HaydenAndMabel2
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Cats
Dec 10, 2017 2:44 PM
HaydenAndMabel2
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zeacorzeppelin10
Present arms!
Skulties1
Yep
weedsaveslife
CoolBeanz
WellThatsOriginal
My favorite thing as a young boy. My Cat Diesel Power hat. I was soooooo cool.
CapsShield
Well played...
2fligh2high
JoggingWithForks
sowasvonsowas
Best Cat photo I've ever seen!
km9v
Cat cathedral
fromthemiddleofnowhere
Aww cats!
whereisbizzy
I spent a long time looking for a cat
trogdorthburninator
MyWorkDrivesMeCrazy
Damn right!
Scrappytonya
Made me smile. Have my upvote.
HaydenAndMabel2
Thanks
StructuralIntegrityIsOverrated
Broonstar
https://imgur.com/hQWVBje
dargon
GetOffMyLawnYa
Looks like.
duo90
The owner of holt cat went to my school, I met him. Nice guy
21viking
Sure do.
SirBarnabusMontesforteWinsomTheThird
Even if these machines were called 'Anal Puss', you'd probably get to the front page with this image.
sparta67dt
Cats do. Caterpillars though, have not been tested. Hope your experiment goes well.
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
I tried using a caterpillar for cat tax. Didn't work.
CumsInPies
It worked
HaydenAndMabel2
Mhm
MexicanViking
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
MASTERLITE
Underrated comment
HaydenAndMabel2
I like the post about me, +1 usersub
HaydenAndMabel2
Hey it worked!!
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
Take your 4500th upvote you bamboozling bastige!
HaydenEllis84
Ehh
TK421isAFK
Now you gotta post the follow-up pics of the wedding of the D9 and 320D, and subsequent baby pics of the newborn 300.9D.
MrDrWatson
HenryGR
Worked for me too, long time ago ;O) https://imgur.com/user/HenryGR/index/best
MimicKing007
OP is a big fat phony?
HenryGR
I don't think he is. It was the same joke, very different context.
butwhyisthenamegone
I never knew earthmoving equipment had weddings, but there you go...
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
No, But my wedding might will involve some earth-moving equipment.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Your wife that big that you need a loader to move her? Congrats on all the sex spots.
imgurleygirl
I lost it at all the sex spots
TerraDactyl89
I mean it's not hard to lose things in all of those sex spots. Wallets... keys... who knows what you might find!
dslrErik
This looks like the industrial equipment version of be our guest
DrSharkbite
AlexanJunk
100% Would watch that.
PhilanthropicMisanthrope
Beeee our guest. Be our guest. Put our tool shop to the test. Hydraulic troubles? Yes we solve 'em! Oil changes? They're no problem!
LSparkles
https://media1.giphy.com/media/EFPHbiUeC8VUI/giphy.gif
ArtMadeofYourComment
...that actually sounds awesome...
secretstadiumsauce
RandAIFlagg
I totally went with I Just Can't Wait to be King but same affect, just illustrates which Disney movie is closer to our hearts haha
MimicKing007
Don’t give Pixar ideas. This could be the plot to Cars 23.
CyranoDeBurlapSack
We should have a plot for Incredibles 3 by then.
thelovechildofhitlerandstalin
Odds are we'll make it that far
DarkMaster98
Yes, right after Scooters 3.
Ootandabootehh
"Wear a vest, wear a vest! Don't put safety to the test!"
zsefvgb
Tie the laces on your boots, keep eyes up, don't be a pest..
KZDM
Rolling forward, rolling back, make sure you stay on the track
AnythingMuchShorter
Watch that rebar it's real vicious. Don't believe me? here's my stitches!
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
I want this at my wedding, who do I call to make that happen
Wronggifplacement
Kim Jong-un
Janusha
I dunno... CAT ?
SGSchlaghund
levett machinery , and other rental companies, aw well as finning, hope you got lots of cash for rentals
FishSausages
I think the bigger question is can you find a partner who agrees to this?
DJDadMouth337
It’s funny the first thing this made me think of was people getting married
papaopamas
your local caterpillar heavy equipment provider
zigbigidorlu
HazyWasabi
Contact your local CAT lady
vitaminalgas
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
Your accountant
kreidol
BAHAHA, this was literally my first thought. +1
PandaPolice24
CAT
theholypoop
theholypoop
shitt. wrong number.
SJohnson23
True story - my cousin works at CAT and he got one of their biggest machines to take him and his bride back to the reception.
BurntToast127
Cat Financial
CapsShield
Chris Pratt, a bunch of talented singers, and the rights to use "everything is awesome" at your wedding.
alexjonesisagayfrog
Anyone willing to marry you
Jinuyr
Ghostbusters
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
And they lower arms as you pass under. Just skip the butt swat.
poorwhitetrash
Jim Umpleby https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Umpleby
HateClub
You'll need lot of rice fot that
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
I'm gonna say... C.A.T?
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
you and your sister are going to have a beautiful wedding.
iSpaYco
u pissed me off
LuckyJynX
Windharp
Ghost-busters!
Sodatwigg
Goats butter!
PeriwinkleBlueTick
Is it horrible that I see the entire wedding party wearing real tree camo? I’m not saying this is a bad thing b/c I’d want this too....
OGsamurai
This is the wedding you just can't see anyone bc they are all wearing realtree camo.
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
Don’t worry, they won’t be wearing real tree camo, they’ll be wearing real tree...aka we give them a bonsai tree to cover up with
AncientPostNecromancer
Well, that's better than fake tree camo i guess
SorryImAwkwardSorry
But you wouldn't see anyone
fiery831
I was thinking more Carhartt...
PeriwinkleBlueTick
graou13
even the wife? https://store.realtree.com/realtree-flaired-a-line-dress/
JumpingBalogna
AttractedToShinyThings
$315?! That seems pretty steep! I guess you can wear it squirrel hunting or something on the honeymoon...
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
$1,200 per machine per hour and I'll bring 13 trackhoes up and I'll even drive you down the aisle on a High Track D6.
kreidol
still cheaper than a beach-side wedding
EZMONEY98
Thats a good deal for all dem hoes
Babskies
$1,200 per 20 ton machine per hr? Jesus, where do you live that people pay those prices? Me and my mini excavator are willing to relocate.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Sorry but my 2 year old cornered the mini market when he was 11 months old.
MoxleyUnhinged
it's almost like reading porn. i love it. source? i grew up around these machines.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Family business is heavy construction/demolition, I've spent 28 years in it & have my 2 year old learning
MoxleyUnhinged
that is adorable.
Noyoudontknowmefromsomewhere
it's a scam! 13 will make an uneven canopy.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
The 13th one is there to dig a hole for anyone who objects.
bed1am6666
So use 12 as the isle and us the 13th to drive down to the other side or as an alter that lifts you up during the ceremony
Solbion
Good thinking.
LegacyMuse
Brilliant!
PhilanthropicMisanthrope
Don't forget a Bobcat as the ring bearer.
LegacyMuse
Also Brilliant!