12
That's just a stereotype and as somone who is not sinuref and bsrles pays $40 a year for everything that's gooten way better too
PJHabit
And many people love to stereotype entire countries.
FairweatherHobbyist
The third most populous country in the world might be a bit more complicated than a single image? I don't buy it.
PJHabit
Of course, how ludicrous. I'll take the downvotes.
prdgmshft
You wanna shoot guns about?
bandanafurscale
Oh shut the FUCK up
Sheldonian
k.
HumbabaEpic2
Would you say that you're... Triggered?
blueKD
foxfire1112
shutup
blueKD
GalacticLord
blueKD
foxfire1112
"Hurr durr Americans suck" you can shove it too
CockKnocker2000
Looks like they hit a nerve
blueKD
Ayy American here! We do fucking suck. Our country is glorious in theory but our execution is godawful, we're a slowly dying laughingstock.
foxfire1112
Speak for yourself you sound pathetic
FlyYouFLCL
I love guns. I'd also like universal healthcare. It shouldn't be mutually exclusive.
Poopoopeepeevagina
I like guns. I love video games
HufflePuffPuff
I'd like to shoot you and then have you incur no hospital costs for how bad my aim was. Sorry I hypothetically shot you.
uwuooowyooowhowuwuwu
You are a statistical superminority my friend. Hope you are lobbying for healthcare reform more than NRA legislation. One is essential.
mechismo
And yet civilised society only needs one of ‘em. Just look beyond.
DildoDiscoAbortion
You love guns? Do you know how weird that is? Do you also love torture devices? Land mines? Rape dungeons? Tear gas? Americana are weird.
NCPBullet
I feel universal health care will make owning guns even more awesome.
ShirouBlue
What about free healthcare for guns?
LongoloidFartExplosion
Aren't bullet wounds quite expensive to treat? (Regardless of who pays the bill.)
Eyhlix
Not as much as insulin here.
confuciusman
I bet people would take their vaccines if we could load them into our guns and shoot people.
confuciusman
I am clearly referring to shooting people with vaccines :) like having some kind of convention or something that people can go to
HeraldOfTheBadger
Oh shit, wait is it? Maybe it's all the gunshot wounds making single-payer healthcare unaffordable ... /S
ctriis87
True. They should both be regulated to avoid risk of death and poor health for everyone.
digasisv
Properly regulation to not only do that but preserve the choice being on the gun owner/person getting healthcare.
Sheldonian
Yes, it shouldn't. And yet...
TattooedTaurus
qtRaven
Damn I need a second vaccine now!
SubiBryant
Places are giving away cars and my homestate has a vaccinated only lottery. There's incentives everywhere.
PoorBoyChevelle
BRB, going to VA
Apesapothead35
I 100% entered those and would’ve happily accepted the guns! A custom shot gun would be useful and worth $. We did scholarships too. lol
LiquidSodium
It be sad here in usa, but it be happy too. Always rember happy day.
Sheldonian
Yup, every country has its problems but also their good things
thembitchesbewitches
Please tell me which day is happy day? Do I have to go to work? Is it a paid holiday? Do I get time-and-a-half?