Jun 30, 2020 9:52 AM
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jmartin27
Shere Khan ain't having that
RV49
Leopards are dicks
HolyCowDoNotEat
That dude declawed those animals so he could play with them. I’ve never seen a worse reason to mutilate something.
Walmartstallwithnolock
crisb
BalaclavaBob
Yesterday he didn't get eaten . Today he didn't get eaten . He may not get eaten tomorrow or the next day but sooner or later...
100PercentCertifiedHuman
"Today we were unlucky, but remember we only have to be lucky once. You will have to be lucky always."
CanadianMadCow
He'll get the Timothy Tredwell special.
Heavenissize17socks
There are some lives that are just worth living.
deathcab4QT
Isn't that true for all of us?
Miyamotofan
I do the eating.
upfr0mhere
Depends on your Funeral Home
Kevo1991
The real tiger king!
shackdroid0
Fucking Russians
tobiassolem
Oh, this is the guy that crippled those cats just to become Internet-famous.
herejusttopointouterrors
for the newbies...this is not a good guy. it stopped on this site for a long time, now it's back. not okay. he's on the bad guy list
kaelykat
Fuck this guy. He had those big cats de-clawed. He should have all his fingers cut off at the first joint
helagos
The leopard's claw gets stuck in his shorts before he swats it on the paw.
imminentloudness
Yes!
PrincessPuffyPants
Thank you, I just came here to say fuck this guy too!
dekket
Isn't this the dude that de-clawed those big cats so he could cuddle them for Instagram likes?
valen00
"de-clawed" is far too nice a term. Cut the ends off their paws is better.
noctynight
That leapord still looks like it has its claws, at least. Don't know about the others though.
Bystandr
Well the Leopard had claws - you can see them hanging onto his shorts.
tellmesomethingfunny
Gross. Just gross
stillnotawake
Can we get this comment pushed to the top?
Grimmy32
Only if I can get a source to prove it...
Eseptember
Cant be. Leopards claws hooked his shorts before he gave him a smack
sheebalasvegas
:( that's brutal
MyNotSoCoolAndRatherAwkwardPersona
It does look like the leopard's paw gets stuck on his pants tho? Is that Just me?
Maestr055
I thought the same thing, yeah
ckmomma
Yeah, it definitely still has claws
As if she/he still had nails.
52pickup
Yeah I thought the same thing
bartender19
Shit I adopted mine declawed. He doesn't walk properly. Its horrible to watch . Like he has pain still
Fluffyleopard
Yep
ThingsLeonidas
Excuse the f WHAT????!!!?!?!!?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
LicensedToChill007
Bastard! Hope those teeth are good and sharp. If anyone deserves to be turned into shit, its this guy....
trilleebean
He gonna be like Carol Baskin’s 1st husband real soon.
Yeah this guy's askin for a Baskin, that's for sure!
StuckInBetweeen
You believed this because one guy said "yep"? I mean I'm not saying he didn't do it, but damn dude.
Its on the internet! Why WOULDN'T I believe it!?
LouisArmstrongsLeftFoot
Yeah. I hate it but I'm also worried about tigers dying out. We should work on getting habitats back but keep as pets for now. Idk
ResilientPenguin
Source?
Haven't heard a peep about it for years. There were articles but it died down sadly. Just Google the sanctuary name
Which is...?
Bigcurly2000
I'm assuming that's just as damaging to tigers, leopards etc, as it is to domestic cats
Sloppydrunkcatlady
I'd imagine worse since they're bigger and rely so much more on their claws than domestic kitties
Yep. Like chopping off the tips of all of your fingers at the last knuckle.
Yes
chetnixandflill
Looks like a claw caught on the pants..
TychoTychoAlba
No, large cats actually like having their finger tips removed /s
GoToTheZoo
Can be. Some vets know how to do it without severing the bone and just removing the claw base. It's rare but can be done.
titaniumsnail
It's still a pointless and cruel procedure and can leave cats depressed as they can't do their natural calming behaviour of scratching.
BLITEBOX
Depressed cats roflmao
Yeah I've heard that but never seen it. Most will mimic the scratching behavior just can't actually scratch. Pointless is arguable-
-as some cats need the procedure done if they have abnormal nail growth. It needs to be handled case by case but can be done properly.
MidoryMoon
I feel like that tiger just saved him from a big hurt
Triumphtt600
Yeah he definitely intervened in some serious shenanigans!
TarrkertheNewt
In a way, yes. With kitties that big surprise glomps can mean a hurt back, among other things. Even if you don't get clawed or anything.
HighSorcerer
Yeah big cats play rough, and they don't realize that we're a lot more fragile than they are.
yourfriendlyneighbourhoodtotoro
Nah that guy has a pretty great relationship with the cats In his sanctuary. There’s a funny video of one of the Jaguars ‘stalking’ him
dustonashelf
Hahaha... have you heard the story of the snake crossing the river?
MAN9000
Yeah, but it only takes one bad day.
*de-clawed cats
darkclaw89
Guess that means he doesn't have to worry about anything.. Oh wait..
SmoogleGot
I like this comment ? them teeth will kill you before the claws will
IDontKnowTHIRDBASE
To be fair... you don’t have to worry about that cat’s teeth. It’s dead
Yea, you say that now.. but you just wait for the Lich King to return and raise the dead... Then we'll see who's laughing
Aside from the big cats he declawed.
fpsnoob
Wild cats are still wild cats no matter how good your relationship with them is.
Ninjainslippers
Exactly. You can tame a wild animal but they're not domesticated. They're unpredictable.
TheRimOfTheSky
Ughhh I'm so SICK of the "THEY'RE UNPREDICTABLE" argument. Are you unpredictable? Are you going to act out for no goddamn reason? 1
Is a human going to suddenly scream and start beating someone? No, because we understand each other and communicate. If you're not 2
No, because I am a human. These are wild animals. Ask Sigfried or the Grizzly guy if wild animals are predictable.
verukt89
So are fuckin house cats. Little basterds go BSC at the drop of a hat
uoeno
Bachelor of Science?
House cars have a much lower ability of murdering you than wild cats.
Bat. Shit. Crazy.
SarahTheCuteVixen
Brainscratchcommentaries?
likeumreal
No, BUTTscratchcommentaries. Duh.
PrPlump
Cue "Grizzly Man".
This. Fuucking thiiis.
RackhamTheRed
Is that the worse version of goatse man?
LordSithis
No. Man went camping looking for a grizzly he had interactions with, he and his gf got ate. There's audio of the attack out there.
jmartin27
Shere Khan ain't having that
RV49
Leopards are dicks
HolyCowDoNotEat
That dude declawed those animals so he could play with them. I’ve never seen a worse reason to mutilate something.
Walmartstallwithnolock
crisb
BalaclavaBob
Yesterday he didn't get eaten . Today he didn't get eaten . He may not get eaten tomorrow or the next day but sooner or later...
100PercentCertifiedHuman
"Today we were unlucky, but remember we only have to be lucky once. You will have to be lucky always."
CanadianMadCow
He'll get the Timothy Tredwell special.
Heavenissize17socks
There are some lives that are just worth living.
deathcab4QT
Isn't that true for all of us?
Miyamotofan
I do the eating.
upfr0mhere
Depends on your Funeral Home
Kevo1991
The real tiger king!
shackdroid0
Fucking Russians
tobiassolem
Oh, this is the guy that crippled those cats just to become Internet-famous.
herejusttopointouterrors
for the newbies...this is not a good guy. it stopped on this site for a long time, now it's back. not okay. he's on the bad guy list
kaelykat
Fuck this guy. He had those big cats de-clawed. He should have all his fingers cut off at the first joint
helagos
The leopard's claw gets stuck in his shorts before he swats it on the paw.
imminentloudness
Yes!
PrincessPuffyPants
Thank you, I just came here to say fuck this guy too!
dekket
Isn't this the dude that de-clawed those big cats so he could cuddle them for Instagram likes?
valen00
"de-clawed" is far too nice a term. Cut the ends off their paws is better.
noctynight
That leapord still looks like it has its claws, at least. Don't know about the others though.
Bystandr
Well the Leopard had claws - you can see them hanging onto his shorts.
tellmesomethingfunny
Gross. Just gross
stillnotawake
Can we get this comment pushed to the top?
Grimmy32
Only if I can get a source to prove it...
Eseptember
Cant be. Leopards claws hooked his shorts before he gave him a smack
sheebalasvegas
:( that's brutal
MyNotSoCoolAndRatherAwkwardPersona
It does look like the leopard's paw gets stuck on his pants tho? Is that Just me?
Maestr055
I thought the same thing, yeah
ckmomma
Yeah, it definitely still has claws
MyNotSoCoolAndRatherAwkwardPersona
As if she/he still had nails.
52pickup
Yeah I thought the same thing
bartender19
Shit I adopted mine declawed. He doesn't walk properly. Its horrible to watch . Like he has pain still
Fluffyleopard
Yep
ThingsLeonidas
Excuse the f WHAT????!!!?!?!!?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
LicensedToChill007
Bastard! Hope those teeth are good and sharp. If anyone deserves to be turned into shit, its this guy....
trilleebean
He gonna be like Carol Baskin’s 1st husband real soon.
LicensedToChill007
Yeah this guy's askin for a Baskin, that's for sure!
StuckInBetweeen
You believed this because one guy said "yep"? I mean I'm not saying he didn't do it, but damn dude.
LicensedToChill007
Its on the internet! Why WOULDN'T I believe it!?
LouisArmstrongsLeftFoot
Yeah. I hate it but I'm also worried about tigers dying out. We should work on getting habitats back but keep as pets for now. Idk
ResilientPenguin
Source?
dekket
Haven't heard a peep about it for years. There were articles but it died down sadly. Just Google the sanctuary name
Grimmy32
Which is...?
Bigcurly2000
I'm assuming that's just as damaging to tigers, leopards etc, as it is to domestic cats
Sloppydrunkcatlady
I'd imagine worse since they're bigger and rely so much more on their claws than domestic kitties
100PercentCertifiedHuman
Yep. Like chopping off the tips of all of your fingers at the last knuckle.
dekket
Yes
chetnixandflill
Looks like a claw caught on the pants..
TychoTychoAlba
No, large cats actually like having their finger tips removed /s
GoToTheZoo
Can be. Some vets know how to do it without severing the bone and just removing the claw base. It's rare but can be done.
titaniumsnail
It's still a pointless and cruel procedure and can leave cats depressed as they can't do their natural calming behaviour of scratching.
BLITEBOX
Depressed cats roflmao
GoToTheZoo
Yeah I've heard that but never seen it. Most will mimic the scratching behavior just can't actually scratch. Pointless is arguable-
GoToTheZoo
-as some cats need the procedure done if they have abnormal nail growth. It needs to be handled case by case but can be done properly.
MidoryMoon
I feel like that tiger just saved him from a big hurt
Triumphtt600
Yeah he definitely intervened in some serious shenanigans!
TarrkertheNewt
In a way, yes. With kitties that big surprise glomps can mean a hurt back, among other things. Even if you don't get clawed or anything.
HighSorcerer
Yeah big cats play rough, and they don't realize that we're a lot more fragile than they are.
yourfriendlyneighbourhoodtotoro
Nah that guy has a pretty great relationship with the cats In his sanctuary. There’s a funny video of one of the Jaguars ‘stalking’ him
dustonashelf
Hahaha... have you heard the story of the snake crossing the river?
MAN9000
Yeah, but it only takes one bad day.
dekket
*de-clawed cats
darkclaw89
Guess that means he doesn't have to worry about anything.. Oh wait..
SmoogleGot
I like this comment ? them teeth will kill you before the claws will
IDontKnowTHIRDBASE
To be fair... you don’t have to worry about that cat’s teeth. It’s dead
darkclaw89
Yea, you say that now.. but you just wait for the Lich King to return and raise the dead... Then we'll see who's laughing
Sloppydrunkcatlady
Aside from the big cats he declawed.
fpsnoob
Wild cats are still wild cats no matter how good your relationship with them is.
Ninjainslippers
Exactly. You can tame a wild animal but they're not domesticated. They're unpredictable.
TheRimOfTheSky
Ughhh I'm so SICK of the "THEY'RE UNPREDICTABLE" argument. Are you unpredictable? Are you going to act out for no goddamn reason? 1
TheRimOfTheSky
Is a human going to suddenly scream and start beating someone? No, because we understand each other and communicate. If you're not 2
Ninjainslippers
No, because I am a human. These are wild animals. Ask Sigfried or the Grizzly guy if wild animals are predictable.
verukt89
So are fuckin house cats. Little basterds go BSC at the drop of a hat
uoeno
Bachelor of Science?
fpsnoob
House cars have a much lower ability of murdering you than wild cats.
verukt89
Bat. Shit. Crazy.
SarahTheCuteVixen
Brainscratchcommentaries?
likeumreal
No, BUTTscratchcommentaries. Duh.
PrPlump
Cue "Grizzly Man".
darkclaw89
This. Fuucking thiiis.
RackhamTheRed
Is that the worse version of goatse man?
LordSithis
No. Man went camping looking for a grizzly he had interactions with, he and his gf got ate. There's audio of the attack out there.