ultravioletultraviolence
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Memory foam does not care about the laws of physics
Aug 5, 2016 7:20 PM
ultravioletultraviolence
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SoccerThief
JedidColorBeast
His hops are higher than my hopes for the future.
okiedokeartichoke
Too bad all memory foam is so uncomfortable. Hybrid is where it's at. Half foam, half spring.
RepresentativeOfNorway
i like how the bottle is already almost empty...
Bibliotechina
I didn't know I could break into a sweat so fast.
BecauseCanadian
I want his muscles
Robdog99
Yeah but the same thing would happen if you put a glass on the ground and jumped next to it, doesn't make it a good mattress
thereoncewasamanfromnantucket
Serious question for your guys out there: would you not fear for your balls if you did this?
DrKrunch
Wine doesn't really hurt them at all. (Neither does this unless he's got fancy knees or he's landing on a hard surface).
370zSteve
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
He can jump on my bed ifyouknowwhatimean.
DavidELD
Having sex on those things must be hard. You need the extra bounce of a spring mattress to save stamina.
ITellMyselfSecrets
I like how he has to drink from it as if that much has changed in the past 30 seconds...
BoldlyGoingForwardCauseWeCantFindReverse
Dude, if I did that I'd snap an ankle or two.
DraymondGreensGoatee
I bet they did it shortly after
RonaldFckingSwanson
Cuz that is so important when you need good sleep. That mem foam boils your innards.
seerofsorrow
yes
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
Not to mention memory foam mattresses suck for sex. They absorb all the motion which feels really awkward.
analnipple666
Ugh it's evil! Especially if you tend to overheat while sleeping. Ultra firm Ikea foam mattress for me forevar.
slamorama
is this white people foreplay tho
MeriadocEsquireOfRohan
That's some serious air...
mrflappycheez
Needs a #dealwithit
secretoaster
I really wanted to spill all over that snow white surface
SephiRothIRA
Yes, but by accident when he reaches for it at the end, would've been worth the points!
ultravioletultraviolence
do you want *it* to spill, or are you just stating that you would like to spill over it?
PhoenixQueenAzula
Did he fucking stutter? Everyone is entitled to their fetishes
chummschdruus
Mach7000
ROFL
PsychoticGary003
But.....can you stand on an egg on it?
Ijustwanttobedownvoted
Ah yes, the purple mattress. I have one. Best Mattress. Evah! Sauce: https://youtu.be/4BvwpjaGZCQ
supersixone
As a koala mattress owner where this ad is from, can confirm that this does not work.
tankwombat
really??? oh man i am legit just about to buy one. how do you find it? does it get hot (cos thats what im worried about) worth the money?
supersixone
I like it, it takes about a week to fully enjoy it. My girlfriend hates it, finds it too hot... So there you go... Worth the money I think.
tankwombat
really??? oh man i am legit just about to buy one. how do you find it? does it get hot (cos thats what im worried about) worth the money?
Gonnaderpya
The problem with those things is you fuckin sink in and can't get out and your ass becomes a convection oven
texangel7
I've been struggling with back pain because of sinking into my damn memory foam mattress! I can't wait to get a new mattress.
Hellstorm99
macaronicheesehotdogsandpeas
Are we going to talk about that man's arms.
NiniRavenfox
I was hoping someone would bring it up before me.
coralto
Yes, we definitely are. He can jump on me when he's done with the bed.
CpaoV
No... you slut
Jmtc3Man
They have hands on the end?
LimitDoesNotExist
I wanna nibble on those arms.
Justineer
Slow down, Hannibal.
metaphysicalburrito
They're beautiful
Spoonland
cool but I cannot jump that slow
ceramicpear
This gif is older than Donald Trump's hair piece.
hookerpenis
It's not impressive at all because his slow assed fall reduced the impact.
DrunkQuokka
Tim jumped too fast, dont be like Tim
whatkindacatwoulddothat
I wish I could favorite this comment for it made me laugh aloud.
DutchymcDutchface
You. I like you...
CheeseUSChrist
Oh you!
TardigradeTheDestroyer
It's done with wires.
KtownBCguy
I read this in my head in Mitch Hedberg's voice
eraserfullofcharme
Omg xD
Peperonio
I love this humour. Take my upvote and leave me alone
ImmersionScientist
rawr xd
JetmanNinety3
Sweeeeet, I was your 1,500th upvote
WaxyNips
Well yeah, with that attitude...
AvocadosAreCoolMan
Dude, trust me it's so hard to get off one of those things when you're laying down
Spoonland
https://alwayslovetoreadalot.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/giphy-4.gif?w=840
InexplicablyAvailableUsername
gotta drink some more wine first
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
Git gud scrub
MoepsDump
git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.
christiangoth
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.
thesunnyera
DoggieSan
cool old file footage of North Korea rocket test
MinervaSways
I like how they just laughed their asses off.
ShugiTres
Holy fuck.
NightmanMasterOfKarate
He dead
tenebrisangelus
Thanks, i coughed up my beer
favoritegnome
.
The2020ElectionWasStolen
the delinquent granddad always gets me
DoggieSan
cool old file footage of North Korea rocket test
GnomeAnnsSky
That blue flash
hwardmoon
Always a good time
TheEmZ
favoritegnome
.
abupdx
FriendOfShaq
It's one of those things that you see in an infomercial and you're like "naaah." But now you've seen it on the internet and... "ooh yea."
Emity
It literally is the infomercial for Koala Mattresses
hitlershairydick
Replicating and verifying results has that effect
Clevzz
Gif not loading on mobile. I hang on to my disbelief.
StrangelyCalm
Why red wine though? Water would still be visible and if you fucked it up, would not void your warranty. Smh
BeccaBecks3
Does really work like that.
Ravenselm
Can confirm, this is the first thing I did when we got our tempurpedic and it does work.
InigoMontoyas1stsword
https://grinandbearpack.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/img_2038.jpg
homestarhydon
It helps that OP is not explicitly trying to sell us something
darkhavana0512
ILikeMineWithLettuceAndTomato
I did this when a friend of mine got this mattress in college, he almost had a panic attack.
AnotherExhaustedMillenial
Worth it?
ILikeMineWithLettuceAndTomato
Of course! He was like 'holy shit! They didn't lie in the infomercial!'
MondayMooseMemes
As soon as you put bed sheets on the bed they would pull down into where he fell and spill the glass.
KL53226
Buzzzzz killllll
BeccaBecks3
Yep the bed sheets ruin it but otherwise it's great.
dbrsong
Shhhhh
damnyuoautocorrect
MithridateEupator
Making it utterly worthless. Good luck selling a bed you can't set wine on
IAmAKumquat
Look at me all rich, I bet you have pillowcases too
Septagon
Oh look at you Mr bourgeoisie who can afford pillows
IAmAKumquat
Oh look at you, all educated with your French words
ImObviouslyNotInYourShed
Can't spill a box of wine...
bippityboppityBACON
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldmpl7zCRn1qzyvhx.gif
NitherNor
The goon is strong with this one...
congratufuckinglations
You must be fun at parties
xj4low
Was looking for this reply. Not sure who down voted you but here is a +1 to get you back to 1
Mach7000
and another for the laugh
Jtorgo
I've got jersey sheets on my Purple mattress - they are super stretchy so they move with the mattress.
supercleverusernamez
Well, it's purple, so you can set as much wine on it as you like.
imgoingtoshrekyou
Those purple mattresses just look uncomfortable imo, how are they?
Jtorgo
It is the single greatest purchase I have ever made. It is like sleeping on a cloud made of happiness.
AnnaExMachina
Yooo, I got one of their butt pillows for my butt! It's so good.
NKato
Are you serious? Explain further. Now.
Jtorgo
It's soft-yet very supportive; it stays cooler in the summer, but in the winter it holds your heat for hours after you get up (If you leave
kaovalin
Beds are used for sleeping. Humans require sleep for proper function.