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Orlandonuts
Santa Ate A Gummy
Song by Ben Winship and Tim O'Brien
ThisIsMyUsernameThereAreManyLikeIt
I like the implication that Santa shares his cookies with Rudolph
3Davideo
Somehow I didn't think of Santa as a lightweight.
mrhowser
Magic brownies make Santa fly.
IUpvoteFuturama
No one's ever going to believe the guy working the drive thru at Taco Bell.
MadHatter69
techcitizen
https://www.imdb.com/es-es/title/tt0069945/
Dark Star (1974)
Captain: Teach it Phenomenology, Doolittle.
...
Doolittle: Hello, bomb, are you with me?
Bomb: Of course.
Doolittle: How do you know you exist?
Bomb: Well of course I exist.
Doolittle: But how do you know you exist?
Bomb: It is intuitively obvious.
Doolittle: Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have that you exist?
epicurusaquinas
I think therefore I am thinking.
Alright, lunger?
(Seriously hoping you DON'T have TB but it was the nearest meme available and Michael Beihn looks high AF in it)
Iseeyourpointandraiseyou
We're in the spirit world, asshole, they can't see us!
epicurusaquinas
I see your point. I fold.
stayingalive4life
🎶I was gonna deliver some gifts but then I got high…🎶
shyriath
(ooooooo-oooooooo-oooooooo)
JustaguyfromNH
"I was gunna dash right through the drifts - but then I got highhhh....."
pritolus
(laaa-ra-da-darara)
LustyLombax
No you wasn't man
Iseeyourpointandraiseyou
"But now I'm In-da-couch, and I know whyyyy,"