Well, he's only 19 so he ain't gonna run for President any time soon. But at the same time, once the family is hopefully ALL disgraced he won't be in line for anything.
its hilarious that they put that sweatrag in ill fitted, extra long suits to make him look taller than he is. family tradition to be insecure about their height.
he has all the charisma of someone that only sees daylight once a day, since his whole life. he makes glitchy Musk look graceful in comparison, what a NOTHING.
Because they're rewarded for every single heinous action. It doesn't matter how slimy they are, or how smugly they admit that they've screwed everyone else over, there are somehow always people lining up out the door to enrich them as their next scam victim.
She does but she may be a lesser evil. I haven't heard of her being a horrible monster, but I haven't looked into it either. I'll give her a thin benefit of the doubt. I hope she's decent human.
Yeah, I'm not saying she's the arbiter of morality or anything, but I haven't seen her be an overt POS, and she's sane enough to call out Don's bullshit, so yeah, benefit of the doubt until she does something.
I know this is a minor critique, and I don't wear suits very often myself anymore, but did no one in his family or handlers teach him to not sit with the jacket buttoned?
He didn't have the baggage of Fred Trump being considered the worst president of all time who fomented an insurrection, crashed the economy, and gave the rich two massive tax cuts, though.
They don't need to. Enough damage is being done to the system by the rich assholes taking advantage of Trump that it won't matter. We're at guillotines and fire and no one seems to realize it.
Don't forget... Trump wasn't popular at first. He tried a presidential campaign twice and failed. 2016 was a whole different climate...
Barron hasn't hit the stage yet. But you wait and see. I'll bet he's learning the ropes from his father. He'll know how to pander to the fetid MAGA base... if it hasn't died off by then.
No he won't. Donald Trump had to live an entire working lifetime as "the dumbest billionaire", had to get rehabilitated via a TV show, and then had to find himself in exactly the right time and place for his belligerent stupidity to work. Barron won't come across as "telling it how it is", he will come across as creepy and weird.
I really thought Barron not being in the spotlight much and his general position on privacy meant he won't be following in his father's footsteps. But when you see something like this... fucking eh. He has been groomed. FFS.
Like Kieran Culkins character on Succession, you think he will be different than the rest of the family and have a redemption arc, but no he is just as terrible as the rest of the cast.
I heard they kept him out of the spotlight cuz he was an insane spoiled little brat that was prone to tantrums which naturally escalated into violent outbursts from adolescence to teens. Im sure his mom and others dictated that keeping it under wraps was best for optics.
That's because she's Marla Maples kid, and Marla and Trump split and divorced by the time Tiffany was 6. So her mother was the primary parent who raised her and that's probably a reflection of that fact.
Not saying she's completely normal, but clearly she avoided having him as a big influence in her life likely due to the homewrecker in chief, I mean FLOTUS, meeting Trump in 1998 and then divorcing Marla in 1999 to eventually marry Melania.
Yeah they had the Turning Point guys set up for next, until the antivaccine guy died of covid and the progun guy died of gun.
This is a pretty desperate move, but if they can get him to act like the old demented Trump that might be enough for the cult of personality to fix on next.
We should have jailed Bush for the illegal Iraq war.It might have prevented Obama from doing war crimes, Biden from also doing war crimes and now trump from doing war crimes.
as the progeny, supposedly, of the great leader. this might be the worst video i've seen in quite a while if it really indicates that the Trump Cult might have a new leader after the Tangerine Tyrant departs this Earth.
I don't even know the context. Some clip of a conservative event. And I just hate them so much, I can't get myself to find the video, much less watch it beyond this.
I wouldn't be surprised if Donald Trump picked Melania, because of facial feature similarities, so that if he had a son (Barron), that the boy would end up looking a lot like his father.
She was in her late 20s when they met in 1998 (while he was still married to Marla Maples, although they were separated at the time, they didn't divorce until 1999). She's not as innocent as you think:
When you grow up in that family and are exposed to those gestures, behavior, etc., how are you ever to learn that this isn't normal human behavior? So you adapt and imitate the behavior patterns that are both encouraged and expected.
Reminds me of Kim Jong Un imitating his grandpa. The problem is that this is working. We find it gross, but to true believers, it signals continuity, which means a warm feeling of safety in a world that is hostile towards them.
i mean its very clearly working for him right now and said election he did lose seemed to have done fuck all to slow him down so not sure what your point is?
It sounds like the "him" you're talking about is Donald Trump? The claim was that having Barron stand up and wave like horror marionette is "working". What does that mean? Working to do what? Barron Trump isn't going to be President. This isn't making him a popular hero. People are cheering Barron to suck up to Donald Trump. That's all. When Donald Trump dies everyone will suddenly never have supported him.
CuntCrotchula
Have any of the trumps ever like... stood before? Moved? Like they all dont move like humans
lazybuthappy
Barron Malfoy? Lannister?
76000BatteryLlamas
Looks like the turd doesn't fall far from the asshole
fractalsphere
Well, he's only 19 so he ain't gonna run for President any time soon. But at the same time, once the family is hopefully ALL disgraced he won't be in line for anything.
Lardzor
Dude looks like he was born to be a mortician.
youreathing
JFC the finger pointing and the thumbs up. ...
masher415
Doesn't he look like Gru?!?!??!?!
FiftyShadesOfArugula
What a slappable mug.
Sebastopol140
Ok...
FlashHardwood
The correct solution
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Does the phrase 'Kill Baby Hitler' come to mind ... ??
SlavaUkrainisaysSteveBuscemi
IndependenceHallPhiladelphiaPA
its hilarious that they put that sweatrag in ill fitted, extra long suits to make him look taller than he is. family tradition to be insecure about their height.
spangolio
he has all the charisma of someone that only sees daylight once a day, since his whole life. he makes glitchy Musk look graceful in comparison, what a NOTHING.
MipMop
Hmm, still think Elon's got him beat (for now)
draqsko
K-holing Elon. Give Barron the amount of ketamine Elon is taking and he'll probably do the same thing.
Dawnbooth
Why is every single person in that family so gross
oriyagi
Genetics. You see his mom?
smashpro1
Trash in, trash out.
xmaneds
because they are never held accountable for any wrongdoing nor for any heinous public speech
Navrodel
Because they're rewarded for every single heinous action. It doesn't matter how slimy they are, or how smugly they admit that they've screwed everyone else over, there are somehow always people lining up out the door to enrich them as their next scam victim.
oyskin
Unrealistically stereotypical, like caricature, the director needs to tone it down.
DemSumBigAssRidges
Inbreeding.
eddbrowne
Maybe they are riddled with vd.
throwaway12345432
Mary seems ok.
JoeT85
She does but she may be a lesser evil. I haven't heard of her being a horrible monster, but I haven't looked into it either. I'll give her a thin benefit of the doubt. I hope she's decent human.
throwaway12345432
Yeah, I'm not saying she's the arbiter of morality or anything, but I haven't seen her be an overt POS, and she's sane enough to call out Don's bullshit, so yeah, benefit of the doubt until she does something.
ProperWeirdo
I know this is a minor critique, and I don't wear suits very often myself anymore, but did no one in his family or handlers teach him to not sit with the jacket buttoned?
Septcanmat
And to never do up the bottom button on a 3-button?
rebelft
Crime family
LittleFairladyZ
He gives me Joffrey vibes
LuveBunny
We can only hope
moonshadowkati
Yes we are. None of his little slug children enjoy anywhere near his level of cult of personality.
yuugian
Neither did he, at first. He was just an also-ran the first couple times he tried and dropped out early
Telemapus
He didn't have the baggage of Fred Trump being considered the worst president of all time who fomented an insurrection, crashed the economy, and gave the rich two massive tax cuts, though.
FlashHardwood
They don't need to. Enough damage is being done to the system by the rich assholes taking advantage of Trump that it won't matter. We're at guillotines and fire and no one seems to realize it.
cytherians
Don't forget... Trump wasn't popular at first. He tried a presidential campaign twice and failed. 2016 was a whole different climate...
Barron hasn't hit the stage yet. But you wait and see. I'll bet he's learning the ropes from his father. He'll know how to pander to the fetid MAGA base... if it hasn't died off by then.
Telemapus
No he won't. Donald Trump had to live an entire working lifetime as "the dumbest billionaire", had to get rehabilitated via a TV show, and then had to find himself in exactly the right time and place for his belligerent stupidity to work. Barron won't come across as "telling it how it is", he will come across as creepy and weird.
unremarkableasterisk
Trump spent 40+yrs on a non-stop pr campaign building himself as a brand. That sort of thing isn't passed on in any way. Trumpism dies with him.
NibblonianNibbler
He won't need people's approval of his spawn if he puts things in place to make sure they remain powerful
Telemapus
Explain how that would work.
illmx
What a gangly, smug lil wannabe dictator
LuveBunny
Has no 'rizz' and the autism will be a deal breaker
cytherians
I really thought Barron not being in the spotlight much and his general position on privacy meant he won't be following in his father's footsteps. But when you see something like this... fucking eh. He has been groomed. FFS.
lostlittletimeonthis
Have you seen Melania's speeches lately? Sounds she's going to be president when Trump croaks
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
After Ivanka, and Don Jr, and Eric, you thought Barron would be the magical kid to not turn out a drug-addled abusive shitbag?
RetrogradeLlama
No one could grow up in that environment and not turn out to be a complete dickhead
lpooptoomuch
Like Kieran Culkins character on Succession, you think he will be different than the rest of the family and have a redemption arc, but no he is just as terrible as the rest of the cast.
Exyr
American born Russian asset.
lezgetfukkinreal
Oh he's a huge right wing influencer for the thing right wing crowd. He really is s disgusting little shit too
BHPaperstacks
I heard they kept him out of the spotlight cuz he was an insane spoiled little brat that was prone to tantrums which naturally escalated into violent outbursts from adolescence to teens. Im sure his mom and others dictated that keeping it under wraps was best for optics.
anjeleyezjr
Kill the entire fucking family.
dogbeachesarethebestbeaches
He's so young. I'd like to believe healing is possible if a wart is cut away
RigidGristle
You never see him with any women
ButtscratchMcPherson
What about Jake Paul?
ButtscratchMcPherson
Or Nick Fuentes?
OnyxTurret
Russian shipments are delayed.
cytherians
He's in college. He's not expected to graduate from NYU until 2028.
RigidGristle
Oh so he’s just focused on graduation & not the women at NYU
Fargus57
I read somewhere that he's reportedly never attended a single class in person.
TemporarilyEmbarrassedThousandaire
Bro is going to age into Gru with a worse moral compass
yalczero
Guarantee you he doesn't have anywhere near the smarts of the Minions, let alone Gru.
Vkiwi2
he looks like a stereotypical villain...
randomblurp
that... and as stupid as his father.
FermentTheRich3000
Gru in a skinny suit?
kjbopp
Mr. Bean
DVSBSTrD
More like Slenderman in a wig.
dirtyFrenchman
Don’t disrespect Gru that way…
FermentTheRich3000
I was thinking that as I posted. Still had to make the joke.
WhyAreAllGoodNamesTaken
Never had a chance growing up normal in that family...
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1M295Y2t1aXg3bWxiazFxdG1lcm43cGo5YmowMHRiYjV5ZGw1MXJ0ciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/pDsCoECKh1Pa/200w.webp
duffman3335
Don't you DARE feel sorry for him!
Anfalicious
We dont hear much out of Tiffany
NotSomoneElse68
She tries
draqsko
That's because she's Marla Maples kid, and Marla and Trump split and divorced by the time Tiffany was 6. So her mother was the primary parent who raised her and that's probably a reflection of that fact.
Not saying she's completely normal, but clearly she avoided having him as a big influence in her life likely due to the homewrecker in chief, I mean FLOTUS, meeting Trump in 1998 and then divorcing Marla in 1999 to eventually marry Melania.
Anfalicious
He was also with Marla while still married to Ivana. Such a POS
Zetor
Remember, USA isn't going to shit because Trump is in power. Trump is in power because USA has never fixed their shit.
SwiftyGuy
Excellent point
agonarch
Yeah they had the Turning Point guys set up for next, until the antivaccine guy died of covid and the progun guy died of gun.
This is a pretty desperate move, but if they can get him to act like the old demented Trump that might be enough for the cult of personality to fix on next.
truthputer
We should have jailed Bush for the illegal Iraq war.It might have prevented Obama from doing war crimes, Biden from also doing war crimes and now trump from doing war crimes.
rbudrick
Why the fuck is he being cheered?
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
Because they're into monarchy and he's the king's progeny
psmith00
as the progeny, supposedly, of the great leader. this might be the worst video i've seen in quite a while if it really indicates that the Trump Cult might have a new leader after the Tangerine Tyrant departs this Earth.
cytherians
I don't even know the context. Some clip of a conservative event. And I just hate them so much, I can't get myself to find the video, much less watch it beyond this.
ParallelParkingInABurka
It was at the Inauguration last year: https://youtu.be/5GE9kCLQuXY?si=6b6dnGCbL8hFCwby
ThatRaccoonGuy
Trump is just a boil. The infestation runs deep.
Canigetbannedagain2
Part of me doesn't want him to die quickly, like I hope his chin vagina gets cancer. He gets a blood infection and his legs need to be removed...
Level21Magikarp
He us the bloody stool there is colon cancer to deal with.
CallMeCourierSix
Unless we actually get rid of every single Republikkkan in the federal government, this will never end.
TalkAboutTatooine
That’s a big task and will take a lot of work to do. Not saying it isn’t a worthy task, just a large one.
cytherians
I wouldn't be surprised if Donald Trump picked Melania, because of facial feature similarities, so that if he had a son (Barron), that the boy would end up looking a lot like his father.
malbec
No she’s just the one Epstein gave him a deep discount on
ThatRaccoonGuy
I thought he just picked her because she was underage at the time. IDK
draqsko
She was in her late 20s when they met in 1998 (while he was still married to Marla Maples, although they were separated at the time, they didn't divorce until 1999). She's not as innocent as you think:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melania_Trump#Relocating_to_New_York
drdorman86350
Coughs, 'eugenics', cough.
TeamRobot
I thought Epstein picked her.
lurkyloos
This is who he wanted
InfocalypseRising
jesus, he even has the same gestures. I wonder if that's deliberate or if they're all just that cringey.
airbeat218
When you grow up in that family and are exposed to those gestures, behavior, etc., how are you ever to learn that this isn't normal human behavior? So you adapt and imitate the behavior patterns that are both encouraged and expected.
cytherians
Similar facial expressions too. It's like he's a young clone. Ughhhhh... make me sick.
DdCno1
Reminds me of Kim Jong Un imitating his grandpa. The problem is that this is working. We find it gross, but to true believers, it signals continuity, which means a warm feeling of safety in a world that is hostile towards them.
Skawomplious
Not hostile enough.
Telemapus
How is it "working"? Trump is massively unpopular and loses elections whenever he's the incumbent.
arcontos
i mean its very clearly working for him right now and said election he did lose seemed to have done fuck all to slow him down so not sure what your point is?
Telemapus
It sounds like the "him" you're talking about is Donald Trump? The claim was that having Barron stand up and wave like horror marionette is "working". What does that mean? Working to do what? Barron Trump isn't going to be President. This isn't making him a popular hero. People are cheering Barron to suck up to Donald Trump. That's all. When Donald Trump dies everyone will suddenly never have supported him.
DdCno1
They didn't admit they were wrong when a million of their fellow countrymen died of COVID. What makes you think they'll admit it when he dies?