Another dump of memes from 2019!

Told y’all I had a fuckton of memes.

But my phone is finally getting the deep clean it needs.

I really enjoy these therapy memes.

I do have bags of mice in the freezer for Draco.

This was a legit concern, house hunting a couple years ago. Fuck this stupid trend of people ripping out the tubs, and replacing them with shower stalls. You know how many houses I saw with NO BATHTUB?! What is this bullshit?!?! Anyway, I got my huge bathtub, in the end.

Love reptiles.

Draco the tegu tax! I was asked for a video of him eating bugs, but I don’t think I have any. I only fed him whole bugs occasionally, and at this point, he’s too big for them to be worthwhile to feed him—he gets his insect protein in a Reptilinks blend (one of the recipes I order is rabbit, insects, greens, and fruit), which are sausage links for reptiles. I do, however, have this video of him eating boiled egg as a baby. To head off questions, there’s some dirt on the plate he tracked in on his feet, and the white powder is pure Columbian cocaine (kidding! It’s his vitamin supplement).