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Wife’s pet raccoon tax. I live in Tennessee….
CacklingOctopus
#24 No. Instead, on threat of death, I make one of *them* push it themselves.
givedobbieasock
Hugs*
daliamonra
#34 Let it take out the politicians. I'l personally go over and curb stomp the billionaire. Live stream it as a warning to others as well.
jetact12
#32 64 yo boomer heah. Djt makes me wanna vomit.
Chowphat
#22 Not for me. Every time I get rickrolled I watch all the way to the end, and then I feel better.
HairyChairstepper
#13 ooohhh noo fuck that. Inflation is fucking terrible. I mean, yeah, food delivery is a big surcharge, but don't fucking avocado toast me about corporate greed today
jethroismaxbaer5772
eiger3970
#42 sometimes bees have to buzz off irrational thinking and intolerance, when too many flies block the honey
TI99Kitty
#22 - It won't last. Goatse guy taught us that same lesson, so Rick rolling should never have been so effective.
But it was, partly because people forgot and started getting careless again, but also because there's an entire generation that never got goatse'd.
ShortLivedLifetime
#46 Fantastic advice. This is my new mantra.
Say Nothing, Do Nothing, Be Nothing!
ShortLivedLifetime
Starting now
reddles
Folsee
God I would kill for someone to talk to.
johnvilnis
#3 and then we see Homer;s picture wall in his office at the plant. Maggie’s pictures and the ‘Do it for her.’ Message.
ArcaneM37
#4 igh. Spot on there.
CrumbyCake
#24
AnOceanOfStars
lephilou
#21 Alestorm
Sageypie
#34 much better version of the Trolley Problem. Other one has a logic element to it of, "well, yeah, I sacrifice one to save five".
svga
#3 jesus homer giving me the cries
that show really did relate
LordKitchenersValet
#28 If you're being kind because you want people to be grateful, maybe you're just *acting* kind.
The people who most need kindness don't have a lot of spare energy to demonstrate gratitude.
Gremlynn4023
I don't expect to be showered with praise. Or hell even directly thanked. I just expect to not be later have my efforts thrown back in my face as not good enough.
AnOceanOfStars
I'm fairly sure it wasn't about people who don't say thank you and/or are troubled, but rather about people who actively keep being rude, betraying you, etc. despite your kindness.
TinkererOfTerror
I am kind and am out of energy
Tmissfrizzle
I kinda have a pet raccoon. We both seem to have the midnight munchies at the same time. I'm going to my fridge for snacks, and he's come through the dog door and has broken into the dog's food for snacks.
AmachiHitsugi
#34 If this is an option:
TinkererOfTerror
Exactly!!
DoseOfScience
Dammit, you beat me to it.
Init1alDee
If we can't do that, then the billionaire funding them. cut the problem at the source, and the politicians will suffer too
Sh1tMovieGroup
No, no, the politicians, it's easier for you to kill one guy than four, soon as you're done with the first the other three have had a head start...
slotheroll
TinkererOfTerror
Thank you
Rathan5
#34 Absolutely pull it. Always treat the source rather than the symptom when possible. Unless you’ve got sick multi-track drifting skills in which case it’s not even a choice anymore
TheMightyMollusk
There's a whole pile of politicians and one billionaire. Therefore, hit the politicians with the trolley and strangle the billionaire. Work smart, not hard.
Gremlynn4023
Let the trolly hit the politicians.
Leave the billionaire tied to the tracks, uncertain if another trolly will come. Or if he will be eaten by the wildlife. Of if he will starve to death. Or if you will return shortly and take mercy... of one sort or another. or just watch him suffer.
dap6000
I used to live in Tennessee. And my family had a pet raccoon.
TinkererOfTerror
quantumlooping
#34 Can we throw the switch quickly for the front truck and back? Tokyo Drift that fucker and get both groups.
purelypenguin
zqwzzle
quantumlooping
That was the video I was looking for!
KamonDS
#11 Yep... A particularly valid thought for the women who worked with Morgan Freeman
Spidermonkey969696
And using Depp for the backdrop of #9 is... a choice.
Micah1966
I must have missed that about him. What a tool. Hiding behind all that charm and easy goingness. How come people do this shit to other people???
TinkererOfTerror
Did you read it in his voice?
nickoftime90
I did
agburanar
#4 On the one hand, I feel this, because I'm pretty sure my recent divorce is entirely about their issues, not mine. But on the other hand, I feel like that's being dismissive of other people's issues in a way that other memes here would disapprove of. But on the gripping hand, she's a bit of a crazy bitch.
Valixene
I think the difference here is if the person realizes they have issues and tries to work on it, they could be forgiven. But if they're not even trying to work on their issues and are sabotaging themselves, don't let them take you down with them.
kinarism
#3 at any given point in my life, the only thing worse than whatever I'm internally struggling with, would be feeling obligated to talk to someone about it.
Spidermonkey969696
You can still express things with out directly talking about it. Creative pursuits are particularly good at this. Art, music, crafts, writings etc. The goal isn't to be good at it, but to move the emotions outside of yourself by expressing them. Even just consuming music/art etc can do this. Angry? Listen to metal and scream. Sad? Listen to sad music and cry. Disgust? Paint something ugly on purpose.
YepItsCancer
Reaching out doesn't have to be talking about problems if you don't want to. You could go axe-throwing with your buddies, blow off some steam, build a fire in the back yard, have a beer, listen to the fire crackling. There are many ways to restate your humanity.
Micah1966
That's your fear talking. You have been taught that they'd rather have you not there than letting you show yourself. Bottling it all up was a survival mechanism, because you did not have any other options. But once you're an adult, you DO have options. Learning how to cope with what happened to you can only be done by talking about it with other people. And learning to trust other people only can be done by starting to talk with them about yourself. Undo what was done to you. >
Micah1966
And this is from my own experience, mind you. This is not some psychobabble, this is what I lived through myself. And I came out on the other side and am mostly healed, not more damaged than other people who have gone through life a lot easier.
Be brave for yourself. Showing yourself is scary as fuck but you get to be you, you get to heal, you get to be with people who appreciate who you truly are.
kinarism
Thank you. It's not the path I choose for myself at the present time but I appreciate you telling your story.
PixelSprite64
#21 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSm_rikiDp0
Brettnetuk
With an anchor you say? 👀
lephilou
Alestorm 🤘
TheMightyMollusk
I would also put forth: Ye Banished Privateers, Rumahoy if you're into something that would even make Alestorm look serious, Running Wild for more classic metal. I'm sure there's plenty more, but I just woke up.
lephilou
Thanks dude!