RatsCantVomit
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I saw this on another social media site but thought it may be enjoyed here. Especially with halloween around the corner. Title is my 2nd to last text.
Oct 26, 2016 1:15 AM
RatsCantVomit
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32
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I saw this on another social media site but thought it may be enjoyed here. Especially with halloween around the corner. Title is my 2nd to last text.
CausticCyclone
Mission accomplished. ^_^b
OrdenMar
Can i borrow one of your white dress shirts. I have a choir concert and I didn't realize my white button up was stained.
DoomAndThenSum
Ouch
sadquesadilla
I honestly don't mind the work, but she's the reason I want to quit
JustChirpingAround
Almost all of these could be taken out of context
PolarNog
Only 30 more years.
Dieminion3
:( how?
DoomGuysCousinKenneth
Posting letters is bullshit and I refuse to do it ever again.
turtleteaparty
"We are back." Hm, fitting.
Braindeadmedussa
(.)(.) For your troubles.
ThankGoodnessYourHerePrematureEjaculationMan
You will not believe what Hammond (cat) did!
dnem720
"That's the only one I could find with nipple tassels!"
davosonion
vodkarockstar
I quit masturbating.
MLGLEACHY10
"It worked"
xSpacemanxSpiffx
I'm eating right now. But I'll be back to work tonight in a little while to get some OT
mineisanevillaugh
Or...Or... spaghetti squash
FicklePickle13
Nope.
Popestache
I'm wondering what this pictures actually from
Redlilly
"Goodnight honey"
adamrac
When you get a minute, drop us a line and let us know you are back safe.
JustChirpingAround
"Yeah, that happens a lot. I'm a restless sleeper."
Birdwax
Ohh who's the baby daddy?
Spankopita
Just start screaming at the top of your lungs. They will bump you up the wait line.
metzershmit
Don't come by anymore.
TurkalinderPoodle
Taquitos are okay.
Icnbaw
Must have added the TV after the murder.
RatsCantVomit
Well spotted
dancingdan42
I'm too ugly for you
getchapull21777
"Need you to get on bruh, gotta fight the crazy bitch after Yhorm"
SepplesTheDuck
The dancer. *Shivers* a real terror.
getchapull21777
I have yet to defeat her on my own. Always get my ass handed to me.
SepplesTheDuck
I had to die more to her than any other boss to learn her moves.