Uh-oh!

Sep 2, 2020 6:30 AM

swarthod

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? Please don't be from America! Please don't be from America!!?

Austrian! Yes!

Do you ever read a headline and just really hope it isn't a fellow American because we are already an embarrassment to the rest of the world right now?

Sauce: https://petapixel.com/2020/08/31/tourist-breaks-200-year-oid-sculpture-by-sitting-on-it-to-take-a-picture/

There's always one.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's exactly these same kind of cunts, who carve their names to the Colosseum walls.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pls don't be American. Got me dying. Didn't even read it. Bahahaaaa. For real tho, it's like that theses Days.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a meusuem security this pissed me off to no end THATS WHY YOU DONT TOUCH!!!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the most part, Americans who travel abroad aren't a bad bunch. It's the ones that never leave Sisterhyuck, Bamabama we roll eyes at.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Wait.... plaster cast of a famous statue? So he didn't break the actual statue???

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was a fat german tourist not a fat austrian..100%

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I upvoted for relief

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it's a plaster cast of a famous statue, that means the real statue is safe, right?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus! There was a time when people respected art. Hope he had to pay for the repairs.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

As an American: Thank goodness it wasn't one of us this time.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FYI, the actual sculpture has a rope around it. This is a replica plaster cast version.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally couldn’t be an Anerican. No one is letting y’all in anywhere ?

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

A Plaster cast should have been better protected,people do the stupidest things .he probably thought it was marble

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How else are they gonna get all those insta-likes?! God I hate ppl

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there's no geographical limit for idiots, they're everywhere

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Just sayin' it wasn't me ...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If the Austrians need to be ashamed of one guy, it's really not that guy.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

we have like 50+ guys we can be ashamed of. at least 45 of them are sitting in our parliament right now

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Send the repair bill to the person.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Repair Bill: Super Glue toes back on statue. $15,000. Thank you for visiting.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I didn't expect American, I thought Chinese tourists.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Same. I think only Americans think that way about themselves. I don't live in America and also thought of the Chinese. They're horrid.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Before people accuse me of being an evil wacist, the CCP has actually published guidebooks for it's citizens about how not to be horrid.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Watch the Austrians claim this guy was a German instead

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

That's dangerous territory.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well, it was. But it's just fair, since every german has to mention that Hitler was Austrian and not German.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hsha take that australia, ya giant upside down prison island

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 5

Peak American

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just realized they were from austrian but imma leave my dumb ass comment

5 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Trust me, we're used to it. I even had a package from the US take a detour via Sydney before arriving in Vienna. It's a nice trophy.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

puıɯ ʇ,uop ǝM

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Way to own it.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am more annoyed you still think of us as a prison national than your misread.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its just the stereotype. Ppl say Canadians all love hockey and drink maple syrup everyday

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get ya, but it feels lazy, ya know? Learn a bit about us or use the cliches we use on each other. Would make things much more entertaining

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Didn't this happen like a month ago?

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 6

July 31st

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Precisely.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“The incident took place July 31st.”

5 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Isn't that like a month ago

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

And it was a plaster cast, not the original statue. The title is very misleading

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Needs harder plaster

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the plaster-cast was 200 years old though

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So it's not really a "sculpture," but a plaster mold copy of a sculpture?

5 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 8

It's still a sculpture.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes plaster sculptures were done first as a mock up so this could actually predate the marble version.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

it's a little more complicated, it's the original plaster model, albeit rebuilt from pieces after wwii bombardments.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not really more complicated. It's not a sculpture; it is a mold. It's a replica, albeit a valuable one. But it's not complicated at all. :)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not exactly... A plaster model the artist used to study the subject before cutting it in the marble. A draft copy.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still a 200 year old mold, though. At least it reads that way.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I saw the thumbnail and worried it was the original from Rome. Would've been a tragedy if it was.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but they're still super valuable. It's like bribing a god to try and get one in your museum.

5 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

I mean, depending on your mythology, bribing a god might not be too difficult. Some (several entire mythos) were pretty crooked. :)

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Isn't the whole animal (and human) sacrifice concept centered around dietial bribery too?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pretty much right? I mean, it's literally called an "offering."

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yea- these are still very valuable because they are often cast directly from the original marble, which is not something you can do >

5 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

>repeatedly, so older casts are more accurate to the original piece. The newer casts have to have molds made from the older casts, since >

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

>most places don’t allow casting of the originals. The process can leave residue or damage the original. Think of it as a photocopy of a>

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

>photocopy, etc. Also the “plaster” is not like, something that falls apart easily, it’s sometimes mixed with marble powder or other >

5 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

> substances to mimic the original surface. Phew I guess I had a lot to say about that! Anyway this guy who broke it sucks!

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

...was going to say that. Yes - so headline is misleading. But plaster-casts made in the 18th and 19th century are still valuable/interestin

5 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

g because (1) if the original statue doesn't exist anymore, we have an idea of what it looked like, (2) we see what people decided to copy

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I am not sure what you are trying to say by linking this image.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's the statue right? it isn't lost

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1136 Dislikes 1

Should have made it out of plastic- it would last 500 years

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This picture right here is the incapsulation of how I feel every day atm...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this is literally me after i forget to close the browser window 30 seconds after I've finished masturbating and finally come round after (1

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

fainting from orgasm - and have to contemplate the depths of depravity I have sunk to. (2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really have to stop masturbating to Austrian tourists wrecking Italian art. (3

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The real crime here is the trend to take stupid pictures for your Facebook instead of actually experiencing the art

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Social media "facepalm" you mean ? :v . You can take a pic without HAVING TO be on it..... Not even talking about sitting on it...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I couldn’t agree with this more.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe you’re not such a mutton-headed dolt after all! Hahaha, I don’t know why I said that, I appreciate your comment

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People shouldn't break the art, but you can totally do both, enjoy the art and also take a picture with 1

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it.And also, everyone enjoys things in different ways.2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I disagree. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, etc are terrible for society and people want to be seen doing things instead of just doing them

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

But they are doing the things, it's just you not liking it how they are doing it, because they aren't doing exactly what you want. 1

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It can’t be an American, WE CANT TRAVEL ANYWHERE!

5 years ago | Likes 535 Dislikes 9

Pretty sure Chinese tourists are far worse than American tourists at this point. But also two Wongs don’t make a right.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Lmao right! It couldn't have been us, we were grounded bitches!!!

5 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I showed some American dude round my work today that flew in this from the US this morning, so at least one of you escaped!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(UK for context btw)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good thing he was Australian

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 21

Austrian

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, my bad.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Get you’re arm outta that pig, young man.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And look how it works out. Even peace in the middle east!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

evne though your history is barely 200 (it's about 400) years old.. a lot of art has been imported to the states

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

Define when history begins in a place.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So a country should only enjoy art that was made after it's inception? I'm confused as to what your point is here...

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

No your right, I'm sure the countrys there from won't be needed there art. It's Imperial colonialism, don't celebrate theft.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

The context is he's counter arguing the point "This can't be America". His point is very clearly not that.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They are saying the piece of art could've been in the States because art is often imported there.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

exactly

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sicher ein Floridsdorfer ?

5 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 2

Und FPÖ Wähler

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Leiwand

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah! What they said!

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Ja man

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fucking Transdanubien.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Geh, dea woa aus‘n Öft‘n.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Floridsdorf man ist am Start

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wenigstens wars kein deutscher Tourist.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Warts nur ab, in ein paar Jahrzehnten denkt jeder, er war Deutscher ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wie meinst du das?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dann wäre Handtuch drüber gelegt worden.

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

? ? ? ? Stimmt!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haha, thank got i can read German.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, Floridsdorf. The Florida of Vienna

5 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Die Römer haben schon gewusst wieso sie an der Donau halt machen

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aka "Floridadorf"? Gabs letzten Sommer sogar als unironische Postkarte.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Da hofa woas!

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

vom Zwanzgahaus,
der schaut ma so verdächtig aus...

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This tourist wrote a letter to the museum admitting he fucked up after he went home where he saw headlines about his museum adventure ?

5 years ago | Likes 932 Dislikes 1

Only due to self preservation he apologises, worst kind of people

5 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 11

What do you want him to do, glue it back on? He probs learnt his lesson when he had a heart attack as it broke

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 73

What do you want him to do? Literally the bare minimum for a decent human being is to tell someone. Come on, this isn't hard shit.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Fucking own up to it, not run away home.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

uuuh, tell someone in the museum? Not be a coward?

5 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

Ahh fall on his own sword... great idea

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 73

Yeah that's not really an applicable saying here.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You have a very loose sense of personal responsibility dont you. You the kind of person to damage someone's car and drive off?

5 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

What? How is apologising, falling on your sword? He fucked up, the right thing to do is to be honest about it.

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Yeah, why would you take responsibility for your actions? What are you, an adult with a conscience?

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

When you make a mistake you should admit it? I didn't realise this was controversial. I learned it back when I was 5.

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

Are they expecting him to.fix it or.pay for.it?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes. From the article it is plaster, maybe an easy fix. You do not want to pay for a conservator, would blow anyones budget.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He says he is putting himself at the mercy of the museum. So I'm guessing he'll have to pay for some of the restoration.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If the security footage wasn’t shown in media he could have gotten away with it.I’m curious to know if they charged him.

5 years ago | Likes 327 Dislikes 1

This is why being a repair artist is a profession. Stuff like this happens more often than you think. They'll just reattach it and repair

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Most museum exhibits open to the public have insane amounts of insurance specifically for this reason because tourists can't afford to pay

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He might not have even known he broke the toe until seeing the news story.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 62

You need to actually read the article I think.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Good point +1 I just saw the gif

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watch the video. He clearly knew and sort of stood blocking it from others in the group.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He clearly sees it in the clip, even seems to pick it up and place it at the foot.

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

it happened few miles from my city, the guy offered to repay the restoration in full. police was already seraching for him. Yep, for jail

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

What was the follow up

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he wrote an email to the police and pled guilty. waiting for sentence now https://www.theartnewspaper.com/news/tourist-turns-himself-in

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Generally speaking "accidental" vandalism isn't illegal, and it's not worth it to pursue things unless it's something really extreme.

5 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 4

Criminal intent can be proved without malice. He leaned on the statue "intentionally", that is enough (for US common law atleast).

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like that kid who carved "[Name] was here" in an Egyptian tomb over irreplaceable hieroglyphs.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, but he intentionally broke the house rule of "no touching the exhibits".

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Although there is a difference between, say, tripping and falling on something, and actually lying on it when you're clearly not meant to!

5 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 0

In the end an accident caused by not realizing you're "clearly not meant to" is still an accident, just stupider.

5 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 4

So basically, If you are stupid, you can do whatever the F you want in life and get away with it?

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

That’s why we have criminal negligence. Not sure it applies here, but something being accidental doesn’t always guarantee it’s not illegal.

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

"Accidental" does not excuse negligence. And there are charges for that. Thanks for the input though.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

Good point. There are some laws around "reckless" damage including to property and assaults. Guy in footage is a dick.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotta listen to those imgur lawyers who always have an opinion though lol.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But he knowingly broke the rules. I hope they pull his eyes out. Or at least a hefty fine. One or the other.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 7

Why don’t they cut off some off his toes that way the punishment fits the crime.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

yeah, eye for an eye, toe for a toe

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both eyes!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

and tongue!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I vote for slapping his ass.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or breaking the parts he broke on the statue.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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