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And it'll probably never happen again.
Dec 7, 2019 3:19 AM
GhostWith100Butts
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And it'll probably never happen again.
wibblywobblytimeywimey
That’s actually happening for me right now, and I’m terrified that reading this has cursed me to only have one workable nostril for days.
notkvothethebloodless
Beware tho, you'll over oxygeneratify your brain and begin prevolving into a primordial state of retro-rexoloisis
BarretXIII
TMW you've been stuffy all day, then you suddenly feel a rush of air flowing through a once clogged nostril
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Rodltwo
spidermenz
For three whole minutes?? You lucky dog!
andachairaswell
Im just now getting over a cold. Read this, took a deep breath thru both nostrils and thanked God for this gift.
goedorsa
Incredible! Upon readings this, I realized, perhaps for the first time in my life, that both my nostrils were functioning properly
jyith
I have asthma, and that has happened to me exactly once in my life. I'm ecstatic when I can breathe even through one nostril.
junebugg84
You used to do cocaine too!?
Ch3mis7
LIES!
WhenInDoubtWhipThemOut
I can hope to be this lucky tonight, in bed.
ruferto
you want both holes to have similar flow tonight?
nigglemaster
Alright, I came back to upvote.
TCooley79
Man I feel this post right in my sinuses
Pawntofantasy
10 push ups clears my nose, sometimes briefly sometimes all night. 10 is all I can do, so do more if you’re not weak like me
Dave830108
Don't brag, it's unbecoming.
3Davideo
Just in time to catch that guy in your sprinklers.
norbanddag
I struggled with this for 31 years. Had surgery 2 months ago to allow me to breathe through my nose all the time. Best thing I've ever done.
miles4pints
I had it done at 29 and couldn’t believe the difference.
HotsauceIsLethal
Wait I thought it was just me.
kwyjiboner
Did you see Batman?
StarscreamAndHutch
He’s a little later in the morning.
cecooo
That's not possible! Only witches haves such powers!
enyoincarnate
Same. I just blew my nose and reminisced about the brief moment this morning that I thought that my cold was finally gone.
ijerkofftothingsyoureport
Yeah I do a bunch of blow too same problem
Iamabananaaa
Talk to me when you can breath from both nostrils and your butt at the same time
AntiPiety
Um people cant do this most of the time??
ChampionChains
When will it be my turn!?
antagonisticcontrarian
Fuck you and your nostrlis.......im so envious!!!!?
Outnumberedbydogs
My boyfriend has anosmia & a deviated septum, the 1st time he uses Afrin he was amazed at the ability to breath out both nostrils.
VodkaReindeer
I hope he isn't using it all the time.
Outnumberedbydogs
He’s not. He actually said “I can see how people get addicted to this feeling. It’s amazing!”
Himser
Why not?
VodkaReindeer
Nose gets used to it, so it doesn't help and you become dependent on it. If you use it long enough, it can damage your nose. I don't know 1/
VodkaReindeer
2/2 what happens if you only use it at night.
Ekibwurm
what is your secret, oh Master?
MooyahCop
Flonase. No joking.
PhilipRobertss
I struggled with this for years THEN, put a humidifier in the bedroom.2 weeks so far of BOTH nostrils wide open! Still going strong.Finally!
FritztheChef
Cocaine
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
Not as effective, but wasabi does a damn good job too.
nickdoesntsharefood
imp00ping
clicked on it to make the exact same reply you madman
Jopler420
wait, other people have this issue? I'm not just a weirdo?
lookitupyourself
Could become a mouth breather
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Common civilization disease caused by dry indoor air, especially in the winter. Often leads to sinus infections. Especially since people ...
FiftyShadesOfArugula
use cheap humidifiers, which are breeding grounds for bacteria. Instead, dap some tap water in your nostrils every time you wash your hands…
FiftyShadesOfArugula
and keep a second glass of water on the nighstand to moisturize your nose when you wake up at night. Works great in my experience.
NotAMorningPerson
Your body cycles breathing from nostril to nostril to prevent drying out.
FiftyShadesOfArugula
That cycle restricts the airflow on alternating sides,but it doesn't completely block one nostril.Complete congestion is a sign of infection
NotAMorningPerson
God clarification.
NotAMorningPerson
Good clarification
ragholkiin
Explains why I'm dry as fuck, I'm always enjoying the open ventilation
DingoWoof
I breathe through both nostrils because I've always had a hole in my septum, so my nose is always dry :(
ZeroZeta
What kind of dark magic are you speaking of? Only one nostril works at a time!
bratwurstpenis69
it sucks when its the one being stuffed tho^^
Rivalyn
This is actually normal. Turns out the body only uses one at a time, you just usually don't notice until it switches and there's a problem.
SuperTacticalSandwich
It's called a deviated septum. A simple outpatient procedure can correct it. I need to have it done
Rivalyn
Well by problem I meant like, congestion or something equally as insignificant. Not everyone has an anatomical blockage.
ThePedro8161
Yeah it switches throughout the day - https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/30363/why-does-your-nose-get-stuffy-one-nostril-time
saycheesey
Sinus Plummer Nose Spray works like dark magic (burns like a mofo for 2 seconds ) instant deep breathing thru both nostrils
darkdragonempress
I think they mean in human physiology the nostrils switch turns between being active and inactive.
Mistruths
no, they switch between "primary" and "secondary". one nostril opens completely and the other is something like half closed.
ragholkiin
I Breathe through both at most times O.o
nancini6292718
No silly you inhale thru the right exhale thru the left
Randomice
Ah, those precious moments....so few, so fleeting.
CmfMttnPpl
Just lay on ur back
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
I just had a ENT doc tell me I have the worst deviated septum he's ever seen ever. Now I have to see a ENT plastic surgeon.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
get a septoplasty and perhaps a turbinate reduction. it has been so incredibly worth it
PedestrianElectrobastard
Or one of those nose bones.
PlumbingPredator
I'm probably going to be going to have a balloon sinuplasty happen soon, o have turbinate hypertrophy.
miles4pints
I had this done and could breathe better right after surgery even with gauze/blood still in my nose. Big change for me
TurboUnicorn3000
How does this work exactly ? Do they drill bigger holes ? My nose is bad at nosing
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Go to an otolaryngologist. Trust me, it’s absolutely worth it. I’ve even lost a bunch of weight because no more apnea
CobaltLounge
WAIT YOU CAN LOSE WEIGHT FROM THAT??
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Yes