ChrisWise
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Dec 6, 2016 6:18 AM
ChrisWise
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MrMince
I dont do blow
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
Well i've blown a cow but i've never blow dried one
ICanHasJava
zamalek1
you're not fooling me those are PlayStation 1 rendered cows!
TheCommentard
What magnificent beasts.
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
They look so fuzzy
umcats
They're so cute!!
Imdead124
Poofy hoofys
derekjohn
This was a caption that could have gone so wrong.
Anotherunsuspectingvictim
Udderly adorable.
BobKelsoDoesntGiveACrap
Seems like a lot of prep work before dinner.
Atlasraven
http://imgur.com/F8Dn623
zamalek1
Walks past - double double take "Holy Cow! You look GREAT!"
SpacePantsByRav
Now make them hop n record that shit
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Fuzzy!
DevOpsDennis
Maikee
Easy, breezy, beautiful, cover cow.
KenjiIchijoe
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
RickFlist
"yes I've blown a cow" -farmer probably
Carla72468
Doesn't that just dry out the burgers?
WouldYouLikeaForkinKnife
But animals in captivity is cruel .. have you ever seen a wild animal that lusciously soft?
JullTheMull
I have done that... One time worked 8 hours straight, to groom, clean and paint the hair ect.
JullTheMull
And its purly for the looks of the cow. They are for breeding and are sold to make babies. Therefor they must look as perfect as possible.
jatene
No. I can say I never blow-dried a cow.
ostawaffle
I have!
natitude0628
I prefer them sun dried and peppered
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
I haven't either. But I shaved a horse once! Does that count for anything?
DapperDin
charhan
Utterly ridiculous
Ifeellikemybrainismelting
shake your money milkers
LordChapstick
But does it make them taste better?
secretoaster
It makes it $600 steak dinner
gopracticespittingoutteeth
No but if you feed a cow beer all its life and massage it a couple times a day you'll end up with the dank dank steak
dogneely
Of course a happy confident per- i mean animal tastes the best.
HoytLancaster
oooooooooooo ya, massaging them helps too. The love and care put into them is definitely tasted in the meat. Cooking it is what ruins it.
HapilyDamaged
oooooh they look so yummmy
unclestankstank
A happy cow is a tasty cow.
MasterWuu
A tasty cow is a happy cow
Episkopos
Less stressed animals do generally taste better.
MetalSkeletal
Humans too. Uuh.. I mean, nothing.
ColCull
I must taste disgusting
BackfiringE28
HA!
CoolSnackChris
They aren't though. It's just a certain breed
sublehs
No but they are. It's just to get them show ready. Family friends show steers and heifers and yep- they look like this before show.
thatguythatlaysthepipes
Seconded :) Australian who has showed cattle. They get friggen adorable.
blitherypoop
If so, that's a show trend that hasn't made it to Pennsylvania. They're clipped so short here that they're practically shaved smooth.
sublehs
Here in Ohio people actually have air conditioned rooms that they put them in to thicken up their coat. All for show
blitherypoop
They're definitely not cows. They're steers.
Lofoten
What's a steer?
Edro20
A bullock minus bollacks
flamingflamingo
That third one looks female.
blitherypoop
It might be, but it's young. That would make it a heifer, not a cow.
Lofoten
What's a steer?
Squossifrage
The only thing that comes from Texas besides queers.
blitherypoop
bull - balls = steer (though the one on the right might be a heifer)
LilacDoozy
I would think the balls would be required to give the steer any value at an auction.
blitherypoop
Nope. Lack of balls are what makes a steer a steer. They fatten up better and can be kept with other steers. Bulls are aggressive.
blitherypoop
Plus they're being sold for meat or for "finishing" before being sold for meat.
ballsohard2202
It's a male bovine. Cows are females
blitherypoop
No, it's a castrated male. An intact male is a bull.
ballsohard2202
Thanks, it's been a while since FFA aha