ProbablyBigfoot
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Jul 3, 2017 3:34 AM
ProbablyBigfoot
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lilbabykendylbear
Looks like a huge tadpole
BloodyRain2k
Maybe it's pretending to be an ostrich.
Clayman8
This needs to be added over the Hinderburg photo
AnswerLady
Great Scrabble© word.
siriphenees
Oh look! A penny!
austinmdelliott2
KotMroku
Maybe it found a bottle of salamander goo? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxA0QVGVEJw
Venum
where can i buy one?
LiamBoyd
I always up vote titles with words that I have no idea how to pronounce
ProbablyBigfoot
It's pronounced exactly how it looks.
jcal1771
venomlash
*Windows XP "doonk"*
Courier87
When I get my own place, an axolotl is top of the to buy list
ProbablyBigfoot
Why wait? They only need a 10gallon tank.
friendswithfire
Ah! A friend of mine has an axolotl! So SQUISHY! (but bite-y as well)
ProbablyBigfoot
Yeah, mine ate the tip of my finger. It was such a weird sensation. ????
DrMcTouchy
That's a Sea Dildo.
Bluejay939
Too bad they're endangered
ProbablyBigfoot
In the wild yes but they breed very well in captivity.
Thatwhichhasnolife
axolotl.exe has stopped working
copingcabana
He's trying to look axolittl
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
That's adorable.
Skyun
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
AardnT
What's funny? With an Axolotl you literally can do that lo
NitrousSquirrelVinegar
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
APlankWithWheels
Don't forget to leave it off for at least 10 seconds.
tentons01
"This sand is delicious"
tjluv
I have one too. Derpiest creature ever
imwithpluto
For science: derpier than a yellow lab doggo?
ProbablyBigfoot
Yes
RepresentativeOfNorway
It can afford to be derpy because of its insane regenerative skills! Fucking level 80 Mages!
Yongasoo
I had two. Once they fought and one tore the other's arm off. But its OK, it friggin grew the fuck back.
2and900
you gave him to much cocaine
2CoolChris
Ok, how much cocaine is just enough for one of those animals?
2and900
Like 7
TonyStarkpotatos17
Aren't those pets not allowed to be kept?
TonyStarkpotatos17
If not I'll keep hush but btw that it super cute and I think it's a pretty swimming amphibian
ProbablyBigfoot
Maybe some places, but where I am it's totally fine. They're endangered in the wild but very prolific in captivity.
TonyStarkpotatos17
Oooo okay
ProbablyBigfoot
You can also get them in Japan, deep fried with a side of soy sauce.
TonyStarkpotatos17
Haha
RickCaptain
Probably too distracted trying to figure out who the fuck decided to call him an axolotl.
clln86
Probably Randall Munroe. Like XKCD, he was just looking for an unpronounceable string of characters.
thebiggestblackestdick
These look like spears, right? - the Aztecs
AllTheGoodOnesWereAlreadyTaken
Scrabble players
RickCaptain
Worst case 16, possible 48 I think.
IamJustinSane
We always called them Mud Puppies when we'd accidentally catch them while fishing.
boltenhanics
They're different animals
ProbablyBigfoot
Unless you live in Mexico City they probably weren't axolotls. They're only native to one lake in the whole world.
IamJustinSane
Other than the colour, they look identical. (I'm in Ottawa, Canada) They are dark brown here, with the feathery gills being blood red.
ProbablyBigfoot
I've seen those. I think they're the juvenile form of another species.
IamJustinSane
I just googled it, should have done that sooner. So, they really are Mudpuppy's.