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Jun 6, 2021 5:40 PM
CeleryMan7
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Statchoo42
I had a good run.
Syk0tik0ne
bluntshelladams
Tie your hair in a pony tail to cover up the bald spot.
mmfrancis
Also makes your butt look nicer
kamosey
Ittouchesthetoilet
Started balding at about 27, gave up one day and shaved it all off and have been doing it ever since. I just own it.
pickledpunk021
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
Yeah but since I can't walk in heels I'll just fall over and everyone will see my not hair
badatediting
MoreAshyThanLarry
Much more taller
IordNeko
But I'm already taller then most ppl around me...
jaijaikali
I knew I was going to go bald eventally very early, so in high school and college I grew my hair past my shoulders. Worth it now.
88wut
Stilts for the win
OneTrueGif
"The less hair you have, the more HEAD you get" - some dumbass Mel Gibson movie lol
inchwormwrath
Just shave it all off. Those of us that went bald before 20 know. Just accept that it's gone and not coming back. It's over.
ChaoticSystem
it's super handy and you save a ton of cash and time.
tarataqa
"Elliot, you look stunning."
artisviolent
https://youtu.be/iRg0vm_9Ggs
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
do they have to be my mom’s heels? could i just wear one of my own pairs?
ketro2099
id need elevator shoes to pull this off
PM79
Fun fact: heeled shoes were a military invention. It allowed mounted archers an advantage. It got adopted by fashion thereafter. #tedtalk
PerpetuityPhoto
They were also used by french noblemen to appear taller and more graceful.
PM79
Yes, they adopted it after seeing the military applications of being taller.
NoAsBigAsMediumJockButBiggerThanWeeJockJock
Almost relevant oglaf
PM79
Very appropriate. I love this comic.
C137geek
Shave it, that's sexy
LurkerOfDarkness
That's just wrong, those shoes don't match the rest of his outfit, doesn't his mom have something that matches?
sykotic1189
I'm 6'1” and my hair is thinning bad. Even I forget about it from time to time because no one sees it
Kbantar
The great thing about only having short friends. :)
Iliefornothingalways
Im the short friend I will always remind you! I have a stepladder with me!
Kuroketto
3456789012
I blame society’s rigid gender expectations for the dissonant fallout of pronouns, gender identity, and ever increasing obsession for labels
HyenDry
I’m actually a Hetero male myself and after watching this, am kinda considering getting heels for the calf workout.
tuxedobob
Why would you want to wear heels? Women are welcome to answer as well.
yogurtgoblin
I follow him on Instagram and he's a fabulous dude with great style and great legs!
Kbantar
I will judge anyone wearing stilettos on wet pavement. That's just crazy.
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
Biggest balls in Texas. That's why he has to wear a skirt
silentsuspekts87
Can someone find the old Japanese dude in school girl outfit to add to this?
FoxySpirit
More bold than me for sure. But yeah, I know the "are you sure you aren't homosexual" comments. Yep, I am certain, thanks.
HandoB4Javert
HolyCowDoNotEat
Hell yeah dude. Wear what you want, people can mind their own business
TheGrayBox
A Texan football coach who appears to live in Germany. That’s more notable to me.
cakeworth
There’s a German town near San Antonio called New Braunfels. Cool place. Good food. Also he probably travels?
ahorseelbowdeepinme
jotchy
Funnily enough,women wearing men’s trousers is a separate fashion idea than women’s trousers. Ideological chaos between different time eras.
Kbantar
Those comments are a bit ironic after they came out as trans though. Point still stands, IMO, of course.
Musklim
Yes and at the end, this sounds like "I'm not in the closet, I'm very straight, it's very normal but you're the ones watching it wrong…"