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mediamatix
"again"?
pinthavefull
I think they already have that covered
Djones06236
Being an incel is a prerequisite for ICE employment.
idiotsonfire
I'd rather they be tarred and feathered and made unwelcome in every community they try to parasitize.
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
nazi cucks
DownUpUpDown
Hate to break it to you but there are republican women. No clue why but there are.
Furrybutnotfurry
True, just like there are MAGA hispanics/african americans. People vote against their own interests sometimes. Thankfully they're in the minority.
PunnyTiger
seeing their faces I understand why they usually wear masks.
bippityboppitybuttsex
That dufus motherfucker on the right was never getting laid... hell, he should be shoved into a locker.
aufdie
They only joined ice to begin with after all men, women, and farm animals rejected them. These teenage looking dudes couldn't get a date with a priest.
OriginalAndWitty
I can smell the sex offender list through the screen.
ExitThroughThePanaderia
Nah. Won't work. Republican women get whatever they can. Just look up out of wedlock pregnancies and which part of the country leads the way. These guys ain't getting each other pregnant. Life isn't a movie despite it's best efforts to be.
DesdemonaMoor
Dating practice is to go through the standardized questions, one of them being what do you do? As soon as they say it, end of date.
dripstone
probably need to correlate the lookups against grindr...
mightybushkin
The guy on the right need not worry
Sqeezytzatziki
Don't forget to check the GRINDER database.
glovelyday
Skeevy looking bunch.
inkassoVIP
I gangbanged all three of them the other GRINDR day
UncleRat
At least now we know why they prefer to wear masks.
lvncr
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NTZ6MnBxb2lueG8zdTZpaG5sYTJvbjV1czk2YmFwa2tyOXU1c2NsbCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/vMVcT8Yen1xxRQ1nV7/200w.webp
JoshAndBurn
Not really necessary, they WILL tell you.
VyvyanBasterd77
AS SOMEONE who builds AI detection systems.... We already are
robpaschal
Rejected by the military and police.
Clockworkdancerobot
Too much work, just find them through the sex offender registry.
GuysJustWannaFish
You mean the republican voter registry?
Clockworkdancerobot
Tomato, tomato...
E39M5S62
All ICE are republicans, but not all republicans are ICE - probably because they're incapable of passing the tests.
ProcrastinatingWork
Epstein files... again
abc987
Not rich enough for that pedo club. That's why they joined poor republican's rape club
SolarJoel
They're so eager to be violent, why not send them to Iran? Give them all the weapons they want. No ammunition, but plenty of weapons.
xaxen
They want to fight unarmed people because it makes them get boners.
InsertTabA
Would need to give them ammo, just think of the friendly fire incidents you'll be missing out on.
SolarJoel
They might hit an actual human by mistake.
rossimus
Because they'd shit themselves the second they find out the other guy is armed and is allowed to fight back
implosion3
Because they need corrupt puppets to be domestic terrorists and carry out the orders no sane, qualified or even reasonable person would on its own citizens. The gestapo was used primarily on "internal security". Besides, none of these stooges actually want to see war themselves.. much easier to subdue immigrants, women and children here in the safety of America
Homestarmy
Is shaming people for what they look like back in style? Is it only acceptable to shame some people or can we shame everyone that isn't conventionally attractive?
notreallyaclevername
It's not ok to shame people for their looks, according to the standards of a good society. ICE and the current administration are hellbent on creating a christ-fascist white ethno-state, so therefore have renounced those standards. The protections of decent courtesies no longer apply to them. Just like if I renounce my citizenship, my protections as a citizen of the US no longer apply.
It's also the same reason it's perfectly ok to shout "fuck ICE" at them and wrong to shout "fuck nurses"
johneventually1
Are you defending the "fuck your feelings" cult?
Fascist feelings don't matter
Homestarmy
Not defending them. We can and should be better than them.
MirroredImage
Other people possess similar faces. They did join ice because they're manchildren, but they're not manchildren because of their looks; that would be weird.
It's that one tweet all over again that ran something to the effect of "liberals preach fat shaming is wrong until it's someone they don't like, and then they're salivating."
Paraphrasing heavily, since I can't find it again atm. But it IS a valid hypocrisy.
CouldntCakeLess
The guy with the mustache got me a solid chuckle!
johnblood616
Look fake!
ReverseSyzygy
He stole Vince Guaraldi's look!
TheDreadPirateMontoya
I was just thinking the same thing!
GravyEducation
Worst Travis Jr. cosplay I've ever seen
sirava
You mean Steven Seagal Jr?
WhiteRhino723
That's McLovin Segal. Get it right.
Roqinn
Wish brand Seagull.
Murdertron5000
Looks like Steven Seagel mated with McLovin
TheVampireDante
Wonder if he also knows the art of Bullshitto.
danger65
Omg I thought I was the only one thinking this 🤣🤣
TicklishOwl
Name my band
guitarfourtysix
ZZ Bottom
jayskyall
Domestic violence, Not Cool and Pedo?
TicklishOwl
"The Groomers"
Johnsky
You don't need to ... Look at them.
Emjayen
Not to mention conservatives have been whining they can't get their dicks wet for some time now. https://www.salon.com/2025/11/04/so-what-if-maga-lonely-hearts-never-find-love/
Direkt4
Beat me to it, lol
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
My first thought was, "I don't think they're doing any better than me on dating sites."
ExitThroughThePanaderia
Also to them rape counts as getting laid. Just ask the young ladies that "tested positive for pregnancy" that are in ICE custody.
I hate this disgusting world.
AnythingMuchShorter
And I don't think the "again" is needed.
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
They look rapey... don't get taken into custody.
ExitThroughThePanaderia
Future republican leadership spotted.
vonHoopla
You would be surprised how low some girls' standards are. Source: I actually got asked out before XD
Eleshar24
You work for ICE?
Johnsky
Don't worry, you'll find a hot blind chick, I believe in you.
xj4low
Most are probably on Grinder anyway.
kontroversialkarma
Grinder?? hahhh grindy wouldn't accept trash like that.
They even look like Tinder rejects to me. Don't ever try to project your gay feelings on to weird !ce agents.
a) They wouldn't have the courage to come out.
b) No one from the lbtq+ culture would date them.
c) So they're all looking at a life of wanking in front of the computer with images of large breasted women.
GoodEarthBetweenMyToes
Oh Hun, they're not getting any there, either.
Malak224
The Gays helping stand for liberty and Justice here!
5v4297j9fj1
Everyone has to chip in. The Garys too.
Johnsky
Fuckin snap... *hands over sunglasses*
IGetAllMyFactsFromHere
middle guy - murders homeless people
moustache guy - kills children
kid guy - killed his parents and ate them
32FGWolfhound
The moustache guy looks like that nerdy guy from the Control Room in the movie ‘Jurassic World (2015)’
DannoWaso
I see a Steven Segal wannabe
FaeVikingPrincess
Nah, I don't think the mustachiod guy kills children, he does something else that MAGAts tend to like to do with children.
YippeeKayakOB
All of them fuck couches
TheMurderousCricket
And the one turning his back chews baby sparrows after lunch.
mmmurppp
nice
Eyeetsass
Kid guy kills cats in his shed with a hammer.
mmmurppp
I think you’re onto something there
CrisprCAS
If I were that kid I'd be really scared of my fellow conservatives doing what comes naturally when they see a child.
TheMurderousCricket
In the movies, the kid guy always dies first because "He was just a kid goddamit!!!".
FaeVikingPrincess
How many of them are 2 weeks from retiring? that's always the one who dies too. You got the "he was just a kid goddammit!" one and the "Damn, he was just two weeks from retirement" one as well. Though given how they have to work for 5 years before they get their bonuses I'm going to say none of them are two weeks from retiring.
TheMurderousCricket
Ero.
(A shortened form of "zero")
jethroismaxbaer5772
Nah man, he's an otaku. Ero is commonly used in Japan.
CouldntCakeLess
You want to give these characters a spicy wedgie.
CaldariBob
Also the Greek-based prefix commonly used to denote something to do with sex. Clearly misused in this instance.
arlow54
It's correctly used. The rarely seen "Ero" nomenclature denotes an individuals who have gotten to second base.
CaldariBob
Sisters and first cousins don't count!
jethroismaxbaer5772
It's rarely seen because you're looking in the wrong place. Ero is freely used in Japan. For example, the character from Naruto named Jiraya was referred to as Ero-sennin, in English the character was called Pervy Sage.
BackToTheOriginalUsername
They're already incels, they already would never get someone to fuck them willingly...
chewmaca2
with women
battousai124
not for free at least
silentjay01
Hence all the little girls at detention centers that are now miraculously pregnant after being there for a few months.
ToSisPoS
Which is why they’re champion the “marry your rapist” laws that are due to come next
Revnis
Just going to say you know if you go to prison for harming a rapist your paper check is going to go over pretty well... Hell I'd bet interviewers even after release might take that as a bonus, probably the only one with a waver to skip a sexual harassment training.
ToSisPoS
¿
katzohki
Which is why they're forcing people to carry rape babies to term. You can literally collect the dots
pareidoliaperson
I mean...same here. But I don´t make that everyone´s problem.
jasondeslin
Good news for you.
I emailed my 1st girlfriend about 50 poems the 3 days after our 1st kiss. I was THE incel.
1st kiss at 18, virgin until 21. 1st girlfriend was smart enough to run screaming. I spent 3 years working on myself instead of blaming women.
Not making it everyone else's problem is the gateway to fixing it. I was still toxic as fuck, and that relationship was doomed too. But I kept studying communication, psychology, self help. It's a journey, but it works.
pareidoliaperson
About the same. At age 36. We were good friends. She's married. I did all that creepy things. Messaged her I have a crush on her then messaged again saying I'm extremely in love with her. Blocked forever, and well-deserved.
Possible psychology is limerence. Extreme infatuation. Eventhough knowing, I kept sabotaging myself at every turn. I was already looking for help. Pre-intake diagnosis is severe anxiety and possible ADHD. Will be tested CPTSD as well. But there's a waiting period. So, soon.
jasondeslin
Read every highly regarded book on communication you can find. CBT and DBT helped me as well, but NOTHING is more important for a good relationship than communication, and you pick up a shitton of psychology just from that. Just make sure to always take responsibility, and keep improving.
One thing I wish I'd known. Have a safe word. A word either of you can say that means both stop talking, step back, calm down, and try and separate what is happening from why it's upsetting.
pareidoliaperson
I never broke her boundaries (except the messages). After another fight, which I believe it's not my fault, she told me not so her anymore (I see her at work only, after the texts). So I haven't.
I live in a nightmarish emotional state on a daily basis. Some things helped me so far calm down like gaming and calm songs. But I have no mental energy for anything else. CBT sounds like something I'd need check out more.