mattpowelluk
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What kind of mean irony is this
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Jan 28, 2018 2:04 PM
mattpowelluk
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What kind of mean irony is this
*front page, show us your boobs
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
We have a theory that my mom’s cooking is so amazing because she smokes. It all ends up super flavourful so she can taste it herself.
CheetoFingers1
Nonsmokers are so uptight, you guys should go have a smoke.
BlueberryAlarmclock
Ever since I quit smoking my allergies have never been worse..
z3lfmoord
Enjoy the sweet smell of cocaine.
nombre11
It's your upper lip
EmoBacon
try showering
JustStopTalking
Quit pissing on the floor and take a shower.
KittyKatMeowFace
It's like a goddamn superpower. And there's not a whole lot you can do about it. Source: ex-smoker as well
yuriicide
Time for a cigarette
zengrandmaster
You live in NY?
notsafeforanything
IIIIIIIII LOOOOVVEE LIVIN IN THE CITY!!
HerrFraeulein
+1 for Danko Jones, my friend
kirmokum
one of the worst side effects of quitting, imo.
galspanic
@OP - I am hyper sensitive to smell and the head cold I get about once a year that completely wipes out my smell is the only time I'm happy.
mikeatc
Notice how nasty smokers smell now? That used to be you!
marsupialsrus
Time to leave the game shop, my friend.
Evenlymade
Stop eating gas station ass
IrateCanadien
Ah yes, just as Bill Hicks foretold.
SheDevilinaSnuggie
But wait until you walk past honeysuckle now, or the kebab stand. Look for the beauty in your new regained senses.
HighFive1
I quit almost 2 months ago and am rediscovering food. I’m gonna get fat in no time.
dreikommavierzehn
Yeah it's not just the loss of the smoking routine people often praise. It's also the increase in smelling and tasting that comes in time.
SheDevilinaSnuggie
There's also the whole "breathing easily, not coughing up chunks, less deathyness" benefits too.
CinnamonBunny
What is B.O.?
Mithi
Blood Oranges
icebalm
Barley and Oats
daytimedrinkingincoffeecups
Lmao I love this thread
BklynPunisher
Big orangutans.
therobisaur
Botched oaknuggins.
PleatherChaps
Blistered Organs
nova73infort
Big orgies
MT26sol
Take your pants off your head
promotewhirledpeas
Dude.. are you in my ex bf's house right now? Talk about disgusting.
madmatts
I don't care where you live, the world is a stinky place. This happened to me too!
PatrikLilja
Some places are worse than other.
CanadianMetalChick
Been smoking for 10 years and no smell problem. Does smoking do this to everyone?
phannie
Maybe your just used to it?I recently quit after ten years and now everything smells so.intense..never thought I had a problem though!
CanadianMetalChick
I'm curious, did you smoke inside where you live?
phannie
I did at uni but stopped when I moved in with my bf..do you?
phannie
Ffs.. you're*
vulturedoors
You don't think you have a smell problem but I guarantee you do.
CanadianMetalChick
i smoke outside so i'm never in a constant cigarette smell. maybe that's why
CanadianMetalChick
I'm extra sensitive to smells actually just opening the garbage can easily make me nauseous
TheWalkinDude19
Should check out Bill Hicks' bit on quitting smoking and how now if you're in a big city you can smell piss and a dead fella.
TheNihilistsParadoxicalWashingMachine
Makes me laugh everytime. Amazing comedian. Shame he isn't with us today to comment on the current state of affairs.
FerricGuy
is it you?
xSocksMan
Nah man, it’s your mom. If she’s dead, we’ll why do you think @Op is complaining?
optimusmegatron
Valid point...
cruz222h
FlyingSeaMan509
LXA591
mop clean and sober still means you need to shower!
Ambsdorf825
I gave op a Hitler
TheChappy
Your upper lip
mattpowelluk
SeamusMCMXCVI
I had a coworker who always smelt like piss and anxiety when he came back from his smoke breaks
Shewy92
You should start smoking. That way you'll always smell like smoke
PaintedSlate
It even has the guy next to him blocking his nose..
PaintedLady5519
Time to wash everything and deep clean!
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
I used to smoke off & on. 2 packs of Green 72's a day at the height of it. I moved into a house after I stopped & I could smell that 1/
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
5. I contacted the realtor & told them I was terminating the contract unless it was deep cleaned in a timely manner. I showed up with my
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
2/ disgusting familiar smell of stale smoke. The realtor assured me they had the house deep cleaned & put new carpeting in, yet I could
Steed
Threading the comments together there was fun. Story is grim. I need to quit :/
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
4. walls from the steam building up on the wall. It looked like a murder scene, but with nicotine & smoke from years of smoking indoors.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
3/ still smell it. The first time I took a hot shower without the vent fan on I about puked. Brown nicotine & smoke stains poured down the
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
8. Been horribly sick. I never noticed these things when I smoked, but when I stopped I could smell it from a block away & I felt ashamed.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
7. A faint smell like someone was smoking outside, but it was nowhere as bad as it used to be. If I had my son at that time he would have
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
6. lawyer & the county prosecutor. They had someone out the next week and they completely reworked the house. 5 years later I would catch
ifIScreamIntoTheVoid
Congratulations. Celebrate that you now know why the rest of us think smokers are disgusting.
kirmokum
when you quit, everything stinks. everything. it's nauseating.
ifIScreamIntoTheVoid
And I have absolute respect for anyone who makes it through that awfulness.
Copperbrat
Spring's coming. In a few months you'll be able to smell earth and green things coming to life and you'll never feel more alive.
kirmokum
spring smells like hot garbage, pig shit, and exhaust with a hint of unhelpful perfume when you walk by flowers.
Copperbrat
Other than that, how's Iowa?
kirmokum
i live in the opposite of iowa.
Copperbrat
Eastern/Central Europe? Asia?
cyno01
Spring stinks too, all the stuff that was nice and frozen and preserved over winter thaws and starts to rot...
UnableQueso
Composting leaves and branch debris is a nice smell!
Copperbrat
I agree. A nice earthy smell. But then, I like the smell of horses, hot rubber tires, and sulfur matches.
UnableQueso
I love the smell of burnt matches and horses! Hot rubber gives me a slight noxious headache though.
DriveByShitting
As an ex-smoker, it won't stop there. You will smell smokers from 100 yards away, and public restrooms will smell worse.
itsallsomoist
I can smell them in the cars around me when I'm stuck in traffic now. Yuck
Sc00ba5teeve
My first couple of months it was like blood in the water. I could smell a cig being smoked from leagues away.
Devinewind33
We all can. Disgusting to those who don’t like them.
usernametaken42
This
jridley
Hell I can smell smokers in cars in front of me on the expressway. No kidding.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
I can deal with the smokers. I cannot deal with the gallons of perfume that people insist on wearing. It makes me physically ill.
boomfelazi
Smelling cigs is the worst once you’ve quit
ShearShotgun
For me, cigs became an unbearable smell after i quit. Still makes me gag if im within 50 ft
Flyndaran
My father smoked, and since he died, I cannot be within a dozen feet of smoke without coughing.
justanotheropinion
Yeah, same. Smoked for about 10 years, I now have to hold my breath if I catch wind of it.
FightDirty
They still smell like heaven to me, I can pick out my old brand if someone has those.
dreikommavierzehn
Was like that for almost two years for me. Ever since however I hate it, never thought it would come to that.
spashark
yes about public cans and forest service pit toilets Ewww!
CassieOPeia
I can tell if the guy 5 cars ahead of me on the highway is smoking. Annoying. I’m mad at him for smoking and mad at me for smelling it.
freshage
Oh dude, I'm second time in quitting and it's been 6 months. The intensity of other smokers is INSANE.
BrianTheImpaler
I can smell other drivers smoking on the road. The plus side is that they smell like pickles for whatever reason.
IWRESTLEDATANKONCE
This. I smoked for 8 years and haven't in 2 years now. I find it hard to even stand in line at a store behind a smoker now. Smells terrible.
purgethefilthyheretics
Fuck man this motivates me so much more to stop smoking.
Rahlii
you like smelly restrooms?
purgethefilthyheretics
I like being able to sense things. Smoking dulls both your sense of smell and taste.
baconandplagues
Think about how much better food will taste and smell
DubiousPotato
Exactly my thoughts. But sigh, don't see it happening anytime soon u.u
IthinkIknowstuff
Not with that attitude
purgethefilthyheretics
True that. Im atm just trying to change when i smoke and how often. Currently only when working and partying but I'm getting there, slowly.
baconandplagues
Bright side. Holy fuck food smells way fucking better
freshage
And taste. When you get your taste back... Mmmmmm
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
Which is why quite a few people that quit suddenly find themselves gaining weight. Just be mindful of how much you're taking in :)
baconandplagues
Strangely I dropped a lot when I quit smoking
baconandplagues
Like I went from 190-165 which was honestly an unhealthy amount of weight to lose since my healthy range is 170-190
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
Well I hope you're back up to a healthy weight, it's never any fun to gain or lose a huge amount all at once