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January 1992
Was reading New Year's resolutions of celebrities...
I couldn't believe my eyes, and had to read it over a couple times. However, if you look at the 2nd paragraph of the first picture, these are written to be satirically hypothetical.
MrIsht
Grade A wank stain.
jmoney3stax
I love Playboy covers cause they all have a bunny hidden somewhere on the cover.
Sebastopol140
#3 OMFG
JamesAxlerWasRight
Joe Bob Briggs? HELL YEA BUDDY! THE DRIVE-IN NEVER DIES!
spazztastic
Holy shit I remember all of that, but you couldn't have asked to remember before this. For some reason I read that one.
RazalasTwen
So, you actually read it for the articles?
ScorpionSage
100% believable even if it’s satire. The world is a farce, it seems.
AskaAsh
Those wigs are terrible
ReverseSyzygy
[translates] : 30 years ago, satirists knew Trump was a piece of shit
Buffoonery
I still have this copy. And yeah, everyone's known that Trump's been a shit-nugget for a very long time. That is except for the millions who voted for him.
skinnyarbuckle
Craig Vetter was a remarkable writer. His many Playboy contributions are worthy of another read.
SteveMND
People have had Trump's personality pegged for 40 years or more by now. "Saint Donald" indeed.
huindekmi
How accurate were Arthur C Clarke’s predictions of the future?
distraingotnobrakes
Some were absolutely incredible: https://rossdawson.com/futurist/best-futurists-ever/arthur-c-clarke/
Macetheace50
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Bikini_Team You had me at the Swedish Bikini Team. Uma Thorensen — Avalon Anders
Karin Kristensen — Suzanna Keller
Hilgar Oblief — Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst
Eva Jacobsen — Jane Frances
Ulla Swensen — Peggy Trentini
snikpmupgnihsamseht
You found a Playboy and THESE are the pictures you choose to post? You bring shame to your family.
alcamar
I remember that one, the specific issue, not the article. I had more important things to look at than someone i didn't even know, gloating about himself.
ReverseSyzygy
(it was satire.)
grandestgrandeur
Those girls have more believable hair than Trump ever did lol
grandestgrandeur
In that they’re wearing wigs ya’all.
mondeca
Does any other country have a team? Sweden must be the world champs.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
IIRC, it was a marketing campaign for Old Milwaukee beer. They were also on Married With Children.
theInfinitelyProlonged
To be more humble.... Make Mother Theresa look like a slacker. ...
PedroBenecol
Well, Mother T was a horrible human being, so Trump topping that is just Trump being Trump.
theInfinitelyProlonged
Yes she was... But I'm talking about him bragging about being humble.
FlavorIntensifies
December 1996. Jenny McCarthy. Core Memory.
SwiftyGuy
And then she became antivaxxer patient zero. Core memory deleted.
FlavorIntensifies
:(
reliablydefiant
Clearly he didn't write it, it's funny
godofhorizons
Idk that sounds a lot like his speech patterns
DropDrop
Yeah they all seem the be satirical Michael Jordan's is also almost definitely not written by Jorden.
HocusPocusJocus
Just another fake boob.
Ghlargh
He's a false person, he's absolutely a real tit.
lurkilydurkiler
Just call him Double D.
Promethianfire
Sublime.
PerpetuityPhoto
AisforApple
ReturnOfActionCheese
I was told there was going to be a bikini team
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
I stumbled upon some incest-themed erotic fiction a while back on Literotica that involved the Swedish Bikini Team (or rather a tribute act). That was a weird rabbit hole.
VikingsAreNinjaPirates
The rabbit hole usually costs extra.
BruceLorneCampbell
I'm ashamed to say this was exactly my story too. I even skimmed the comments just to see if someone would reference the sisters girls night out story.
Maulbert
Not one ounce of humility.
Bonchoman
All about how he longs to be loved, accepted and praised. Oh how the World had been that much more bearable, had only Donald's father loved him when he was a child.
pareidoliaperson
ThatIsTheJoke.jpeg
OhIfIMust
It's satire, though, not an actual quote.
loma45
Which means he was pretty much the same dude 30 years ago if that's what the satire looks like - at least in terms of stratospheric ego.
RealPenguin
He was. I'm Swedish I've known since the early 90's that he was exactly the same as he is now. Might be because I read Bloom County, though...
aShogunNamedMarcus
Probably a good time to share the PSA that archive.org has a wealth of digitized print pornography from decades
Djkb6718
PerpetuityPhoto
A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this...
NATA5
DraxxHimUp
Sinéad O'Connor's....
IFavouriteEveryPostISee
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VastMajorityRule
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beesarejerks
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NATA5
I found someone on Reddit uploaded every issue on a google drive. I just googled playboy archive and found the link in a Reddit thread.
TacticalWeaponsAssaultTeam
I'm going to visit but only for the articles...
Tassyr
Huh. Dot, for purely academic reasons, of course.
Minneapple23
Thanks. I never thought to look for archived issues of Playboy there. That site rocks. Last year I downloaded some of the classic Christmas cartoon from it. And a difficult to find movie that would have cost me over $30 used on the eBay.
Tassyr
I snagged *every* Loony Toons cartoon off them. Aaaaaaaaand a lot of them were WAY more racist than I imagined.
SenorPicklesBuenChico
Dootie doot doot
SerialNapper
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toeindigdeep
How did you find it? I only keep getting indexes
DidItForScience
Try this, search metadata for subject:"plb1992"
aShogunNamedMarcus
Searching "full text" rather than metadata often yields better results (I searched Swedish Bikini Team.... like you do)
NateintheNorth
Doot
pip1
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MacklinBurtMacklinFBI
.toD
arajad
That looks more like Janis Joplin than Julia Roberts.
DidItForScience
Caricature.
TheSmallTennisRaquetUsedToStunFlies
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ReturnOfActionCheese
I remember when the internet was exciting to just use
KilroyLichking
And hear https://youtu.be/D1UY7eDRXrs?si=zpBSdYz82KIUhYUS
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
There's a standup bit about how Japanese is an exciting language because you're never sure where the sentence is going until the verb hits you at the end, and that's what loading a dialup page felt like.
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
Man..that's a refreshing change of pace.
iambadatspallin
That's a dot
Merky600
I have Playboy pdfs from the start into the 90s. Amazing to see society/ ads change over time. So many cigarette and cologne ads. Quick take on “masculinity” ideals.
Merky600
And tits.
Shaows
Screw Trump, turn to the pages with the Swedish Bikini Team.
gtollie
Hey @OP .. why does it look like some of those pages are stuck together??
BullittGT
Yes, please send me a DM of that image! Please?
ReconditeEidolon
He's so crooked he breaks his own resolution before he can finish making it. "...I hereby resolve to be more humble." Then proceeds to brag about how great he is.
Aforaseem
BlitzerRhames
Hmmm a google search?
doesntmatter
They support Ukraine
AllMaktAtTengilVarBefriare
We support anyone kicking Russian ass, we hated them before it was cool.
Sheldonian
DarkSock
How come their tooterbug's foliage wasn't also platinum blonde…? Y'all, I'm starting to think something is amiss here
SheepySleepySmuggler
Maybe the decorator didn't order sufficient matching carpet and drapes and they just had to improvise?
Overextendeddullard
Tooterbug's Foliage would be a great name for a band
DarkSock
PullShporttel
Unfortunately those pages are stuck together.
HandoB4Javert
Fondue'll do that
myproudburner
vericon151
Stuck together for.. reasons.
I0VE525P00GE
Surely there’s something we can do! Some kind of modern solvent/photoshopping combo.
HandoB4Javert
Rockafella83
OhIfIMust
I wanna read about Robin Williams!!
zeacorzeppelin10
ProfessorMatt
I wanna see the Swedish Bikini Team!
dogmatix
Interviews with Robin Williams, and Arthur C Clarke in one edition? Hell yeah I wanna read that.
chrstphrsh
I see you're one of those connoisseurs who reads Playboy for the articles.