They gave a 10% discount for not having insurance :)

Oct 26, 2016 1:15 AM

RatsCantVomit

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I saw this on another social media site but thought it may be enjoyed here. Especially with halloween around the corner. Title is my 2nd to last text.

Mission accomplished. ^_^b

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can i borrow one of your white dress shirts. I have a choir concert and I didn't realize my white button up was stained.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Ouch

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I honestly don't mind the work, but she's the reason I want to quit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost all of these could be taken out of context

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only 30 more years.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:( how?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Posting letters is bullshit and I refuse to do it ever again.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"We are back." Hm, fitting.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(.)(.) For your troubles.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You will not believe what Hammond (cat) did!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"That's the only one I could find with nipple tassels!"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I quit masturbating.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"It worked"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm eating right now. But I'll be back to work tonight in a little while to get some OT

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or...Or... spaghetti squash

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm wondering what this pictures actually from

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Goodnight honey"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you get a minute, drop us a line and let us know you are back safe.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Yeah, that happens a lot. I'm a restless sleeper."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohh who's the baby daddy?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just start screaming at the top of your lungs. They will bump you up the wait line.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't come by anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Taquitos are okay.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Must have added the TV after the murder.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well spotted

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm too ugly for you

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Need you to get on bruh, gotta fight the crazy bitch after Yhorm"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The dancer. *Shivers* a real terror.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have yet to defeat her on my own. Always get my ass handed to me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to die more to her than any other boss to learn her moves.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0