Raspberrywaffles
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Aug 30, 2017 2:56 AM
Raspberrywaffles
96075
1522
39
TroelsyTwo
If I lived there I'd definitely get some waders and a little boat of sorts.
MrHaynies
Man. I thought I'd do anything for a beautiful women. This guy is on another level.
buddyfriendguy
Dudes just thinking "pizza guy, camera? I'm getting laid"
Rokout
Is...is that...Andrew Garfield?!
Joshualuismart
Where's the wings
xiphiasgladius
That dude deserves a porno-worthy tip.
Trogglehumper
Shorts and wellies
TomJetski
This could be me.
Whulfz0r
Looks like he wants to jet her ski.
TophatSociety
trying to fill out a focused recognition card but i cant decide whether to cite this act under unity wins or operating "above the line"...
rogerklots
Brazzers Houston edition
PieWrecker
"Really... you're gonna tip the picture taker friend."
justabitofpoo
water boots. thank goodness.
JEMbalaya
I'd swim through the flood to give that girl pizza, and I can't even swim
Fudui2
I love America...
MicahtheMartian
I can't decide if I'm more attracted to the pizza or that girl, it's close... But I mean there are 5 pizzas and one her.
bfeltbagoose
Lol no one is gonna stop Marcos pizza.
wearywanderer
How good are their pizzas?
bfeltbagoose
Really good. It's my favorite delivery pizza
trippingonmytripodtakingthetriptotunatown
she's gonna need more cash. jets is beyond expensive
AmyFace05
Legit thought this was the girl from Jurassic Park for a second...
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
She should give the money to the pizza guy though, not the guy taking the photo
ilovecosmetics
Pizza guy is taking the photo!!! Friend holding the pizza!!!
fireretardantcandle
Maybe she is handing the person taking the picture the money so she can use both hands to carry the pizza
davebeastly
Maybe the photographer gave her the money for the pizza.
LEONIDRAS
well, she is blonde..
HelplessRomantic
fixed it ... http://imgur.com/4uxj1Hl
Daeyelle
Maybe she realised someone was taking a photo and was mid 'please don't take a photo' with outstretched hand?
Gayforbae
MAybe she asked the pizza delivery jetskier to take the photo
zma123456
I think the guy is just in awe of the girl.
Jamerperson
Dr Krieger: " ME too!" .gif
GunslingerGonzo
Can you blame him?
nice2pleaseyou
I'm just in awe of he guy.
ohmegatron
Or that she's giving his money to the camera guy.
jsktrogdor
Texas is full of girls like that. And they're all sluts. I mean that as a term of genuine endearment.
Mephian
Well I'll be heading over there then ;)
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Fuck, that's why everyone wants to move to Texas.
NATA5
Look out Texas, here I come.
DownvotesAreFun
For real?
ChrisMendez123
They're not sluts but yes I've noticed that Texas has a high population of very attractive people compared to some other states I've been in
ToastDNA
top him big time
ImProbablyJoking
Top? Top him off?
ActualCannibalShia
Only if he's into that
narwhaffle
sigh *unzip*
Gayforbae
Alright. Let me at em.
ToastDNA
*tip
AlwaysInGray
Funnier as it was my friend.
MaverickJuggernaught
tock*
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Just the tip?
thdudedude
How was i supposed to know you were lactose intolerant?
DonteHaversham
And only for a minute! Thanks for watching, keep your Dick in the vice.
DonteHaversham
Why would anyone downvote AvE?