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Milomaine
His Kids love him
foreigntrolldetector
probably due to all those tin cans he ate
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
He's actually Grover the satyr, from Percy Jackson.
GenericUsername71
Signed by Mr. Tumnus
Marsmallowmancer
First time I felt old because I didn't know a slang word was when I had to Google "goat"...even worse, it was my mom using the word :(
Donku83
paradidnt
Throat goat
Volimar
that's adorable.
FeloniousMonk13
no no they are commenting on the fact that he indiscriminately eats grass and weeds and also constantly poops little pellets EVERYWHERE
NotTinyPancakes
Those are black licorice jelly beans
allihearisnoise
GOAT is very much an American acronym. Never heard it used this side of the pond
XargentoXaraiva
Typed "what is goat" on Google and the 2nd result said: Acronym, The Greatest of All Time. If only this teacher had access to the internet
Kingstad
I mean this is what we think it means, kids invent new bullshit words and meanings constantly
painstream
Gets internet kudos, pitches charity for kids. Good dude.
TheLastSpaceman
Lol he was just calling them literal goats this whole time
Dartfordian1
xahsio
Given how popular goat simulator was a few years back, is it even out of place?
Alesdair
Well, they are kids, after all.
FetchtheRaven
Underrated. +1
walnutbreath
Can't have a discussion about GOATs without a reminder that Nancy Reagan was the Throat GOAT.
slyvic
Way to leave out the explanation man
AutoFox
I mean, I wonder if Professor Calculus knew this?
Primary1
Lol that he'd say theyre the real goats thats actually hilarious
CoarseAndSalty
Worthwhile to google dumb shit your kids say. Sometimes it makes you feel better about dealing with them.
Purplerollox
And there I was thinking it was something to do with the Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test...
GrassssssssTastesBad
Aw thats so cute
georgeluevano174
Wholesome
Mewmus
"I don't understand why they're calling me "The Goat" meanwhile the teacher:
Jijinumerounodriver2
Stardust. Nice.
Mewmus
couldn't find the footage of him chewing on the dish rag
FlyingTigerRose
Attended a farewell dinner for someone on my former work team. (Retired last year.) That person, my former supervisor, and the person (1/
FlyingTigerRose
I trained to take my place all stood in front of me, and with straight faces they all said I was the GOAT. Had to ask for a translation (2/
FlyingTigerRose
and was so moved by that. It was one of the best moments of my life. (3/3)
imworthyourtime
GeneralWho
jacblake
That would be a GMITW. Not a GOAT. Those are two entirely diffetent species.
TZO2k15
Potion
"Oh my god. Denholm's dead..."
TZO2k15
faaAAaaTheeEEeeR!
bstringrocks777
Hehe yep, not even 20 seconds later
TZO2k15
The tragedy of that series is that it ended too damn early!
OnePieceRoboFranky
Hes not a screaming goat from a certain movie release ?
igniskonig
OnePieceRoboFranky
MadeThisAccountToAnswerQuestions
GOAT is a common acronym for Greatest Of All Time. Can be used seriously, or sarcastically. Related: https://youtu.be/O7aAqEXWdaU
wheelersdealer
I've also heard God of All Things
slid3r
Player Of The Year does not share this fortune.
LocalPumpkinHero
My friend sure appreciates finding the answer in the comments
TrappedInABubbleGumFactory
Conversely, it can also mean the worst or most useless at something. Like in Survivor, you want to take a goat to the end
ProperPlanningPreventsPissPoorPerformance
Username checks out
Keekenox
The throat goat
rowboatrowboat8
I've been meaning to look this up for a while , ty
gawdhawly
https://youtu.be/9_gkpYORQLU also related!
VolcanoHerder
Dayyyyuuuumn they're talented!
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Common is debatable
Pikka
It had to be that or Polyphia.
rockypecheur
West Point - the goat was is the cadet with the lowest grades who managed to graduate.
hippocampus
minimum effort, maximum effect.
MrOne2
TheEvolutionaryBrake
CenturyBot
Anything can be said sarcastically, of course.
reynoldser
I'm glad this person said this, y'all.
TrueNorthernLights
Oh really?
MadeThisAccountToAnswerQuestions
Ya Rly.
Smayds
No wai!
schlockchurch
Jim Brewer's a cunt, but
jennym123
Back in the day when a humble half man/half goat could get a talk show gig on Mtv.
ImgursLibertarian
Why is he a cunt?
schlockchurch
Seemingly terf, def antivax/mask/social distancing. Using the above to sell seats. And a nitpick, but his "impressions" have turned to shit.
ImgursLibertarian
Only thing I see is him being unvaccinated.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
I'm not sure you got downvoted. I never see anything about him and am legit curious as well.
ImgursLibertarian
Well all my comments automatically get a -1 from one of my fans or their bot. Then a lot of folks don't like my username.
ImgursLibertarian
I don't really focus on it till it's in the -20 region.
CosplayComet
Plot twist - he has a really funky beard, and they were literally calling him a goat.
ligmabolz
Ma ha aaaaaaa
UselessCommenting
THE goat, not any goat... The Goat.
HandoB4Javert
DiminishingCapacity
*she
CosplayComet
*Plot twist - she has a really funky beard, and they were literally calling her a goat.
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
TheWorldIsATollFreeToilet
One of our PE teachers looked like a goat. We would make 'baaah' sounds, but if he saw who did it they would have to run laps. Good times.
Kakeukh
*In-between eating two sheets of paper* "Why are you calling me the goat?"
citizenFeign
My man MCA’s got a beard like a billy ____.
CosplayComet
Oowah oowah!!! Is the disco call!!!
MCNewYorkLives
Plot twist: teacher is an actual goat but was raised to believe he was human.
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
My man MCA had a beard like a billy goat.
CosplayComet
"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Nah mine's Clarence."
Nerfgunner
Erdman?
jacblake
TZO2k15
I remember when this first aired... Damn, I'm old... :P
SergeiBoobtitsky
Vergenbuurg
Hey, remember the Ei-ei-ei-ei-eighties?
Lagunitas707
In junior high school I had a teacher that had curly white perm with a huge beard & laughed Jimmy Carr. we called him Mr Goatman
EndofDaisies
Those of you who don’t know how Jimmy Carr laughs, look that up immediately.
RetrogradeLlama
Plot Twist 2: They've seen him eat lunch and he eats anything put in front of him.
GreyNotGray
Plot twist 3: he smells like shit and twitches a lot.
NoProofReadingAllowed
Plot twist 4: he likes to head butt people on random
Tomadzo
OMG. I’m a goat
Milkashake
Honestly, just call it being a dinner GOAT! My parents loved me as a kid cuz I'd eat everything.
AboutasSnappyasaZipper
“A” goat vs. “THE” GOAT
MostlyDinosaurs
Kids: "we saw that fool dip a pickle into his lemonade, that goat'll eat anything"
elusiveenchilada
Someone saw him eating a can.
nocommennts
Explanation anyone?
volock
His first name is Billy, he has a weird beard and jumps on chairs and tables?
pareidoliaperson
He finally goat the joke.
sms001
Not synced to pop culture but popular teacher doesn't get that "goat" is an acronym for "Greatest of all Time." Hilarity and tears ensue.
dcnblue
GOAT = Greatest Of All Time
MelodyLightfoot
Lies, it stands for Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test and will determine your life in the vault.
TheNamesAshHousewares
What do I need a stinking test for? I KNOW what I'm going to be, Tunnel Snakes rule!?
HeadJamistan
As in "Nancy reagan was allegedly the throat goat because of her oral skills all over Hollywood."
ImOPsMom
Good ole Nancy ?
METROlD
imemewhatimeme
For a moment I thought it said grizzly.......
IraqiWalker
The sheer stupidity of some people is staggering.
Mohareb
Yeah for me too. Doesn't have to be an 8th grader explaining it even. I just wanna know what goes on
HoochIsCrazzy
When someone calls someone "the goat" it is an initialism G.O.A.T. it stands for Greatest Of All Time
Mohareb
Oooh. Thank you
eddiekilgore
To say someone is the g.o.a.t. is saying "you're the best."
MadeThisAccountToAnswerQuestions
GOAT is a common acronym for Greatest Of All Time. Can be used seriously, or sarcastically. Related: https://youtu.be/O7aAqEXWdaU
fantasma21
When I first saw this I thought it was a compliment in reference to how ibex goats conquer nearly vertical walls n don’t fall down
Scalam1
Greatest of all time mountin climbers so technically not incorrect
DavidBrooker
And sometimes serious and sarcastic overlap.
GlowstickJedi
Goatifi!!