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januskincaid
#72 is there some context I'm not getting here?
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
#72 ....I watched that whole FUCKING thing.
Abbi you godsdamned Caledonian gremlin!
abbiistabbii
Caledonian Gremlin is going in my socials bio now.
dingybasement350
#75 That's a Pyrrhic victory if there ever was one.
GrenithTheSkald
#75 if you rewatch it carefully, you can see the cyclist pulls back his left arm to his handlebars after clipping the guy. Meaning he had purposefully reached out and tried knocking down the guitar as he was riding past.
So he got what he deserved.
Telleryn
Guitarist was very merciful, coulda swung laterally to the face
bearstrap
#60 Piece is entitled "Saturn" from the 'Planettes' series by Geneva Bowers https://www.genevab.com/
tavinjer
Oh, awesome, thanks for the sauce! gdbee on Bluesky!
bearstrap
YES! She is an excellent artist and a good human. I lubs her.
ingridwebb88
#38 This would be cute if it wasn't for the prat under the hats
AndyTheAbsurd
It's cute when a 3 year old does it. It would be funny if a 13 year old did it. It's loser behavior when a 53 year old does it during a meeting.
ingridwebb88
Yeah now that it sat with me, it's cringe.
RobBobertyYT
#70
Aksuuuh
#7 Sounds like a Friday night
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#32 you can guarantee that George hates other people using leave
ayavaska
#18 real Murdoc won't mind
abbiistabbii
/gallery/images-of-note-onice-XurNFIP
DrNick
#8 That typeface is a crime against reality.
ruint
#8 the trick is to jump, aim at the ground, and miss.
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
Aaaayyyyyy nice Douglas Adam's reference you got there.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Helps if you get distracted at the last second.
eeps
#70 Well, that looks fun.
4Astaroth
Looks like something from a Lovecraft game. Call of Cthulhu Dark Corners of the Earth.
NeoinKarasuYuu
The blue liquid not being displaced by the meat bothers me the most.
AntaNce
I, I, I.... I
michiyl
I'm getting some nice Strogg vibes from that machinery
eggmuffin
#32 Fuck off, Hannah.
On George's time off, his beachside yoga is absolutely more important to him than whatever corporate nonsense you come dragging.
HerrHat
#38 THIS can not be the table i fought to be on.
FuzzyMedic
#2 Because the left ones don't taste right
4chanrefugee
#23 making friends
DrKidemonas
#72 what's the joke? Where's the punchline?
tavinjer
Correct
jinbee
#11 last I checked condoms are latex which comes from trees and absolutely is biodegradable.
folded13
Not all latex is created equal. https://theroundup.org/is-latex-biodegradable/
IAmTheBadW01f
#32 the worst I know is a guy whose out of office responses are written in the third person as if the computer itself is replying to you, "he's gone, he'll be back next Wednesday and he'll get to your emails then"
Subtilico
#72 Amazing! Every egg breaks in exactly the same pieces!
AshenRaine
I wanted someone yelling GOOAAAL in the Brazilian one. :D
blcollier
It took until reading your comment before I twigged that the video is flipped.
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for reminding me of my unerring capacity for stupidity. You fatherless son of a goat.
(/s, of course… for the last part, anyway - the first bit is still true)
LordofGrixis
After watching this for what felt like 20 min, I'm thinking there better be a really fucking good pay off for this.
There is no pay off.
Me: Ok, that was pretty good.
Trastion
I expected the egg to go up when Australia was shown...
cdlong
Yeah. What's the point?
Magpiebones
It's very informative.
blcollier
That.
That’s the point.
cdlong
I'm still lost
blcollier
It’s ok to be lost… We’re all lost… Trying to give meaning to our fleetingly brief existence before are confronted with the inevitably of our mortality… Cosmically insignificant motes of life, drifting through a cosmos so vast that we simply lack the capacity comprehend even the insignificant amount that we can see…
Ahem…
Sorry…
Leaving aside the depressing metaphysics for a moment… where was I…
Ah yes.
The point is there is no point: there’s no punchline, and that’s the joke.
RabidBaby89
#14 he's a misogynist? Also damn what the hell has his signature lizard man look come to? XD
AWdeV
#32 nah George is on to something. He's on a beach and he's doing yoga. Fuck off with your office emails.
wadatahmydamie
Fuck George, he’s the kind of guy who invites people over for a barbecue but the only food he’s grilling is unseasoned zucchini. Dude sounds like the Ricky Gervais of yoga
blcollier
Oof. That’s low, comparing someone to Ricky Gervais…
😂
acatinbirdsclothing
Namaste.
blcollier
He’s not wrong. There *are* more important things in life than yet more meaningless bullshit cover-your-arse emails.
But there are two ways to convey that: one that doesn’t make you sound like an insufferable prick, and one that *does* make you sound like an insufferable prick. George chose Option B when he signed off his email with “Namaste”.
Mind you… I’m probably coming off as an insufferable prick right now… But I couldn’t give less of a shit if you *paid* me to not give a shit.
AWdeV
Honestly, the namaste gives points for style as far as I'm concerned. Be maximum insufferable to vacation-mailers. Teach 'em a lesson!
blcollier
True, this a good argument.
blcollier
I get downvoted for that? For a slightly sarcastic and self-deprecating dumb comment on one image in an entirely un-political and un-controversial meme dump…?
Holy forking shirt balls, you lot need a lesson in not taking things so goddamn seriously…
At least have the decency to insult me first - there’s no consequence for you and it’s anonymous… Call me an absolute bag of badger wank or something, I’d prefer that to the context-free drive-by downvote…
Namaste, and stay fresh, cheese-bags…
AWdeV
for what it's worth, wasn't me. I didn't downvote you.
blcollier
No cause for alarm, there was no malice towards you specifically :). I’m just being a salty bitch about social media groupthink :D.
wadatahmydamie
I upvoted the other comment because yeah, George is an insufferable asshole and if he’s not a white guy with dreadlocks, he definitely smells like one.
But this one I downvoted because complaining about downvotes is an automatic downvote. Them’s the rules
blcollier
Fair point.
But what are rules, except boundaries that no one has had the balls to push against?
sowhat4
#70 WTF is this?
SalmonTheWise
Biomaterial recycler, bit pricey though.
baldbear
#75 So absolutely deserved and justified.
Leajjes
I had someone slap a hot tea from my hand while riding a bike. Guessing to pick it up as a joke? Anyways the hot water spilled over hands. It went flying to the ground. Thankfully it was not hot enough to cause harm. People!
cdlong
He had a helmet on, so it's all good
ElbowDeepInAnimeBois
He was obviously asking for it
DarkSock
This kills the Bouzouki
baldbear
Getting ripped out of the hands and fall to the concrete floor wasn't nice either.
abbiistabbii
Cyclist here. I agree. Justified.
JJankenstein
That is a potential head and neck injury to an already dazed and confused biker who probably didnt have time to register that he clipped someone. Even with the helm, this kind of hit could result in a lifetime of pain. JFC yall how is the top upvoted comment about retributive violence? Plus he destroyed a perfectly good guitar. Biker was a prick and absolutely deserved something, but guitar dude is a violent bastard.
Sticklebrickk
Never been hit in the head with an acoustic guitar? They're hollow btw.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Using an e-bike on pedestrian areas means you deserve any ill that befalls you
HappyTimeHollis
> Plus he destroyed a perfectly good guitar.
Dude, with the force of that impact, the guitar was rendered unusable when it hit the ground in that way. At the *very least* the soundboard was fucked beyond repair, if not the neck as well.
pritolus
Pedestrians always have right of way on sidewalks and walk paths. The cyclist was going way too fast, and even then would have had to intentionally choose to pass between a busker and his stuff. Also the perfectly good guitar was most likely destroyed by the cyclist, not the busker.
dreammer243
Still doesn't really excuse the escalated violence.
Irimoo
No, you do not smash someone over the head because they grazed you with their bike on accident. Jesus guys...
Irimoo
Seeing the replies and downvotes to this makes me understand a little bit more why the world is like it is. I'm just happy most of you don't go outside so you can assault people for grazing you with their bike.
CrispyNougat
Assault people for assaulting me is what what you meant to say
Irimoo
Yeah, the biker was not a delivery guy, he was actually an assassin - that missed his target and hit his guitar instead. Clear assault....
wadatahmydamie
“On accident.” Get back in the car if you’re gonna be a clown
Irimoo
So he aimed for the musician, but missed and hit his guitar? That is the story you are going with..?
CrispyNougat
He literally weaved between the guy and his belongings on the ground. That was intentional.
StankhaleesiGrandmotherOfFerrets
First time on the internet? Expect the dark. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMWdjdjVyMWd3aDh5aXkyNHB5bDh4cTV2NXk2Y2swbGk3bzcwYXJ6OSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/uUIFcDYRbvJTtxaFNa/giphy.mp4
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
Don't ride so close, dickhead.
JJankenstein
Giving someone a potential head and neck injury + other injuries for falling to the ground is NOT justified for accidentally clipping someone. The biker was a dickhead, but that guitar bash could be a lifetime of pain...
Irimoo
I was worried I was the only one with common sense here :/
wadatahmydamie
You don’t have common sense though. You’re just a liar.
Alurkerforcedtologin
And the person he hit could have been killed or grievously wounded. Sometimes, violence is the only answer people understand. As a cyclist myself, I don't blame the guitar dude a bit. Cyclist was inexcusably WAY out of line here.
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
A child that lived near me died when a cyclist riding too close to the pavement collided with her, and the handlebar pierced her skull. I very much doubt she's the only child killed by a cyclist riding like a dickhead.
I don't give a fuck about that guy.
Also, I was a cyclist, until ill health stopped me. This isn't just hating on them as a group. I hate *dangerous* cyclists, and they get what they fucking deserve.
Irimoo
I was not the guy on the bike. Also, I 100% agree that he was a twat, but you do not sucker punch somone in the head with a guitar for it.
CrispyNougat
You do not hit a musician on purpose and expect to get away with it like this biker was trying to do.
Irimoo
...? It was very clearly an accident, the cyclist even stopped.
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
Only because I don't have a guitar handy 🤷♂️
artie500
I've got a LOT of trouble comprehending Zuckerberg's vision of 80% of people's "friends" being AI creations. He's painting an AWFUL, DISMAL picture of a world in which people pretty much never interact, but sit home interacting with their computers.
CleverGroom
Homie we're exchanging these comments because it's already happened. That's the world you and I live in TODAY, not the world of tomorrow.
I couldn't distinguish you from an AI if my life depended on it.
artie500
If this is a fait accompli rather than conjecture, please provide a link.
acuteavocado7
welll.... yeah? thats how he makes money
artie500
Call me a skeptic, but I don't think he's going to make much money off of this vision.
blcollier
Not necessarily in *profit*, no.
But he’ll convince investors to fund whatever rubbish that comes drooling from his lips purely because he’s Mark Fuckerberg. The investors don’t have to make a return either, they’ll just chalk it up as a bad call, give themselves fat bonuses, and pass the financial responsibility onto someone else - like they always do.
How else would you explain the absolute *deluge* of cash being funnelled into other financially hare-brained dogshit like OpenAI…
Magpiebones
Well of course he would then sell genuine human contact (tm) to you for a small monthly subscribtion.
blcollier
I have genuine human contact quite regularly, it’s what the Incognito window was made for.
No, I’m sorry, that was terrible even for me.
Yeah, don’t worry, I’m getting my coat - no need to show me out, thanks, I know the way - nono, don’t get up, thank you but it’s ok, I’m going…
Magpiebones
? Incognito is for shared devices.
blcollier
“Genuine human contact…”
“Incognito window…”
You know… Bashing the bishop. Spanking the monkey. The five knuckle shuffle. Shaking hands with the gentleman downstairs. Paddling the pink canoe. Buttering the muffin.
I’m making a joke by conflating the phrase “genuine human contact” with masturbation.
I didn’t say it was a *good* joke, mind you…
(With apologies to those who possess vulvas & vaginas, I don’t know quite as many euphemisms for that particular set of genitalia.)
Magpiebones
Oooooh. You see, your mistake was telling this joke to someone who is very, very dense.