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Oct 22, 2018 2:54 AM
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Dggfgfddg
That's some good dumpin
Janitaabunny
Second to last aussie singer Kylie Minogue lol
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
#12 In 2007 got bullied for liking the song Africa by Toto. I fucking feel you dude
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
So many non-memes in this "meme" dump
chardlz
If I got an STD and added some murder, I could be in the military
IllegalDuckling
Airman130
450g? I could eat that in one sitting.
numonster
#26 Once went to the shop in a tank top, underpants and a crocheted blanket. In the snow. Barefoot.
AlexanderSupertramper
#5 If you fed an entire cattle ranch Taco Bell you'd still end up with less bullshit.
Bakseed
Thanks
Richiesaidohyea
Earth man ftw!
thefragrantvagrant
Breaking News, scientists unanimously confirm cause of global warming to be Earth Niggas Mix Tape
Namotatop
This just in: Global pollution problems come to a halt completely as Earth Nigga eats every single factory.
AlistairMckeon
I thought that last one was going to be a joke about him being so fat he's got his own moon orbiting him
DeezNutzInUrButtz
The birb’s nose things look like eyes and that’s all I see now
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
Is that Kylie Minogue??
RancidOrange
Apparently so.
shakkabraaaah
Wide ranged strangeness in this here dump
SchizophrenicEuphoria
#15 Ahhhhh UCF, what a place to be...
warlockobo
I have a hard time believing that someone that got pulled over doing 35mph over the speed limit got an escort to "Pappa's Pizza".
v23474
Is that Kylie Minogue in the baseball one?
MostlyJustTacos
Yes. It's her.
powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Dress for the job you want not the job you have. Btw here’s the mandatory acceptable attire list and oh yah, you have to shave.
IAmTheFarmer
Yeah I'm not a so sure any office is ok with me stinking like pig. Or walking around in mid up to my knees, yoga pants and a ripped up tank
IAmTheFarmer
Mud*
Isendunsolicitedpuppypics
That military spin the wheel thing is so fucking accurate it hurts my soul.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
I like how this has zero downvotes because it's true.
DigitalWaffle
Why STI and STD? That bad?
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RoyalOli
Fuck off with the thank you for the service crap. Talk normally.
dropthebeet
Was just gonna comment the same
KWJester49
I agree, only change would be add “somehow also very homophobic” to the homoerotic one.
tuxedobob
Everything I see posted about the military leads me to believe it’s a shithole and the camaraderie comes from enduring the same shit.
LunarisX
Can relate.
Jondore
The actual suicides and murders hits a bit close to home because a guy in another company (same battalion) killed himself a few months ago
Isendunsolicitedpuppypics
My counter is at 6 from my first command. A few more from natural causes. Its brutal.
Ihatecornbeef
So where do all the STI/STDS come from?
kriositivity
All the "no homo" jokes I guess
gladtoseeimontherighttrack
Asia.
steviedrawsdinos
Equivalent of shore leave?
NotACanadian
LCpl Steve, for the most part.
Gwurver
Boredom
Namotatop
"These people offer their life for our country and would die for us. How should we thank them?" "Let's treat them like human trash." "k lol"
s4ndwich3s
they get paid well, it’s a job
RoyalOli
Pays not that good unless you’ve been in 5+ years, which means contract extensions. Pay for the first 3 years one by even 20k £.
Namotatop
You're right, while we're on it, should treat a lot of people who are doing their job better. You're not selling your soul, but your work.