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Jul 25, 2023 5:12 PM
DarthGoodguy
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CrapsMcgee
This is the way.
DelicateLikeABomb
ximzadix
fine! you can keep the hand, I didnt want it anyway!
spunnottossed
I enjoy the, WHO TOLD HER THE CHEAT CODE moment
LSAH
Man Bites Dog. Great French film.
DavidHoag
If only "eye for an eye" punishment weren't so flawed. In some cases, I think it would be just. Others, yes, it would be a catastrophe.
VodkaReindeer
Bloodnuttheflatulent
Lesbian sex is weird
intercitydude
Dominance established
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DoomSquirter
I did this with my cat too late and all she'd do is capitulate, regroup and come back harder than before with anger
ScorpionSage
@LesbianRedwings this is me and kitty
LesbianRedwings
Lol yup
shyriath
Randomstarfighter
DarkJaeger
Cat didn't expect that
WombBruiser69
I didn’t expect that
Putitinyomama
87cubed
"I HAVE YOoou oh oh my ok, all good ok ... crap"
windsmokefograinunite
She’s been out puss-ed!
Marokh
Correct way to teach your cat. That's what mother cats do as well if they need their kitten to stop / transport them.
4vie
"OK, Laura. You make a compelling argument here." - Cat
SeeJenJen
“You can just have your wrist right back. There you go.”
nothingtolurkhere
Cat:
SJSHARPei
Human bites are fucking serious. Animals have (ehem, smart animals) have learned this. Plus there’s the explosives and fire and all that bad ape shit. But a bite is personal. I’ve carried young puppies and kittens and even hamsters (ok ok I was young give me a break) way back in the way back, only to be regarded as some kind of primate dirty. Wait... Where was I going with this? Oh yeah. Humans - please don’t bite me.
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DaisyfromDownunder
Nobody off pornhub would expect that.
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sardonislamir
This is called scruffing; I do this with my free hand to punish my cat. She understands it as "mom is mad" even though I'm dad. Instinct is to give up; it teaches consequence without hurting the cat.
VodkaReindeer
You hurt its feelings!
TheSlurmFactory
How the turntables...
kavedoggo
Oh how the turns have tables.
firlefranz
Yes, the turntabes…
Attritshun
GuyWithDog
I'd never get the hair out of my mouth. Not in this lifetime
sesamesnapsinhalf
They make this gel you eat. You’ll cough up a hairball in no time.
omgwtfbbq
Get a water flosser. SUCH a good buy.
IAmASentientWaffle
Any dentist can tell you that water flossers are not a suitable replacement for traditional flossing. They're mostly useful for people with braces or certain motor issues that make normal flossing difficult.
omgwtfbbq
Tell me exactly where I endorsed using a water flosser INSTEAD of flossing instead of IN ADDITION TO it. That's right; nowhere.
jesusisherelookbusy
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darthbiscuit
Title this “Nerdy girl gets mouth full of pussy” and you’ll get more views.
wurstkaesescenario
As your wish /gallery/GesNAG2
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darthbiscuit
🙏 gracias
potatoqueen
I did this shit with my cat when she was a kitten- not the "I'M DOMINANT SO IMMA BITE YOU" thing, but more along the lines of "Oh you bite me? Imma hold you gently but firmly until you let me go". The wee cuddly demon has never drawn blood from me since
Feralkyn
Mine was fine and gentle for a long time after we took her in (she was 100% a feral) but eventually started getting very pushy and dominant. She started to draw blood, sometimes deeply, when she felt irritated; the last straw was when she tore a deep bite wound right beside my eye. Tone of voice and scruffing hadn't helped, and I didn't want to use a spray bottle and make her MORE afraid of water and shit, so the next time she bit me I erupted into (fake) rage chasing her around the apartment
Feralkyn
and shouting at her, 'swatting' at her the way a cat would etc. until she was fucking terrified. I FELT AWFUL but it totally worked, it was cat language for "don't you fuckin' do that, asshole!" and she went back to being really affectionate, never drew blood again. I mean I'll never advocate for straight-up physical violence but sometimes you really do have to "explain" in "their" language. I have a good bond with her in terms of boundaries, trust and communication now.
wherethehorriblethingsare
Just don't read her diary.
DarthGoodguy
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