skullfuckyourthirst
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Could be this guy if you got the $$$
#funny #thanksgiving #dinner #eat_what_you_want #thats_racist
edit: damn, we rode these screencaps to the front page!
..umm...hi Imgur! Much love!
Send anything, I love you all (*o*)
ColoradoGirrl
I’d bring this guy to my moms and buy all the extras.
biggieshortiebutwhiteandold
any stories to report??
MidnightRogers
Freaking done. Hired
DeniseReade
Does he work year round? I have some birthdays I need him for
10mm404
It might still be up on Facebook, he put a tag in it so search Facebook with that.
ChrisTallant
Hell, I’m asking him over for Cards Against Humanity.
skullfuckyourthirst
Can I come?
bigdaddyfatpants
Where all pink on the inside. :)
jamesvand
I'm straight and come from a pretty chill family and I'm considering calling this guy
MarshmallowFluffernutterPie
Seriously? "Got racist family? Let me prove them right!" Fuck this noise man he's only making it worse. >:/
TheStateOfDenial
Your username ... um.
skullfuckyourthirst
nxrble
Please have my thanks on this glorious day
smeagolpromisedsmeagollied
Does he have 1 beefy arm?
Amesang
♫ "Trogdor was a man…" ♫
smeagolpromisedsmeagollied
Dragon man!
HorsefaceBeeguy
yoginioftruth
I think I just fell in love
JasonEverett
Nothing but love. bruh.
LokiShade
Gunthex
Fuck That's funny
SheenaIsAPunk
Sweet jesus that is a big man!
Tknuckles1
Hahha, I could totally hang with this dude
WhoaaBlackBetty
This is good stuff right here..... LoL
bitemark
My friend wants to know what "run up" means
RightinRight
just tell them since you know right?
easysteezyweezy
This is a fun comment imgur full of lames
NeoAnonymous
Jumping someone, or getting in their face about something
bitemark
My friend says thanks!
TruthlessOfShinovar
What a polite friend you have there!
BrwnEyedBandit
Lol, nice. I want to know if anyone took him up on this.
needsleep
Work better if I didn't know the guy who's workout photo you "borrowed"
skullfuckyourthirst
And then I "borrowed" this from the "borrower"
richardaveryra1365
My sister shared this on her facebook and it started a hilarious argument between my uncle and my sister's friends
chiefwill
Post it
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
"Call Trump a bitch and get mad y'all only have Coors Light." I chuckled hard. Take my +1.
YoSoyEpic
This is a buddy of mine.
georgecostanzalatexsalesman
Congratulations
MistressLyda
If real, has anyone taken him up on the offer?
YoSoyEpic
That's a good question I'll ask him
YoSoyEpic
/a/OKGAq
skullfuckyourthirst
That is fucking awesome. Please tell him I said "thanks for the ride to FP", really didn't think that was gonna happen XD
terithian
Nice, where do I get my own "NAZI PUNCHER" hat?
DanAykroydFanClub
Word, I want that damn hat
YoSoyEpic
This is a buddy of mine. PM me and send you the link to buy it from him
Randomman96
Go to any store and look for a Captain America hat. Alternatively, the more pricey option involves a Military Surplus store and WWII US --
Randomman96
Army GI Steelpot helmets.
rafaelfy
I want one so bad
realbrickwall
The easiest way is to punch a Nazi, and one will be delivered to you within 3-7 business days.
HermeneuticalQuandary
I would buy any confirmed puncher of Richard Spencer a Nazi Puncher Hat
rafaelfy
Hell yeah.
Itsalrighttobeconservative
You get your hat in 3-7 days and then probation for assault for 6-8 months.
realbrickwall
But there's one less Nazi going un-punched, and isn't that what's really important?
Itsalrighttobeconservative
Equal rights are for all not for few.
realbrickwall
Yes, I think that every single person has the right to punch people who advocate segregation and genocide.
Waitihavesomething4this
*does not ship to Germany*
Urmomsdirtyfriend
That offended me and because of that, you now have to recant and apologize.
username678
TheBeezKneez679
The Fack?
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
AmericanButProbablyAmerishouldnt
TysonGoesOutside
Will he also pretend to be gay? Call that the double whammy.
UltimaCaitSith
That's a whole different ballgame. He would need to come wrapped in a blanket and occasionally sneezing/coughing without covering his mouth.
UltimaCaitSith
And muttering something about those damn, sexy monkeys.
reux
Will he commit to going all the way? Asking for a friend...
jennym123
You're asking for yourself. No need to be shy.
aninvisiblemaniac
I'm his friend so I want to know
Ghostwish
No, actually, I'm that friend. (I gotchu @reux )
ChristopherDeConcini
Can you ask for me too...
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
What's the significance of $13.14?
AssamLaksa
一生一世
asm80dfa8sdfj
1pie
GerberLegalTeam
He likes to keep his money in order.
BobnatiousD
Bout tree fiddy.
ManodeDios
314 is St. Louis Zip code
Munchman347
$9.64 more...
TheRadicalizedYouth
None of these answers are bad
NotSoMuch
Bible verse about running up on people
ChocloMan
heh heh heh
SchackAttack
Probably the age of the kids the uncle went after (at least if he's Roy Moore).
MuayThaiwinLannister
There it is
tylerGiraffeStar
It is also the first 3 digits of pi ignoring the 1
tylerGiraffeStar
13.14. If you ignore the 1 you get 3.14
obligatoryguy
1.34?
CmfMttnPpl
3.141592653, Idk why I know that
actodi
pie time!
beentherefuckedup
13 dollars 14 cents
easysteezyweezy
Woah
UhnothisisPatrick
Its referring to HP error 13.14.00 Jam inside duplexer. Common printer slang often used as a threat because it sounds like a wrestling move
DiscGolfJunkie
The ol' 13.14
alternatereality543
Literally no one else knew this.
lifeisaburrito
Sweet baby Jesus, your a fucking God
pregan41
TheHawkRules
Nova5269
thedawnoflazy
As a printer tech, I laughed.
WillJeSuis
That has gotta be some made up BS.
Slartibartfast75
Entirely true...except 13.14 has a vulgar component that I feel has been totally glossed over. You just don’t say that about somebody’s mom.
LincolnSiixEcho
......still not convinced
kingkev
PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?
ThoughtYouSaidSithLord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5">dNbvSGok">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QQdNbvSGok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UfQm2goD8s
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Michael... Bolton? Your name is Michael Bolton??
valen00
it puts the *right* paper in the machine or it gets the error message again!
ChiLLeCheeze
PUT THE FUCKING PAPER IN THE MACHINE!
RaynWisp
PC (paper cassette, the damned tray) Load (put in) letter (letter-sized paper, which is normally 8.5x11 inches)
WhoaaBlackBetty
I am thoroughly impressed here!
Efreeti
Holy shit
caleyv
Nerd (I mean that affectionately)
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
Affectionately? Well now you have to marry him.
caleyv
Sounds hot
ApertureScience852FM
I ship it
pyronyzen
We are gathered here today...
OverthoughtUnderedited
Is this true? Off to Google
OverthoughtUnderedited
Gotdamn. Jam inside duplexer. True and wonderful.
OverthoughtUnderedited
I can almost see both the wrestling move and the printer error if I close my eyes and imagine real hard....