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Mini dump to guide you into the evening.
Comment prompt of the day: How are you combating boredom during covid?
cosonfused
#7who cares
Shellonne815
I do an activity once a week like walk with a friend, cross-stitch, read, watch movies...not doing the same thing everyday helps for me.
Cmycherrytree
Answer: Working.
HaceVector
By working. I'm "essential."
strongbeard9000
Blacksmithing
sethery94
And drift away.
zipzilchnada
I stole some thanks
GigglesMaster
Sleep. And look at animal memes. It’s great.
dragonsluvtacos
6yo in virtual academy, 2yo into everything else. And room addition construction. Not very boring over here.
FractalChainsaw
#10 You could open a restaurant called "Gatekeepers", where the staff condescends all your choices.
kgbofficer
Sort of like Dick's Last Resort, but more condescending
Jakeery
#10 fuck yeah I love coloring with a lil buzz
iambrose
It’s the best
InsanityMelon
SonicSpeedMauriceTheCapableHedgehog
viila
#10 - Some of us don't need to prop up our masculinity by pretending the bland lager shit that is all your taste buds can handle is manly.
viila
Now get me a drink that actually tastes of something.
dduncan55330
#2 This is especially funny as a house framer. I'm constantly flipping the blueprint around trying to orient myself lol
ReginaKasteen
#2 "Is that your house? It's the wrong way up."
alfmeister6227
“Nothing but tears.” That’s pissed off the Republican Party. They wanted to use that as their battle cry if Trump gets re-elected
Dedededededededede
Jojo political free is it?? Muahaha. BIDEN SNIFFS KIDS AND TRUMP IS RACIST
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
#9 And rot away
Sfarris28712
Sniffany.
stargazer58
Being really depressed. I have so much laundry to do. And I cant bc my dryer wont work bc my shitty apartment.
pgdangerfield2000
Dude, easily one the best dumps I’ve seen in my day :)
Frankiejoneston
#10 I mean.. Nothing wrong with a coloring book..
KnightGalahad4560
Toughening up babies was what the spartas would do they would leave babies to the elements and bathe them in vine to make them tough.
MrFrench
I’ve always fucking loved #19
Samdmanlyman
Redd’s Apple Ales are the shit. Fuck you. Fight me.
ScrewHavinAUsername
#4 why did I immediately think of Schwarz ‘N Egger !?
rx7b9er
Before I got what OP meant I was saying it with as bad an Arnold impersonation as I could.
Chimpanzeezeetop
The same way I do every night Pinkie.
vonsmallhausen
Trying to take over the world?
MeesusSuper
Président Trump, is that you?
Psychonoticon
snikpmupgnihsamseht
It's not tears, it's tears.
drbwaa
Either way
MrRandom314159
Oh that crying tears it.
DocGigglez
ChokingHazards
Yeah
GhengisDon
Except it is tears, not tears https://www.refinery29.com/amp/en-us/2017/08/167926/loreal-kids-shampoo-no-tears-meaning
eeps
Except the tumblr thread is about l'oreal kids and the article explained Johnson & Johnson baby shampoo. Those are two different products.
kgbofficer
'a tear-free experience and is as gentle to the eyes as pure water.' https://www.johnsonsbaby.com/baby-products/johnsons-baby-shampoo
abundantbadgers
“Our formula uses large molecules." Pym Particles, you've done it again.
BenderRodriguz1010
He recently shrunk a movie
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kgbofficer
They do claim it's gentler on the eyes and that it's no tears (as in crying, not as in tear apart)
kgbofficer
'a tear-free experience and is as gentle to the eyes as pure water.' https://www.johnsonsbaby.com/baby-products/johnsons-baby-shampoo
wooololololo
Also, location services on ads for people on other countries can confirm it always referred to tears as in crying, just fyi
Ithinkimbetterthanyousometimes
Thanks, I will stop saying that then
vonsmallhausen
Furious masturbation. Followed by shallow remorse..
HoneyGoatCheese
Your use of adjectives really paint a picture.
vonsmallhausen
HoneyGoatCheese