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Apr 30, 2017 5:22 PM
ineemineefuneejustbehappy
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sparemetheBS
Like a Sir.
MT26sol
Over you cheat on yourself!
WillemHellfire
This makes me sad.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Ditto.
KirkLinklater
I tell people that I'm celibate that way it looks like my lack of sex is my choice.
Inuut
So loyal to virginity
ChockNurris
I'm so loyal I touch my Johnson with only one hand.
samsonguy920
Yeah, about that. HR called. Gary would really like you to respect his personal space in the restrooms.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Well, look at it this way: once you get it she will not be able to blame you for retroactive cheating
NationalAeronauticsAndSpaceAdministration
Me and you both- me and you loyal forever.
FrancoUnAmerican
I can't even cheat in a fucking dream ffs!!!
mrtaliz
OP
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TheDeanofLean
Loyal to Jesus I see
ZaeMillion
He deserves loyalty too, he's been my lawn mower for years.
jon157842
Zawayix
I feel relevant....
SmileDHJ
same
soejmud
I think I've seen this several times, but I can somewhat relate, so .... eh, have an upvote.
sabisu
Welcome to the club
TreeSlippity
You are a prize amongst men or women, which ever you may be.
Yeahsamesame
Incorrect usage of meme.
displayimage
Not sure thats how it works
laplance93
I'm sorry. I think I skipped the day that the ultimate secret to having coitus with a woman was taught.
GandalfsWife
justsignedupforthishit
We--and the other loser commenters--should form a club. Suggestions for a name?
WhatUpIGotABigHawk
The tug club.
gussfm
The puzzle!
thelastlefty
You have loyalty in your DNA!
RandomElectricalOutletPictures
Probably has royalty too.
cikson
http://rsmg.pbsrc.com/albums/v223/smithers/ES/captain_obvious.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
I'm gonna dedicate my next sexy time to you OP and give her a good pump in your honor.
Misora
2 pumps would probably be accurate for OP.
DethShartBSideU
Pamela Handerson says hi.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Who needs women when you have a right and an infinite supply of porn online?
Marikhen
The left-handed?
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
They aren't allowed to masturbate, that is a rule.
iReportStuffYouJackOffTo
XeArg
acuteavocado7
this looks like the same artist of the "i guess" comic
trif4o99
It is
bruhmometn2a
SamTheBook
K.C. Green, iirc
MOTHERFUCKINGKHORNE
Correct
kuroda121
I read that I. Jon tron's voice
GenjiShimadaOfTheShimadaClan
"Jontron is a fucking low-life peice of trash" - videogamedunkey
Gamegeek24
I hear Kled.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
'Ofcourse we're still gonna kill em'
Shep12
I hear dunkey
DaDman31
You should try it sometime, it's pretty awesome
CycloneSP
yes, but rape is looked down upon in most all cultures. Tends to carry some nasty consequences too.
DaDman31
Whoa I think that escalated a little too quickly...how did this turn into rape?
Marikhen
The moment Rohypnol was introduced to someone's drink.
MysteriousLeigh
In general if someone ain't getting sex, it's not through lack of trying. They're evidently not attractive enough somehow.
DaDman31
I think you've been around long enough and seen enough people to know there is someone for everyone.
Marikhen
That may be true, but it doesn't necessitate that you're the one for the one(s) for you.
CycloneSP
or lack proper social skills to acquire female friends
MysteriousLeigh
That would be covered under 'somehow'. Trust me, got social anxiety, I know that shit's not attractive.
ihavetwosnakes
Does that mean you're gay?
ThatOneIndustrialElectrician
As I tell people. I'm not getting guys either. So if I was gay still just as much of a failure in that department.
SomeCrazyNerd
Surely if you were gay you'd be trying much harder on the "get a guy" department than if you're straight.
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mormacil
Now that's commitment to a promise.
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SomeCrazyNerd
No-one can make you gay.
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DisGonBeGud
No gay people probably fucks more than straight people
nilmm
It depends, Does he/she have a dog?
TheHawkRules
LordSupergreat
Clearly you don't understand how to be a logic thinker.
TheBeardedDragon
I remember that joke from years ago!
nilmm
That joke is old as re:re:fw: email subject.
Kubjorn
If so I'd be willing to fix the "loyalty" problem ;D
NotSoSaltyBoy
Op is always a fag
samsonguy920
After all this time?
hdbrv3000
hdbrv3000
hdbrv3000
BigHop
BigHop
PlantyThePlant
NotSoSaltyBoy
I know I am
DigitalLightning
Or married
Kangadilla
Germhole
Your wife must be proud
Kkenn
Your mum must be proud
thesapling
oh wait
Terrapin2190
+1 for... Idk why. I was compelled and it felt necessary. Lol
ApprehensiveBattle
BlueKarat
Plot twist: he sleeps with other men
Onekindofpisslord
20$ is 20$
Mpisinchanga
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Snickt
Waifu*
KiwiForScale
He's waiting till marriage.
Memebandit0
Clever girl
SomeCrazyNerd
You mean his hand?
teamSafeway
This
Unpurchased
Are we doing the Tumblr thing now?
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
That
mac821
The other thing.
virhe
There
snivy642
What?
Stegotops137
Kyen155
Now, now.
happinessconsultant
1, 2, 3 ,4 5 a little bit of Monica in my life
AnonymousRocket
He doesn't have a wife
TheFieryRuski
But she is proud
SexualConsent
MyFetishIsLyingOnTheInternet
Fiancé?
HocusPokesUs
Username checks out.
DougMiasDad
Works 4 me +20
TogepiOmelette
I love that there's like 3 tiers of jokes going on
jessnl
Didn't get why that comment had so many likes until I saw yours
smallskillerofhambino
AbandonnedPlaces
smallskillerofhambino
Back at buddy!
DerpyDuck1
Read their username
smallskillerofhambino
I did. I was making a joke about them not getting the joke.