GhostaKnight
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I believe this belongs here
Mar 7, 2017 3:32 PM
GhostaKnight
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low2stress
Not just Pretty Woman, but also Officer and a Gentleman, and the one with Diane Lane, where he kills her lover with a snow globe.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Your dad certainly wasn't successful.
MrPoopHead2012
A bitch is a bitch, but a dog is a man's best friend
dududududu
So what you found you a ho that you like But you can't make a ho a housewife
LooseyGooseyBrett
Uh, hello? Pretty Woman?
Isorikk
Admiring fictional characters for weird achievements, I don't get it.
cktuba
Happy international women's day
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
*Ho
UmbralEntity
http://imgur.com/zm9mCpD
kamosey
I believe 'companion' is the preferred term.
dennydorko
iunderstoodthatreference.gif
JakeyPancakey
Pretty woman?
m4uboy
do they ever say she stopped hoe-ing? deadpool would probably be ok with that.
Zombraina
In the movie it seemed like she stopped. When he went to find her again she was waitressing at a stripclub. Though it could be a 2nd job.
ravadosh
Upvoting for Snoop Dogg - Doggystyle reference!
warick
False: A ho has to turn herself into a housewife, a man can't do it for her.
Melber
Now a Netflix exclusive, Real Housewives of the Marvel universe.
neonoptic
Trading Places would like a word.
SunAnvil
https://media.giphy.com/media/DaZ93yZXP1CdW/giphy.gif
TooSoonBruv
I honestly saw red in the background and thought it was gonna be good ol Capt. Deadpool
WithPride
I wasn't aware this was possible.
Flyndaran
Anyone else over 30 wondering when the term "ho" got an e and became an alternate definition to "hoe", the garden implement?
GregorCorgane
Prob to avoid confusion around Christmas time...
Flyndaran
You think Santa is really just happy about the season? He dresses like a pimp for a reason.
SumoSGazer
We gonna ignore Will Smith's wife in Independence Day?
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Most of these wet behind the ear troglodytes weren't even born before 1996
SumoSGazer
Haha, funny you say that since I was born in '01. Mom's favorite movie so I've just seen it a lot
megapow
She was a stripper. That's different.
AManCalledOve
HelloMax
That magician Michael Carbanaro reminds me or Ryan Reynolds, like he's Ryan's little brother or something.
thomerow
Exactually
WinnSchottJr
Season 2?
Morg729
No spoilers! I haven't finished the first season yet!
Morg729
They're both Reynolds!
elosch
Ok, Imgur has officially become Facebook.
IbAng4Change
People are so desperate for points and recognition on here they try to put anything they deem new.
JakeLitkenhus
Richard Gere may have been the first...
Tomcruiser
Wait... I dont get the reference
Tomcruiser
oh wait, pretty woman?
JakeLitkenhus
Yes! Haha I was just about to tell you
Enderskild
Naw, that was a movie.
DATrule
My brother did it. Except she's still a hoe and he's just too stupid to realize it
TinaMarie16
Ouch!!
oopsididitagain51
UmmmPhrasing
So he didn't do it...
Lurch1911
She's a housewife, just a hoe and a housewife now.... she learned to diversify her skill set
gerphi32
Uhm, they prefer the term "companion".
GodMonster
So the first person to turn a hoe into a companion?
feastofthemind
Watch Firefly.
roemmjVillain
Only if they are registered with the guild. She didn't have a problem using the term "whore" when it applied
digitalutopia
So does the Doctor - usually.
triflersNeedNot
+onemillion
aesta
rocketchick
As a hoe, I can confirm this
xevamir
it helps when you look like ryan reynolds.
applesforjuice
Which deadpool doesn't
digitalutopia
HylianFox
Honest Trailers: "Follow Ryan Reynolds on his quest to look like Ryan Reynolds again"
bigian77
Pretty woman?
aesopcity
I could see a newer version of that movie wth her starting and...idk even him
ABillionDucks
Walking down the street
walmartlogic
Pretty woman
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
But hoe's don't act right....its hoes on a mission, its hoes on a crack pipe i thought?
BabuTheFoxEaredAsshole
@piratebot
magmadar
Hoes are your friends , hoes are your enemies.
magmadar
oldsql l-ludacris on muh imger ?! :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO better than 100 catpictures or gay puppies in a row.
HalloweenAintTillManana
Hoe! But can I get a ride? No! C'mon nigga why? Cuz hoeeeee HOE!
DoorAjar
Hey ho! How you doin? How you been? You must be doin ho stuff cause there you ho again.
johnsza
It's a ho wide world, that we livin' in Feline, feminine, fantastical women
nocrownonlytheharvest
Not all, just some. You ho who you are...
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
It's hoes by near and its hoes by far
valormorghulis
Ho tell everybody. Even the mayor. Reach up in the sky for the hozone layer
capnsebastian
come on playa once a ho, always. and hoes never close theyre open like hallways
spoopinator
so here's a ho cake for ya ho crew and errybody want some cause hos gotta eat too!