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Feb 22, 2026 3:48 PM
Luvlyquants
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883
22
https://www.instagram.com/maddy_macrae_/
Cranbananarama
Caffeine and nothing? That's asking for troubles. A bit of food, then take vitamins with the caffeine. It's responsible.
JasonThorn
*slams mug down* BEAN ME!!
420supercoolusername69
Meanwhile, my Angel of the morning be like
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
whynotboth.jpg
wobblecopterrrr
kurvarVillain
NoMuffinsToSpare
Here's your PSA that if you ever decide to start taking vitamins, take them after eating or you'll probably get nauseated or throw up.
mygodhasabiggerdick
I hate to admit this, but I pushed back my first coffee a few hours and instead start with a room temperature water and Iso-Gatorade like mix first thing. Its actually helped me get moving early better than slamming all the coffee I used to. I still drink 4-5 cups over the day, but it's not my wake up and live kind of thing anymore.
SubiBryant
Damn, caffeine is sexy as hell.
SomeDetroitGuy
My caffeine comes with a lot of water. Also, a touch of milk
Lurch1911
Caffeine, nicotine and unbridled hatred for humanity gets me through the morning.
gonzar09
Coffee is mostly water, so 2 out of 4 ain't bad. Add a multivitamin and some bread, and you're good.
certainlynotaserialkiller
meanwhile my body in the morning
TheMellowPeril
Those aren’t mutually exclusive
Kbantar
It would be difficult to ingest caffeine without water.
jzbstl
Where’s the Pop-Tarts?
CitrusyGarlic
One of the many content creators whose videos all boil down to "look at me being hot while being bad at life"
ButtscratchMcPherson
I'll take all.
WillemHellfire
Caffeine and Adderall.
yrypics
Food is wearing a Vegemite hat, if I'm not mistaken. This makes the decision to scorn food a reasonable one.
ToSisPoS
A box of Hostess Cupcakes kicks me in the face and pegs me as I lay dazed over the stair railing
Ubik360
Is it Monday already?
squishybaker
Caffeine with a side of nicotine please.
FrenziiTheSuccubus
Caffeine and thc gummies, helps the day go by
SPQAAE
Awe yeah.
Roaddog184
I take my caffine in the form of energy drinks mostly.
TeddyMoment
Is she flirting with... herself?
ToweringLilly
I mean I do it all the time, mainly because no one else will.
Multitentaclediy
Pro tip: If you are feeling sleepless drink creatine, it acts as an actual fuel source for the brain, bones, and muscles, keeping you awake and functional all day. Caffeine on the other hand is just a stim that wears down after a few hours and crash
cousteau
Wonder if that's why they eat herring for breakfast in Iceland and other northern countries.
McPuffinStuff
https://imgur.com/TsMT0UJ.jpg
ChazzK
ADHD: Look you can have me awake but unfocused, or focused and yawning constantly..
5m4llP0X
ADHD: I'm tired, but now my brain is less scattered. Aaaaand all it wants is sex.
GuyWithDog
I feel seen, thank you
BruhForScale
How u doin?
5m4llP0X
Most find my Apadravya and pearling too intimidating.
BruhForScale
Q: Wats apadrayva? A: not much, cock hurts, wats up with you?
Seethreepeeoh
Caffeine. With water. Please.
htapoicoS
Bro, do I have good news for you... *makes coffee*
WhatTheFrench
I’ve been traveling for work a lot, and I do not use the in-room coffee makers…coffee was a Problem. I didn’t want to appear at breakfast without being dressed and made up, but getting through my morning routine uncaffeinated was awful. Caffeine pills have been a game-changer. I take one, which is the equivalent of a cup of coffee, get ready, get breakfast and a cup of real coffee, and I’m ready for my day.
Seethreepeeoh
Mind = blown
LiarLiarPantsUntier
Coffee is food, water and probably vitamins, too.
TheHillsHaveNostrils
Calorie content and nutrition are next to nothing unless you add milk. A better idea is to go the latte pathway and drink a large cup of hot milk with 1-2 shots of espresso.
wobblecopterrrr
"I an the bat!" -Dean Venture
LiarLiarPantsUntier
I know, that’s why:
Breakfast cappuccino!
CoolFrost
And about 6% of the recommended daily fiber intake so it's important to get to those 16,6 daily cups.
ZeldaShotFirst
*sobs in lactose intolerance*
TheHillsHaveNostrils
Oats provide a complete protein. Try oat milk maybe? You'll get a different spectrum of vitamins though.