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Blue whale
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Apr 21, 2020 12:48 PM
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Blue whale
Sauce: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_LvjslBnTD/
1LiterMilk
I had no idea they had nostrils on their back. I just believed it was a hole they could shut there.
alwaysupvotefuturama
Bionic submarine
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
HUGHgReaction
Put put your .....nvm
Timheretoo
Do whales get sea boogers?
Spitfight
Got him dern nose on him there back
dsreefer
I bet that thing has a fuck ton of oil in it~ some guy in 1700
Stretch5678
I never realized how much the blowhole looks like nostrils. (Makes sense: that's what it is, after all.)
kjtodd11
Always upvote OP’s mom
puckernuts1975
Thats cool that it knows when to close its nose before water is let in
homicidalkoala
Why was I under the impression whales only had one blowhole?
Wulph421
And that right there Billy, that's why I'm not allowed back at Sea World
macdjord
Anyone else find the perspective of the gif before it played made the whale look, like, 100m wide?
AmyBernadettePenny
TastyBrainMeats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgvR3y5JCXg
goflyblind
flyashy
weewoooweeewoooweeewooo...
crunchywhale
Brother from another mother...
ExTechOp
Scientists fly drones into these whale exhalations to collect their snot for DNA, virus and bacteria analysis.
ExTechOp
— https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05-23/whale-snot-drone-collection-mystery-australia-whale-populations/11139970
TheManyMadMasks
An unsolicited source? Blessings upon you!
ethnaln
good one I never knew about the doors on the blow hole
BigStew83
That whale's blow hole just queefed
gavitronius
majestic anal fissures? no thats a whale
rb3po
I wish someone would call me majestic when I breathe. Especially with this virus going around!
alejandromer
Shut up Majestic!
HuskyParty
You *ARE* majestic. don't let anyone tell you different (:
LordOkoto
Ur majestic...?
axiomatik
You’re a whale. Is that what you wanted?
cubsfanman22
That’s just a submarine coming up for air. Source is I’m a really amateur submarine expert.
CMperson
*Gojira intensifies*
Dimension09
Whale, whale, whale
J1mmyMack
It's interesting how modern submarines have developed into a very similar shape as the blue whale.
ColonelCasual
As the saying goes: Form follows function.
BoredCreep
And torpedoes have developed into similar shapes as dolphins!
furt77
I always thought subs and torpedoes had developed into more of a penis shape.
BoredCreep
Yeah, but when you say that everyone starts making compensation jokes.
wandergeist
Hydrodynamic drag is a harsh mistress.
IBentMyWookie
q2grapple
*klaxon*. Sorry, Alan
flyashy
I had the same sound running thro my head.
fpsucks
fuck yeah, whales
skellington01
Fook yeh, Wales
gogoGandhiMagicVibratingFingers
VeniVidiDownvoted
Whale ale beef hooked!
pimientofrito
Cant believe whales used to be dogs millions of years ago
TheWonderWhale
Yea!!!!!!
EmotionallyCrippled
Makes you think of you mum, eh?
MrGizzmokev
epyonwing
Fuck whales, yeah!
lostlittletimeonthis
It'd be like a pencil down a mineshaft
houtaku
emjay9010
Mxlespxles
Yeah! Whales fuck!
mackydoodledandy
Fuck whales, yeah?
Deardiaryjackpot
Yeah, fuck Whales
billingsworthswagamuffin
Yeah man, I’m right there with you. Let’s fuck some whales!
13br3nQe37
Fuck Wales
obstreperousuroboros
You can go head and try, but its not my fetish
YurgenGrimwood
Didn't know it was two holes.
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
That's what he said
AWarningToOthers
Giggity.
IrishBarBalm
Wait, the "blow hole" is actually TWO holes?
KarenFromTheHOA
Mammalian nostrils, so, yeah
ManByTechnicality
I hadn't considered that blowholes open and close before. Seems kinda obvious, but still pretty cool.
Cranbananarama
Nose holes.
briham86
Baleen whales (the big filter feeders, like humpbacks and blues) have 2 blowholes. Toothed whales (dolphins, orcas, sperms) only have 1.
briham86
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowhole_(anatomy)
Hybris51129
itsbry
Imagine the internal pressue when that sumbitch goes deep... unreal.
Anotherunsuspectingvictim
Imagine the external pressure applied by that chonky sea bus.
Itsonporpoise
Salesmanslapswhale.gif
Greyeyes1973
They don't actually dive very deep, 300ft or so
AlexSomething
They may not but Spermwhales and Cuvier's beaked whales do, easily to depths of 1000-1500m (apparently down to 3000m for the latter)
sinskittles
Even at 300ft, that's 1,227,450 lbs of force being exerted on their body.
Golfbob
Yeah well you try free-diving that deep
TheWitcher86
300ish feet when feeding. Can actually descend more than 1,500
themuttonisniceandlean
Right, because the food is in the euphotic zone. They do go deeper, but not generally to feed.
TheWitcher86
https://www.nationalgeographic.com.au/science/how-does-a-blue-whale-move.aspx
sinskittles
At 1,500 feet, the pressure exerted on an adult blue whale would be 6,137,250 lbs of force. Pretty crazy!
shadowsdustwind
What about OP's mom?
opus1
I bet you’re fun at parties
Greyeyes1973
I totally am, but not because of my random whale facts
DookieHowserMD
Whale, whale, whale
KnowmSaying
what sort of facts then? Are they more exciting than whale facts?
Greyeyes1973
Male elephants slap their penis against their stomach to masturbate
aspeckuponaspeckuponaspeck
He has Grey eyes and born in 1973
HobbesAP