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Skins4life
Cat tax-endoyuken!!!!!
poorwhitetrash
Raxiel
#25 Fine! I'll be Chancellor of Germany!
CafeNervosa
Dank mêmes, @OP.
DigiT00l
#12 caption: being outsold by the Switch (in Japan)
ObscureReferencing
#17 is the dumbest shit in this post, but the one I laughed hardest at
Zeebaeatah
*definitely an incorrect spelling
Celerich
That first one is uh...well. uh. Life goals i guess.
senradbivab
#8 /a/W4f0FNg
teknoman117
#21 I could never own a Model 3. I'm tall and my knee hits that screen. :(
UrsaPsi
Supposedly the foot of the Imperial system was standardized around the feet of an English king.
keyrockesq
Lots of fresh ones here. Dump of the week. +1
IdiopathicHomosapien
From now on, the only pet name I am willing to be called is "barbecue squirrel"
ShutUpIsThereCakeHere
#7 and muted too
theaxeman
whiteroll
Since no one else is gonna ask, I will. Name of the video in #1? For research ofc.
FriendsNEnemies
Enola fischer
shinagami091
It always bugged me that Nurse Joy said “We hope to see you again”. That’s like a doctor after a life saving surgery telling you that.
sweetnaivety
it's a world where everyone is always battling their pokemon,if you DON'T see nurse joy again either you're leaving them injured or they die
crazywowow
#1 Pretty sure you pay extra for that.
SaltySeaballz
nrvagntsoleatr360
Crazywelderguy
Crazywelderguy
and this for anyone that ones it.
Skins4life
This is now the only way I vote
unkiereamus
#6 The kids are being active and enjoying it...if my niece wanted to learn the Fortnight dances, I'd pay for it.
WhateverYouTalkedAbout
Hello, Unkiereamus. It is me. Niece. I want Forkknife dance, only $200. PayPal me. Love, Niece.
JayDee9
Yeah, "Fortnite Dances" are just dances
SLCtechie
#7 Download Brave browser on your phone. It blocks all YouTube ads.
imgurusername7
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RadioTOKYO
@OP be like
DarkSock
It drives me crazy how he purposefully puts a dot for their eyes in the wrong place while drawing the rest of the anatomy accurately…
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
jipopotamus
Youllprobablyhateme
There's a meme for literally anything
jipopotamus
I've even got the perfect meme for YOUR comment: https://imgur.com/5tsL5T3
Youllprobablyhateme
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ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
... the best kind of correct
cozynester
#22 ew is worse than I thought you were gay. Tbh I think someone mistaking you for gay is a compliment
Dragonfury5
Essentially "Oh you're so polite and well dressed!" Vs ew. No contest
LoftheDesert
Using gay as an insult is a bit weird. "You like people of the same gender as you!" "k, and?". Ew is far far worse.
cozynester
Yeah when you put it that way the meme is kinda homophobic =/
LoftheDesert
It is. It's important to acknowledge it is as well. Live and learn I suppose. Or something...
EroticZombiePants
#29 Jackie Chan disowned his kids because the son sold weed and the daughter is a lesbian.
SHUTUPWILWHEATON
I read drowned at first so when I realized he disowned them it wasn't as shocking.
cookiesfordinner
Why do you sell W'd? Why you don't sell A'd ?
LessThanSneakyNinja
"Why don't you sell A'd?" is just another way to ask, "Why aren't you a doctor?"
WoodfolkFae
What an ass
Lornelin
His son ran some kind of private nightclub in the shopping center below our office when I worked in Beijing 7 years ago. My coworker saw 1/?
Lornelin
Jackie visiting there some time and said he looked upset.
eiger3970
Wow, this adds up. I heard he supports the CCP taking over Hong Kong's democracy.
NikkiWolf
in his defense for that one, if you live in China and don't bow to the CCP, your whole family will disappear.
CorrectMostOfTheTime
Jackie is not a good person sadly
jajambojajambo
Most of Imgur don't know this, but Jacky Chan is a grade A whore mongering assholes
Lifk
Most of imgur ignore that terry crew support ccp and johny deep is a lifelong sligthly violent alcohlic and here we are
FishDimension
Johny Deep sounds like a porn version of Johnny Depp.
Circosys
Waa-it a min, what?
NothingToDoWithBakingBread
Am I wrong, or is he a Hong kong sell out?
Shwayzie
That makes him an even better actor ? he fooled us all into thinking that he's a good man.
MaybeIwasOutOfTown
3KnucklesDeep
Are those his whores in the pool?
gradeD
What's wrong with a modicum of whore mongering
jipopotamus
#1 Time to move to America
Crawmak
Come for the feet, stay because you're quarantined because your foot fetish partner had covid
Gianttesticlemonster
jipopotamus
My foot fetish partner when I tell them we have to lockdown together:
IVerifyPeoplesUsernames
"Yes, it's time for me to cum again."
jipopotamus
That's what I was going for, hence the goggles
Fuckme721
Lmao
MexicanCokeIsDelicioso
Pretty sure guy getting walked on is Australian...
Nadyanilo
I just want to know.. What's the sexy mentality of 'step on my face'? I'd Crack a skull or break a nose, for sure.
jipopotamus
There's no way an answer could be given to fully explain it that would fit on the Imgur comment box
CopperDollhouse
Same reason people like boobs or an ass shoved in their face i assume. Only with feet, you gotta take the extra step (lol) of making sure 1
CopperDollhouse
You have pillows, a flat surface for them to lay, and something for you to hold onto so you can control how much weight you put on them. 2
CopperDollhouse
Also constant communication so if they are in real pain you can IMMEDIATELY stop. 3/3
jipopotamus
#5 Half way through the second panel you wanna start pressing Bs or else your gonna have a bad time.
Araknifobia
This is what's called a pro gamers move right here
FireSolvesProblems
This is the way.
DeKetsendeRechter
I don't get it. They welcome you and you gotta press B?
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DeKetsendeRechter
That's not the second panel :/ He's spamming A in the second panel
jipopotamus
Half way thru second panel they say something like "would you like anything else" so if you spam A you'll just be in an infinite long loop
DeKetsendeRechter
Please read my message again
3rdoption
It's NOT a bunch of Asian ladies in a dirty pool? Then WTF IS IT?!
filben7
https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/seafood-paella-366249
Youllprobablyhateme
I was staring at it so long and I could swear all my eyes see are Photoshop women
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
bunch of asian ladies in dirty soup
BraveSlayer
Paella?
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Made me hungry. I've just eaten.
ICheckSpellingAndSuch
Cheers.
LyraTheLycan
Paella is delicious, I've heard it's common as dirt in Spanish countries but I love it
crazywowow
Is that Asian for " bunch of ladies in a dirty pool"?
mindthemelmsz
Spanish for "get in mah belly"
bobscollegenohitter
Mussels and their shells (I think) being cooked in a soup or something
hdcompatible
Tell me Mr Collegenohitter, is it a soup, a beverage or a broth? Answer carefully. Your wife’s life depends on it.
hdcompatible
Man, I hope you get that reference!
bobscollegenohitter
I'm not completely sure if the reference but the first thing that comes to mind is the movie Stay Tuned
hdcompatible
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/233/838/75f.jpg
vixay
Sesame Street, Grover riddle. Google search shows first result as funny meme, Guess: Reference if from an internet meme that was popular 1/2
vixay
and any internet viewer who engaged in such thoughts will remember the reference clearly, and the associated feeling of thinking about 2/3