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Mar 7, 2025 12:54 AM
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MKaiser
slam my foot on the gas
aslum
Drive, I'm not deaf.
turbodog
Right. Hogwarts it is, then.
Violaquin
Fucking zoom, yo! Even if that possibly magic owl is dangerous, there’s something EVEN MORE dangerous inbound. Scene is NOT safe, and my EMT training says GTFO!
surroundedbytwits
Why argue with it, fucking drive and then sort out the reality of an owl that can talk later.
Gindipple
Look buddy, there's no need to yell, buckle up!
OmnibusLatinName
...but later you owe me an explanation.
StarscreamAndHutch
Dude. If the owl tells me to drive, I’m max vertsappening that mf wherever it wants to go.
101Medic
I'm not native, but I am an Okie. I know just enough to know you don't question the ancestors trying to protect your ass. You just fucking drive.
CrazedDrifter
Drive like hell, there'll be time for questions later. Hopefully.
CallMeMcGyver
Exactly.
IgnisInvictus
Lock the doors and hit the gas.
rookie23
Harry, I mean hurry, you're a get-away driver now.
mintberrycrunch3
KaijuMcCitysmash
boognish115
Curious how this ended!
SteveTheEgg
I will basically follow any instructions given to me by birds.
Denvercoder09
Nevermore.
RooGryphon
yes, they are far more intelligent.
qtRaven
Fucking Drive I guess.
pleaseacknowledgethecat
Drive like I’ve never driven before
InfocalypseRising
I drive my ass off. Owls are badass, I don't want to know what they're afraid of.
CallMeMcGyver
I love that you aren't questioning the fact that they're talking... as one should not.
cactusjuiceitsthequenchiest
MUTHAFUKIN CHEESE IT!!
missiletowe12
I point out I am an atheist, THEN I fucking go like Satan is behind us.
Wormwoodworms
Funny enough , the scenario implies that the owl is a theist of some kind, and I have as many questions about it as for what we're running from.
missiletowe12
Meh. Either the owl is a theist, or the fox he learned intensity modifiers from is. Either way, I can't help being pedantic, but I did get the message.
Apeofdeath
Where to Woody?
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Check the expiration date on my YooHoo
Surfbreaker83
You slam that pedal into the floor and you get out of dodge. Best case this is a dream, worst case you'll find out this was a person escaping a witch/fae/eldritch horror regardless. Get to stepping!!!
anotherrandomname
You fucking GO!!!!
WholeWheatBunnyHugger
(These responses are proof that intelligent life exists on Planet Earth)
Leepsay11
Hit the fucking gas!
vicmango201410
Floor it
Jimthebutler
If an owl is talking at me I have larger concerns to worry about than whether to trust that I can drive off with it beside me, it's either real and I need to shut the fuck up and drive, or it's not real in which case the owl doesn't matter.
CallMeMcGyver
Drive first, sort out the details later.
Jimthebutler
Exactly, if he's real, I made a friend and saved my life and his, if he's fake, I have larger issues than not being where I was a few minutes ago.
CallMeMcGyver
You get it.
CapCap
Whatever has an owl spooked is enough to get me moving
Denvercoder09
Who. Whoever has an owl spooked.
AnythingMuchShorter
Who?
mksu
A talking owl is trying to save both our lives. I'm not about to fuck this up.
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
You ask "Are they chasing you?"
The owl doesn't know what you're referring to and asks "Who?"
BananaForScaIe
Choo choo motherfucker!
SleeperXib
I don't know why I would implicitly trust a talking owl.
SorryThatUserIsUnavailable
A talking who??
tentaclefriendly
Yes
LordFancypantsicus
Yes! Of course! You can always trust an owl, or an owl shaped entity with uncanny powers!
LoudBirb
If Hopty tells me to fucking drive, I'm fucking driving.
darkninja2992
If it's benevolent, probably best to listen, if it's malevolent, probably best not to piss it off
OrionKaelin
The owl needs the speed you car has but doesn't have the capabilities to drive it, doesnt mean its not a transfigured evil entity that wont kill you later.
mksu
OK, but it's an owl. Have you seen owls? They're swell.
Raventhief
I fucking drive, like the owl said.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Ditto!
nation543
You drive and THEN you ask questions WHILE driving. You get all the answers you want if you help unquestioningly, that's how these things work!
AnythingMuchShorter
Exactly, if the owl is being honest you want to get out of there, if the owl is lying and they are the threat sitting there in the car isn't going to get rid of them either.
CaldariBob
It's not a complex decision, amirite?
januarylover
Right? Seems like the owl's giving you very clear instructions. DRIVE DAMN IT
DarkZalgo
I mean it depends, is the owl from Narnia? Or from Fillory?
Grimmrog
Doesn't matter its a fucking talking owl and whatever makes it having that urgent decision to run is now focussed on MY CAR.
DarkZalgo
It makes a huge difference though. A Narnia owl? Sure I'll take it wherever it needs. A Fillorian owl? I'm fucking abandoning my car and getting the fuck away from it as fast as I can.
Grimmrog
does it? It is a speaking owl, and if it is too afraid to be outside and decides the car is faster because it cannot outfly whatever there is: WHY TF should I leave my car and run? I cannot run faster than an owl can fly. And if time is so short that it does not even explain why I shall drive, I better hit that gas pedal as fast as I can.
SheepySleepySmuggler
Exactly, do you expect the owl to have to repeat itself?
KaptainObveeus
Careful guys one of these commenters is an owl pretending to be a person.
Denvercoder09
Who?
BananaForScaIe
Who do?
nation543
You do
Hiynastrike
DUOLINGO HAS COME FOR ME.
SaintSleepyWeasel
Oh God no!
KnifeKnut
Documentary of that happening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtd92pfy0YY WARNING, possible NSFL
FishieStardust
Yesssss
devasto
"The fuck do you think I can get in this car that you can't get to with wings?!"
BishlamekGurpgork
Safety from high winds?
CallMeMcGyver
I dunno, I made a '72 Pontiac fly once, I'm sure I can get much more air in a Toyota.
qtRaven
The Thing chasing the owl can FLY!
amglasgow
Owls are very slow and weak fliers, partly because of the way their wing feathers are designed to reduce sound by being fluffy at the edges.
(Owls were a ridiculous choice to deliver mail in Harry Potter.)
Jimthebutler
Who's to say( pardon the pun) that in Harry potter they wouldn't be able to teleport or "apparate " not saying it isn't a goofy choice, but there could be ways that it would make sense.
BishlamekGurpgork
I mean, if you can teach an owl to do magic, you probably use magic for that. At that point just teach an albatross or something.
Jimthebutler
Owls are one of the slowest flying birds in nature.
SwagicalYololord
That is something I’ve never actually considered
Jimthebutler
I was tempted to just respond "the speed limit" but I figured that would not be detailed enough to impart what I meant.
astrangehop
Not just for predation — owls leave their nests silently. Put all their points in stealth.
Jimthebutler
Deadly forest boyos.