ErinFromTheOffice
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WTF
Source: http://www.ajc.com/news/national/nasa-says-not-running-child-slave-colony-mars/6Nu8SN7rfNNON9vEzDowqJ/
Edit: that source doesn't specifically say sex slaves, but several others do http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/nasa-mars-child-sex-slave-colony-space-agency-alex-jones-infowars-robert-david-steele-a7816371.html
Tsurrani
KysExpress
galsfer06
http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/6293/55/16x9/960.jpg This guy is hilarious. I only see montages of his best / crazier moments.
Salocin1
Hes so obviously satire too. He has said on numerous occasions that it's all an act.
galsfer06
Well the crazy things are an act. The politics he talks about, he speaks from the heart. So we have a controversial but extremely funny guy
DrBruleSaysYes
wearenotthesun
this gif needs to be included in every curriculum ever in the history of humankind. also it should have been put in Voyager 1. thank you.
DrBruleSaysYes
Imo, one of the most amazing gifs. Can't take credit for this one, though. Glad someone else has my affinity for this masterpiece.
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
Quilboar
well ain't it pretty suspicious that they had to deny it?!
Mikefreakinhart
ShinySephiroth
Deadpangod3
Jesus Christ is that actually what he said
XaviersSnakeArm
Is it really that unbeleivable?
heXonyou
Sounds exactly like something NASA would say if they were running an illegal child sex colony on Mars.
derekjohn
Can I once again refer to the short story, 'The Marching Morons' by Kornbluth first published in 1951. Worth a read.
somestrangeryoudontknow
*cancels business trip to mars* honey, they relocated the convention to bangcock
ChasSaucey
Not so fast. Elon is still onboard.
otapioka
ML33W
Rosetta Stone
fourkingbaker
heh heh bang-cock
MET4LL1FE
I FN LOLED SO LOUD I HAD TO USE ALL CAPS
DorkJedi
I hear that one night in Bangcock makes a hard man humble.
JackieTreehornProductions
Murray head.
VindictiveRidge
Not much between despair and ecstasy.
FiatLuxIam
The world's your oyster. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU
Insomnia297
I mean, if you're into that yeah. Plenty of lady boys around. Though sex tourism is kinda fucked up.
Nikolai5
It's only fucked up if you find sex or prostitution immoral. Otherwise there isn't any harm if both parties are consenting.
Insomnia297
They're forced into it and many of them are trafficked. Many are underaged. I've seen it. It is seriously fucked up.
Nikolai5
"consenting". I didn't use that word as a joke. Being forced into it and feigning consent isn't consent.
Insomnia297
No, you used it in ignorance. It's okay to be wrong sometimes dude. Learn something and move on.
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
Was that a Freudian slip or an honest misspelling?
koalas321
thatsthejoke.jpg
Nyoibo83
Yes
lazyclone
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdn2bk2ynB1rodugmo1_500.gif
duckyoudonjohnson
35 seconds of fact checking revealed Alex Jones did not make this claim. Don't be guilty of what you're trying to fight.
jejh
The amount of alex-hatred in this post is amazing. They really have no idea about the big picture.
imgurguru00
I'm not surprised.. Most people of Imgur are in the first stage of truth. For anyone wondering: look-up three stages of truth..
DrCryptid
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. Of you can show me a high definition image of a colony on mars and official documents
DrCryptid
I will skip the 2nd phase of truth and go straight to the 3rd
imgurguru00
There's no skipping
Davidnfilms
I have a conspiracy theory, Alex Jones is a horse ass sniffer. It gets him off.
Asteroidrules
Significantly more believable than anything Jones has ever said.
sugar3
Watch him on Joe Organs podcast. He's a lot less over the top and speaks some crazies, but everything he says is proved credible.
SometimesISayDumbShit
this guy sounds like he's been sucking a dick full of gravel when he talks
Cheomesh
Half way to a Death Growl.
SomeCrazyNerd
He has his stupid macho persona.
escalinci
He's not macho. He's very clear that he had sex with hundreds of women in his younger days and now he has more important things to focus on.
Crims0nTider
From reading the article you posted, Alex Jones didn't say that. One of his guests did.
sugar3
And the poor guy has been proving that one for years
thesameasyours2
did alex deny or give a counter point to child sex slaves on mars?
KeeleonOhms
So when Trump makes this claim because he heard someone else say it is he off the hook?
Jarjarthejedi
And then he agreed with that guest on his show and endorsed his views...
Ttarler
Alex Jones still broadcast those views serving as an endorsement. He could have cut that segment but didn't
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thesameasyours2
Who booked the guest?
Ttarler
"hey what are you going to speak about tonight? About Mars sex camps? Great, see you live on air!"
alchemist23
Isn't that the guy that feeds Trump "news"?
DVSBSTrD
But I'm sure Hillary would be just as bad, because she gets her news from CNN. And facts don't matter if a Republican disagrees with them.
Jollygreen88
Not true, Trump is a New York Democrat and Rs largely aren't fond of him. Why you see many defecting to be independents.
DVSBSTrD
You have no idea what a Democrat is.
Jollygreen88
How so?
AskingTheRealQuestions
Trump loves him. Even came on his show to praise him. Yep, it's fucking insane.
Jarjarthejedi
https://www.mediamatters.org/blog/2016/10/07/trump-reportedly-praised-alex-jones-having-one-greatest-influences-he-s-ever-seen/213616
NotFarEnough
Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures, Morty
Yupurineutah
Yep.
CarolMcAlister
Pretty sure Trump believes everything this guy says... We're doomed
Syllogismssuck
Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaah this time line is just so good.
LaterallyHortler
NASA having to answer to rumors from Jonestown is probably the funniest thing I'll see on Imgur today
spurredgrainery
I dont understand whats up with you Trump troglodytes and "timelines" you all sound crazier than Alex jones
Syllogismssuck
We are happier - probably because we spend more time laughing at things and less time insulting people.
spurredgrainery
you all seem like the most miserable cunts in the universe
Syllogismssuck
Really? I'm pretty happy right now - but please take your negativity else where :-)
spurredgrainery
what a miserable cunty thing to say
tetragrammatan
goddammit, Barry!
UsernameEL
This is the darkest timeline... Its entertaining... But god damn...
Syllogismssuck
dankest*
UsernameEL
I fucking knew someone was going to do that lol
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
The Cronenberg universe is pretty dark.
NotFarEnough
Welcome to the darkest year of our lives
ZombieBorscht
The President of the United States is using the National Enquirer as a personal weapon, we're officially in the bad timeline
Cheomesh
This is what happens when the writers in charge of Reality go on strike.
JohnnyLawlessEsq
I admire your optimism.
NotFarEnough
What a time to be alive
Strasburg6592
And then this same genius uses the term "Fake News". Splitting the atom of hypocrisy.
WhiteCollarOfficeJobs
Are the androids going to kill everyone and a lone lavender-haired survivor is going to escape to the past to stop it?
DVSBSTrD
Oh come now, we can't just go dismissing news sources because they're wrong, we need to find a middle ground that involves blaming Hillary.
Mark777
Gah Dammit, I blame this guy
StanislausKatczincky
I don't know man world war weeb is pretty hype http://www.pcgamer.com/eve-onlines-latest-war-is-being-fought-over-anime/ best time line imo
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
World War Weeb. What a time to be alive.
RxPlacebo
dafuq. weebs are calling themselves that now? i guess it must be like the N word where only they can say it without being offensive? weird
Thistly
You're correct. But more importantly: does your username refer to a borscht for zombies or a borscht made of zombies? And either way, gross.
WardSharlow
It's a borscht that is also a zombie.
ZombieBorscht
The borscht is made of only the finest zombies, pureed and strained.
NotFarEnough
Wait but if that's brains soup isn't that really more suitable food *FOR* zombies?
spattr
I thought a borscht was an article of clothing to hold your pants up.
ZombieBorscht
It's a soup, lol. You're thinking of like, suspenders or something.
spattr
I've been hearing of borscht belt comics my whole life. I figured it was like Robin Williams was a rainbow suspenders comic.
37bushelsofpotatoesx2
Jewish comedians in the Catskills, I think. I've always meant to look into it. Will do that soon.
EdwardStarsmith
Borscht is beet soup. It's a common food among New York Jews, and so the vacation areas they visit became known as "The Borscht Belt".
richincleve
This is obviously NOT a true story, because if it was, Hillary would be behind it.
RedCommiBastard
George Soros
DamnIshouldreallybestudyingrightnow
The pizza places were actually undercover flying saucer hangars used to send the children off to mars.
vidyagaem
They had damn gay water! Testing on frogs, damnit!
DVSBSTrD
And if Alex Jones said Hillary was behind it, 90% of the idiots on this website would believe it.
IronicUsername
Y'all downvote him like you weren't upvoting Pizzagate and Clinton "shot himself in the back of the head" bullshit to the frontpage.
DVSBSTrD
Three fucking times that deathlist made the frontpage last year, along with that more blacks = more crime infograph.
llamamushroom
And an innocuous fast food, somehow
DudeGuyson
before blaming Hillary for everything it was either the Jesuits or Rand Corp
TheTrueGIFHero
As a right wing, conservative, republican I can say I am thoroughly disgusted with the way the right wing is going, but fuck hillary clinton
Kierbear2g
Eh, you're still on the hook for supporting them, so fuck you more.
TheTrueGIFHero
I don't support them, i just dislike the liberals more
Kierbear2g
Then why continue to endorse them?
TheTrueGIFHero
I don't, read my original comment
Kierbear2g
The one where you said you're a conservative, right-wing republican? Yeah I did.
mericanidiocracy
Fuck Adolf Twitler and the GOP death panel much much harder.
TheTrueGIFHero
I dislike drumpc and killary quite equally
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TheTrueGIFHero
Whatever I don't think killary woulda been any better
Kopar
I respect your opinion and you. We need more people on both sides aiming a bit more toward the center than trying to pull to the extremes.
TheTrueGIFHero
I agree
IdiotMcNoobtard
If it isn't true, why are they denying it, huh?
whybother
Because sandy hook victims parents got death threats
SomeCrazyNerd
I'm pretty sure above comment is sarcastic.
IdiotMcNoobtard
Thank you.
Ericstraordinary
It wasn't long ago that Glenn Beck seemed like the most damaging asshole for white trash. This new guy is like Beck Simplex 1000
WhatIfTho
"New guy" ...
GangplankTheSaltwaterScourge
"damaging". let me know when people (that aren't already rampant conspiracy theorists) start buying what jonsey is selling
alexatrf21
You know Jones is a lunatic when Rush Limbaugh is telling him to slow down.
ImgursLibertarian
FYI: Despite what he says, Alex Jones is NOT a libertarian. He's Pro-Trump for Ayn's sake.
AntaNce
LOL- for ayn's sake. :)
eromitlab
He's an opportunist. During the W years, he pushed impeachment & anti-Bush stuff. Then flipped the moment Obama was inaugurated. >
spurredgrainery
sounds like a libertarian to me
eromitlab
Used to claim to be one. I'd later be told by someone I had too much of a "general douchebag attitude" to be one. Isn't that the point?
spurredgrainery
Hwat?
eromitlab
Yeah, I didn't get it either. Good for a laugh, though.
eromitlab
Seriously flipped, he was on his show shouting BATTLE STATIONS! BATTLE STATIONS! at his flock as Obama was being inaugurated.
Cheomesh
Crisis mode keeps people coming back.
ResetButton
and buying furniture made from shelf-stable food containers. Which is my new answer to "what do you think is a red flag?"
ResetButton
Kitchen tables and chairs that doubles as an emergency food supply was sold on Alex Jones' show, for context
Cheomesh
...huh. I guess that's kinda neat.
firehawkcultist
His fans have called and given death threats against the parents of Sandy Hook victims. Spreading lies and hate, that's this guys game
xKaraKx
Which he did get in contact with and apologise to
ResetButton
I don't think Alex has a structured approach to untruth, but rather is living in a world of conjecture.
Voggix
Which is why he should be imprisoned.
Sebberz
why? got a source for that?
firehawkcultist
Why? Cause this bastard made a "report" how it was fake and his audience acted on his word. Sources, you could easily google it but k
Sebberz
Thank you
firehawkcultist
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/conspiracy-theorist-arrested-death-threats-against-sandy-hook-parent-n693396
firehawkcultist
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2232-my-son-died-at-sandy-hook-conspiracy-nuts-think-im-lying.html
firehawkcultist
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/02/sandy-hook-school-hoax-massacre-conspiracists-victim-father
firehawkcultist
http://www.newsweek.com/alex-jones-megyn-kelly-sandy-hook-infowars-627129
lookingOknaked
Really fucked up thing: same people who think moon landing is a hoax will believe this.
sugar3
Alex believes we went to the moon lol. Me too. Just can't film up there, van Allen belt ruins it
STINKPICKEL
I wanna make sure I understand this, we didn't go to the moon, but to Mars with the kids. The Flat-earthers are gonna go nuts ,lol.
WhatIfTho
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
Part if the moon landing hoax theory is that humans can't get too the moon. Why would anyone believe the Mars thing?
Mackeroy
because some of these primates we refer to as people are just so fucking stupid.
ASlowKiss
To be fair, Jones simply interviewed former CIA case officer Robert David Steele, who made this claim. Jones did not make the claim himself
NonContributingZero
Had to dig p deep to find the sensible comment
IdeaOfLove
As if anyone really cares about fairness.
kiddub
The topic of conversation was not addressed before they went on air.
Predicto
Why do you think he was the honored guest on Jones's show?
spurredgrainery
there no such a thing as a CIA case officer, he claims he was kidnapped by the CIA and forced to work as their slave.... tO bE fAir
KeeleonOhms
So when Trump makes this claim because he heard someone else say it is he off the hook?
mikeatike
Oh yeah because Alex Jones does not lie and make up bullshit for a living. Sure.
imgurguru00
Reminds me of Jesus. People ridiculed Jesus, ended up killing him. AJ is just a man but goes to show: no one is a prophet in his own land.
Rexli78
Well there it is the stupidest thing I'll read all day.
Surrenderyourkoolaid
Que?
richincleve
The problem is that is ignorant, mouth-breathing followers actually take him AND his guests seriously. Don't believe me? I got (1/2)
richincleve
A shot-up pizza parlor to show you.
Mischra
Show me
richincleve
Show you? https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/25/business/alex-jones-pizzagate-apology-comet-ping-pong.html.
zach10816
Dang
Horus175
The surest sign that the gov't is not hiding aliens is that Trump would've tweeted it by now.
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
They wouldn't tell him the truth
MHfromNH
unless it's like Independence Day and they only tell him once there's no other option.
Arsikere
pretty disappointing tbh
SocietyOfSensation
I think you overestimate how much presidents are in the know.
CardboardPizzas
"Just closed the best deal with the Neptunians. I know interstellar business, nobody's better at intergalactic communications than me."
MerToo
unless he is an alien in a bad man-suit. HA! Didn't think of that, did you?
Rafahil
You got it all wrong. It's the aliens that are hiding the government.
Theta001
AmishGangsta404
But, Area 51 A.K.A. the Groom Lake Research Facility -IS- an actual place. You can look at it on google earth.
Theta001
Nah it's just a government hoax to hide the real aliens
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WardSharlow
How does science prove that the government isn't hiding aliens? It would be impossible to provide evidence of this negative claim.
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WardSharlow
Not necessarily true at all. What if their species were had incredibly long lives and outstanding hibernation abilities?
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EroticZombiePants
Can you prove that some freak accident/incident didn't occur that resulted in an hypothetical alien being somehow compromised?
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tivvybrixx
cant even trust him to use his phone responsibly he is not getting briefed on shit. i wouldnt be surprised if he is getting fed false info.
tivvybrixx
tell him nonsense so he'll pass it on to putin and confuse the fuck out of him haha
WardSharlow
I wonder if he has the nuclear codes? Or if he had to hire Mattis because he was the only guy on the "Approved to know nuke codes" list.
ArchieWizard
Actually they are, they just don't brief presidents, because the position is inherently ephemeral.
WardSharlow
Makes sense, really. Why trust anything truly important to some fucking temp?
ArchieWizard
Man fuck aliens if we're being honest. I'm tired of people getting taken all the fucking time and everyone pretends it's not happening.
jaminjimmyjames
AKA the Independence Day defense.
Fuckweasel
"Plausible Deniability"
TheGhostofLouReed
He'd have told Putin first, and only later tweeted it.
HonestFacelessThrowaway
I feel like if Putin got bored and was like "Hey, Trump told me they have aliens over there." there would be a gullible worldwide shitfit.
fantastapotamus
in his post pillow talk bathroom tweetstorm?
SilentZeroX
Hey man, say what you want about Trump as a person, but despite the constant negative press covfefe
Horus175
http://imgur.com/c2EyRYG
GorramBatman
You clever sob
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
Semi relevant
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Dad: "Russia hacked the election, Trump's actually a robot controlled by aliens they stole from the New Mexico dessert from the future."
SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
Seriously. This is 100% accurate. My dad called me to tell me Elvis was still alive. I showed him snopes and told him to use it. Fuck sakes.
IamJustinSane
In 1996, my parents had no idea the Internet existed. I was a web application programmer and they told people " he fiddles with computers".
SBSP129
Kylecrane
My dad's dead and my moms not that stupid it had nothing to do with the Internet it has everything g to do with ignorance
MarkerMage
It's worrying that many people today trust the internet so much. It's even more worrying that journalists seem to be among those people.
Bombify
https://bombify.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/when-your-mom-loves-you-a-little-too-much-545x791.jpg
SamArt53
She wouldn't have invented aids, there was no way for her to profit from it.
kingoflucerne
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Hulemann
Perhaps the kids did not listen and now they believe anything on the internet. http://imgur.com/K0KPgis
samsonguy920
Hillary invented AIDS? Gerdammit
ComicUpgrade
This is because kids in 96 believed people on the internet lol
DVSBSTrD
Replace "Freedom Eagle.facebook" with "imgur usersub" and you've got it exactly right.
Mephane
FLockwood
The internet used to be a very credible place... Since you had to pay a large amount of money to host a website, most things were legit...
necpmf
Having been on the internet for almost 25 years I'm gonna go with "nope" on this one
HaniiPuppy
I know some 20-year-old conspiracy websites about how the sun really orbits the earth that say you're wrong.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
TimeCube!
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
...what? All you had to do was buy a static-IP ISDN line for $50/month (or live/work on a campus) then host an HTML file on an extra box.
GIMMEAMINALSRIGHTMEOW
My mom always sources from YouTube "YouTube said it!". We have to constantly drill that ANYONE can upload bs to YouTube
CanOnlySayYes
This^. My mum tries to spew bullshit she hears from conspiracy theory videos in my face. Told her several times I do not wish to 1/?
CanOnlySayYes
discuss it with her because I feel dumb by doing so. Honestly preferred it when she had a perfume or nail painting obsession.
peridotstar
Maybe it would help if you uploaded random stuff to youtube too--just a thought
GIMMEAMINALSRIGHTMEOW
lol I actually do have hella shit on YouTube that she watches here and there. I. Do. Not. Get. It.
catapulter
It didnt help any that the IRS targeting specific organisations, and the whole NSA thing turned out to be absolutely true.
memberwar
The IRS targeted an avalanche of right wing money laundering operations (mostly Koch funded) posing as nonprofit political groups. TMYK
catapulter
http://www.saucecommunications.com/wp-content/themes/sauce-v7/images/logo.png
AlanCabrera
So true
UmbralEntity
Our parents are being duped by conservatives! ... This app wants to know my social security number, voting history, and fingerprint? OK!
DVSBSTrD
And somehow it's all Hillary's fault!
UmbralEntity
For clarity's sake, my post wasn't attempting to be partisan. Both sides are happy to hand us over to lobbyists for a few extra dollars.
DVSBSTrD
Actually no https://www.govtrack.us/congress/votes/115-2017/h202 Take a look at the party affiliation in relation to the votes.
UmbralEntity
I'm glad you've found a moral 'barometer', but debating you will only have me defending republicans and let you champion your cause. And
IronicUsername
Setting aside those unrealistic app requirements, carelessness with personal info is a bit different than buying into conspiracy theories.
BondHaimBond
funny thing, the white house just requested this info from all 50 states.
IronicUsername
There's going to be unprecedented (in modern times, anyway) voter suppression in 2018 and 2020.
Imgonnatipyouwell
I've never seen an app ask for any of that.
UmbralEntity
It has access to your credit card records. It knows what political posts you've made and some phones have fingerprint ID. All can be D/L'ed.
xtreampb
Hey a new 'market' just opened up
fancyass
This is my mom exactly
SFMGifs
My mother believed Obama was linked to terrorists and Trump was literally a godsend... we don't talk much...
ForReasonsOfScience
But the US is literally funding/training the terrorists http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/12/russia-turkey-syria-161228050019245.html
ForReasonsOfScience
www.independent.co.uk/voices/hillary-clinton-wikileaks-email-isis-saudi-arabia-qatar-us-allies-funding-barack-obama-knew-all-a7362071.html
ForReasonsOfScience
Link was too long so I had to paste a non clickable version :/
mediaman73
Yes! And then she says, "Well, how am I supposed to know? How do you know this stuff?" "I don't watch cable news."
Craftylefty47
Mother-in-law for me
memberwar
Wow, America's moms are retards
WhySoSeverusSnape
Is this ok? I remember when insanity was a problem.
LordofGoats
That's my dad. He considers Fox News to be part of the biased, liberal media. I can't bring myself to ask him what he's reading.
memberwar
No offense, but you might consider an intervention before he shows up to "free the children" from a pizza restaurant
Soufange
How the hell... is his life just a constant stream of Project Veritas and Mitch McConnell chicken necking?
ForReasonsOfScience
How off the walls far right is the content he's consuming where Fox News is liberal?
bamblebimble
That's impossible. Is using infowars or something?
LordofGoats
Probably. I was too shocked/dismayed to ask when he said that, and I haven't brought it up since.
DeguRatface
Yes my mother was the same and has recently has decided the earth is flat. Thank you Facebook 'scientists'.
peridotstar
Tell her if it was flat, cats would have knocked everything off the edge already. (a commenter here said that convinced him as a kid)
SamArt53
Of course it is.... it's a big flat circle..... all the photos prove it.
bamblebimble
Lmao
AnonOmis1000
Please tell me she has Alzheimer's or dementia or something. I can't accept anyone who thinks that isn't mentally ill.
CanOnlySayYes
Nah, just becoming slightly retarded and starving for things and people to curse at. My mum literally is doing the same.
AnonOmis1000
If my mother or father does that, I'm cutting all ties with them.
DeguRatface
Pretty much seems to just be searching for truths where she doesn't need to find them. :/
NotHardly
Not all +30 have gone that way... trust me on that. Hackneyed stereotypes are shit for everyone.
boobookittyfluck
Exactly! I'm 37. And despite being disabled. I'm not actually retarded.
KeeleonOhms
Unfortuntaly regardless of stereotypes Donald Trump is the current President of the United States.
NotHardly
Then, just lay it as his door, he does not represent either my parents generation nor mine... probably not yours either.
ButterfaceTaintClown
If you're American, he literally represents you. Literally.
NotHardly
He, #45, does not represent me ... the word "represent" is particular here ... see
richincleve
Jesus Christ, this is actually true! http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars
ozjuggler
No, OP lied. Was Jones' show, but "Mr Webster's rebuttal came into response to a _guest_ on the Infowars channel named Robert David Steele".
AStegosaurus
It is true in the sense that after the Alex Jones dipshit said it, The Daily Beast directly asked NASA's PR guy, and the PR guy said no.
AStegosaurus
NASA did not just release an unsolicited public statement.
C0mtraya
vampirehedgehog
I think it was just established that the colony you're hoping of moving to doesn't exist.
C0mtraya
ChillaAquila
Didn't South Park do an ep on it?
Rulweylan
It's pretty similar to a bit from the 'peadogeddon' epsiode of brass eye.
Rulweylan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyiVSBAq2Nw
idownvoteplottwist
That one is about how feminists are milking men for their semen and jokes on Mars.
DVSBSTrD
I take it you haven't heard of "Pizzagate"?
igivetheinternets
I ordered a "hawaiian" from Goat Hill pizza (Pelosi) and a young polynesian boy came out in assless chaps
DVSBSTrD
No you didn't.
IronStark78
I'm surprised they tried to discredit Alex by saying he also brought up pizzagate. If you really look into it, there is some shady stuff
DVSBSTrD
No there wasn't. That pizza joint didn't even have a basement. Go spread your false implications on Breitbart.
IronStark78
(2) going on there. I wouldn't call it "baseless" at all. Now, the 20 year mission thing.. we can get to mars in less than a year...
tardis63
Much like healthcare, the cost of getting to Mars is the roadblock. Also, no, there is no "shady stuff"
IronStark78
http://pizzagate.wiki/Main_Page#Clinton_Foundation_members.2Fassociates.2Finvestors the more you know....
IronStark78
Your definition of shady and my definition of shady are very different..
IronStark78
So, Bill Clinton taking multiple plane trips to a private island while President with a known Pedo pusher is not shady? (1/2)
IronicUsername
It IS baseless and the people who buy into it are on a level of retardation right up there with 911 "truthers."
IronStark78
why do you say it's baseless? have you done any amount of research on it?
LaterallyHortler
How dare you! Alex Jones is a national treasure who thanklessly defends our nation's frogs from gay chemicals.
Dingus2
If they were making gay frogs straight you'd better believe there'd be an outrage.
TrueNorthernLights
But did anyone ASK the frogs if they weren't ok with being gay?
shuttlecockinakumquat
It's cool. Just send them to pray the gay away camps.
dysiode
No need, just stick electrodes attached to car batteries in their ponds
Lubanjo
i think that's actually true somewhat. frogs born with genetic defects causing them to be both male and female
ObscureCommentBot
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2842049/
GorramBatman
THE GAY BOMB
Morec
Hilariously: that one KINDA turned out to be true - the sex was being changed, though, not the orientation.
OddlyPacific
Do you have any idea what the queers are doing to our soil?!?
mostadequatebboy
And if it wasn't for him the reptilians would have enslaved us long ago!
CaptainCinnabar
reverendbonobo
https://youtu.be/9JRLCBb7qK8
EccentricNimoy
Epic!! Thank you I needed that!
Dares
https://68.media.tumblr.com/059478c7ed3d3160e7a2f802a9e48257/tumblr_os8zdbQrhh1v6ew5no1_1280.jpg
SarcasticComment
Gay Frogs!?!? NOT IN MY GOOD CHRISTIAN NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
I hope it's not MY frogs.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
I'm just amazed that guy hasn't died from a heart attack or brain aneurism yet.. he looks like he's regularly got a 200+ blood pressure
TacticallySignificantTurtle2ElectricBoogaloo
He's just a humble water filter merchant
Vaanhalen
Better than guac bowl merchant
Morec
Please clap.
eddieizzardsevilfish
But transgender frogs are an actual thing
MinorClarification
No, trans-sexual frogs. They change their genitals they don't complain about pronouns
HAVEANOTHERONEOKp
There are some really stupid people in this world
Bootohfoostoe
http://news.berkeley.edu/2010/03/01/frogs/
whatupmyknitters
any idea what interview that's from?
Eireman4Ever
+1 for Chelsea!
username000176
Atrazine is what the pesticide is called
ObscureCommentBot
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2842049/
Bootohfoostoe
http://news.berkeley.edu/2010/03/01/frogs/
grinner
I believe with a vengeance that it's an act he's putting on.
TrueNorthernLights
I don't know, how could anyone have the energy to put on that act for so long?
Vaanhalen
All it takes is about ten minutes of intelligent reflection and it's obvious it's an act. He's like a modern comedy version ofCoast to Coast
FEMAcampsarereal
Bounced on my boy's dick for hours reading this comment.
josephericpineiro
Haha wait what?
FEMAcampsarereal
I just really like the comment. And bouncing on dick. So why not have both?
Vaanhalen
It sounds like you're raping a baby
FEMAcampsarereal
That you went there says more about you than me.
KBiT
That's some serious comment etiquette there
fearandloathebananas
The dude is fucking hilarious! Did you see him drunk and stoned on Joe Rogan?
baronnapalm
It was 2 a.m. we were two hours in and I said I had to sleep. At that moment he said "illuminati." Guess who stayed up to watch the rest
drewdominguez
Me (you too probably)
KonaDarbles
Fucking amazing podcast, "Joe i don't wanna get into aliens".. *2 seconds later* THE SPACE QUEEN THAT CONTROLS THE MEDIA RABBLE RABBLE"
knickknackpaddywhackgiveadogabone
you had me at rabble rabble
DukeDarkwood
I would have preferred robble robble.
KonaDarbles
Also combined with crazy Eddie Bravo....
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Who is Eddie bravo?
KonaDarbles
Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt and nut job
KonaDarbles
He's on a few of Joe rogans podcasts
Vaanhalen
Eddie came off as such an asshole in that one. Stop interrupting with uninspired 8th grader logic and let people speak, geez eddie
KonaDarbles
You could see rogan tryna keep his cool, he's been behaved in recent ones though
Lobsterfest10k
eetot
It was true. Here's a liberal source for the story https://www.democracynow.org/2014/2/21/silencing_the_scientist_tyrone_hayes_on
BerserkerKing
Well shit
iPostReactionMemes
The video was very informative +1 however... There is always 3 sides to a story. His, hers, and the truth
CardiacShotgun
I legitimately love watching Alex Jones. Probably the best unintentional comedy ever created.
Vaanhalen
It's actually intentional comedy. And it's hilarious because there's no limit. Hell say literally anything insane
Morec
No, it's pretty intentionally comedic, even Jones himself has stated that this is a character - hell, he was forced to when his ex-wife >
Morec
recently used his act on stage to trick a court into giving her full custody of their children.
OfficerBaconBits
I believe he claimed it was intentional In his custody battles, saying he takes on a persona for entertainment purposes
drewdominguez
That too! I have laughed less hard at everything else
rabaal
I do to, but sometimes it gets a little uncomfortable to watch. Have to take a break every so often.
Morec
The parts where it gets uncomfortable are the parts you need to watch EVEN MORE CLOSELY - THOSE ARE THE TRUE TRUTH PARTS!
rabaal
That being said, if you don't watch him, you might accidentally confuse some of his silly rants as his actual standpoints.
drewdominguez
He can be easily taken out of context, talks a mile a minute, and something as simple as a new law can be an affront to liberty lol
shuttlecockinakumquat
It's not unintentional. It's just a fun conspiracy theory website/show. People getting up in arms because they don't get it's fake serious.
AutomaticDoggo
However I don't watch this show, just extracts and memes from it, so maybe you're right, but it's definitely not the vibe he's giving me
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
I'm more concerned about the avid listeners who don't know it's fake serious.
AutomaticDoggo
I think Alex Jones doesn't know either that it's fake serious. Also I've seen a lot of people agreeing with him very seriously
shuttlecockinakumquat
It's a character. Just like AVGN or Francis et al. It's not his fault people are retarded.
AutomaticDoggo
I'm pretty sure he pretends to be a character so that he doesn't have to face the consequences for what he says. Like not getting custody
Jollygreen88
It's not a character. He has been around the TX Capitol for years spewing this stuff. Trump made him famous, unfortunately.
rickeyspanish
me too, he is actually a pretty smart dude. he likes to do satire a lot and then gets cut up as being serious.
OniOfWildPlaces
Thats because his dumbass has people who take him seriously. Thats the problem. Otherwise he could just be a far right comedian if sorts
Jollygreen88
No, no he's not. He's worthless and gives Republicans a bad name. You've seen him confront Sandy Hook parents, right? That isn't satire...
Cacapeepeepoopoo
One of those people taking him seriously.... the president
rickeyspanish
well it isn't all satire. the gay frogs thing is real...the way he said it, was the joke. As far as Sandy Hook, he admitted he was wrong.
shuttlecockinakumquat
People of the 21st centry do not understand satire. It hurts my brain watching people get trolled 24/7 because they just don't get it.
flikrdoodles
Satire isn't allowed to exist because the internet is SRS BSNS and people could literally die! Literally!
Cacapeepeepoopoo
Stupidity and satire are different things
whatsisname
I make sure never to click on his actual youtube channel though.
ethanpanda101
But why? If you don't mind me asking.
whatsisname
What the other two people said. Plus I don't want youtube sending me other fish-people-hillary nonsense.
YourWaifuIsTrash
Because YTers can monetize their videos, making $ per view. Each time you watch it on his channel, you're giving him money.
Mischra
Watch him on joe Rogan, funny af
oarttam
Adblocker
ethanpanda101
Ohh that makes sense, thank you.
GodEmperorOfImgur
Fun fact, if you actually READ the study he referenced, it's kinda true. It was about chemicals being released by a company in a local 1/3
rando53
That's unscientific. Even if it wasn't utter bullshit, the fact that Alex Jones believes it makes it worthless to pursue.
Jusmar
Fuckin' scientists, they're not scientists! Wait no https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2842049/
rando53
If you can't tell the difference between a real study and a fake one, you have no business using the internet.
Jusmar
A NIH-approved study written by 11 biologists, neurologists, and earth scientists that was peer reviewed by the NAS is not fake.
WhyAreYouASmugBellend
Also in the UK male fish in some rivers have eggs in their testes. Like more than half the males in some places due to The Pill not filtered
WhatIfTho
I just read your user name. You poor thing.
SeriousCloud
Yeah, I worked for the department of Conservation and there were fish that had both male and female sex organs etc. probably from birth 1/2
SeriousCloud
control chemicals passing through women and waste treatment into their habitats.
LaterallyHortler
Implying Alex Jones is ever wrong about anything
ObscureCommentBot
He was wrong about sandy hook but that's about it.
SeriousCloud
A broken clock is right twice a day.
GodEmperorOfImgur
stream, 90% of all frogs that came into contact with the chemical would develop "female tendencies" and start behaving as female frogs, 2/3
GodEmperorOfImgur
* 90% of all MALE frogs, forgot a word.
Predicto
Yes. There is a real scientific study, that Jones completely misunderstood, misrepresented, and made political. Because he is a nutjob.
GodEmperorOfImgur
Oh yeah, he's a fucking nutjob through and through. I am not defending him, just standing that there was an actual study behind it.
SirBeaneth
I heard about that study in a lecture and whispered to the guy next to me 'they're turning the frickin frogs gay' sadly he didn't get it
whatupmyknitters
don't frogs already have that ability though? and the chemical just activates the change? humans don't do that (we can't go from female to--
whatupmyknitters
--fertile male or vice versa, i mean). plus, changing sexes/genders doesn't signify homosexuality anyway. frogs changing sexes doesn't --
whatupmyknitters
--mean they're gay now.
GodEmperorOfImgur
If I recall, it was an involuntary change. Frogs don't generally make this change unless necessary for group survival.
whatupmyknitters
i understand that there are probably consequences to making that change happen rather than it happening as needed by the frogs, but that's--
GodEmperorOfImgur
while 10% of the male frogs that came into contact with it, transformed into fertile, egg laying females. 3/3
getridofTheSeaword
So not gay frogs then?
xKaraKx
Transsexual frogs
GodEmperorOfImgur
Well, a male frog, that acts like a female frog, but still is male, including having sex with other male frogs is... gay, isn't it? 1/2