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Oct 8, 2017 6:37 AM
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NotSoMuch
But will he buy me waterfalls?
wolfsbane3083
I usually do my stalking at night
ThatsNoSpaceStationItsMyAss
I prefer to do it the old fashioned way.
OriginalPiR8
Field isn't straight
everythingisadildoifyourbraveenough
I cant unsee this!
DaveDominaish
now THRESH. THAT. SHIT.
CarmenRedgenal
Looks boring after the first 10 mins, is there a no listening to music rule? Can he not wear headphones?
gobbin
What is that crop! Lemon grass!
threelitreassengine
spargelzeit
Stuey1221
He’s gonna be there a while
MaurogDark
Let the bodies hit the floor!
irunadoggiedaycare
"Look at this fuckin' thing." - me to myself
PeterSBeast
GIF lag, 3/10 not satisfying, i blame you
StupidAutocorrect
Slower you slut!!!
GhostOfPierceHawthorne
Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the sheaves.
Ark161
One day, if you work really hard, you will grow into a great combine harvester
HandoB4Javert
That's the biggest bedroom.
5tarTrek
Finally one big enough for your mom.
KristanDL
onepieceofgumleft
Meh , I see the same thing when I cut my grass every two months.
maisieday53
that's not asparagus
vilecomfort
I’ll bet there’s an efficient machine to pick all of that up too!
rieter
Your fucking hands.
obligatoryusername127
In high school I operated one that cut a single row instead of four. It would tie off the grain in bundles with twine.
HeyMyCat
Nah they just leave it there
IUsedToWearBluePants
There may even be a machine that cuts and binds it.
barnwolf
Minimum wage!
FawkTheElf
Its called the "Mexican"
ahiso
ChicanoBatman
Called a wife.
BOSSMOPS
Ok that was a good one. I'll give you that :D
InnovativeDuck
Oh my.
LincolnSiixEcho
People are not happy lol
PokoOnoandtheJamJams
I mean, at least not the wife
MemeStealingSkeleton
BubblesTheFish
Plow me like one of your wheat fields.
biggieshortiebutwhiteandold
slow and steady
gernjer
This is surprisingly funny.
darkmessenger84
Said Theresa May to Donald Trump. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIrDLwGPP9s
CarlosBandana
With industrial machinery, in preparation of planting my seed?
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
Right through the middle, then toss you to the side like the hundreds before you?
Lifestyleoftheridgeandthefamous
Exactly
chazez
That is some huge asparagus
newyearworseme
Yuum! Power Food
ritzdogg
This is the dawning of the age of asparagus, the age of asparagus. Asparaguuuuus. I'll show myself out.
Felderburg
For people who don't get it like I didn't: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjxSCAalsBE
sebvit
Imagine the smell of his toilet.
CamelCaseUserName
diddleyhole
Asparagus piss is in its own level stench.
Bryanv95
Hmm I've never had that and I eat a lot of asparagus. Then again I drink a lot of water.
zigbigidorlu
I wonder if he'd share any? I suppose he might if there's asparagus.
GentlemanScientist
Have you ever seen a mature asparagus plant?
Now you have.
notarussianspambot
Must be close to Chernobyl
vh12372
It just radiates tasty goodness, or at least i think that's what it's radiating. Looks kinda green.
Arcian
Fun fact, radiation glow is actually blue! Called "Cherenkov radiation"
kepler20c
It all depends on what's being excited to create the glow. Water glows blue, but phosphorous glows green as my tritium key fob proves.
gabZb
Bet it's woody af
tinkypie
Back that asparagus up
StandingOnTheMoon
But it isn't asparagus.
magphoenix
*asparagai
acridweasel
*asparagii
un4spyder
*asparagiii
FernandoRumdebum
*asparagiiises
TheCrazyCraftsman
TheBroz
ThereItIs.gif
EdgarAllanPoo
Ass burgers
Crawley
Looks like he's cutting four rows at once.
tomattow
Especially since its rice
happytreeleaf
Bully!
TheScandinavianFlick
"t'aint asparagus. It's dope."
katanatripsis
Bloom County! “Beg pardon?” O_o
devolutionary
"Take a few pounds home to the wife."
GIJoNathan
So does he have to come along the way back to this side to start again? Because if he just turns around the stuff will be falling 1/2
GreasyFingersSmearingShabbyClothes
Farmer here, some equipment has a way to shift the output side. If not, you go in a "round" pattern where you open up the sides and work in
PorneliusHubertII
Maybe he harvests in squares?
thomar524
I need an actual answer to this please
squiddna
See above
Speldrawng
It's probably like a snow blower and you can switch the side it ejects to.
GIJoNathan
the wrong way..? 2/2
grzlbrmft
He could walk in squares (to avoid "circles") around the field. It looks a little like he just came around the corner, too.
dontgofullboyle
A lever on the top of the machine will direct flow that the crops will be pushed down in
QueenAmy
You can probably turn it like you can switch the hatch on a snow blower
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LimusBeanusRex
Well, our ancestors may have been visited by beings which possessed this type of tech back then.
ecobuckeye
"We have traveled through space and time to bring you this walk-behind lawnmower"