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polymetricr
Exact behavior of these protocols depends on software and hardware specifications and implementation.
Imstruttinmyasslikeidontcare
Aypie
Why the hell Wi-Fi sign is upside down? Why nobody talks about that?
headintheclouds247
Prototypeplaya5
after seeing the second picture this became seriously unfunny as it was mild as fuck in the place and the pic made it seem actually serious
CaptainLogopolis
WOMEN THAT DON'T SLEEP WITH ME ARE SLUTS
GuyOMaley
StRocketScience
This came from 9gag, I'm betting. This shitty garbage gets to the FP there daily
SaikyoStyle
Women are like cobblestones. They both exist.
Mikeyhouser
Was gonna say, that's not how Bluetooth works
krapmyself
Women are like KFC. when you are done with the breast and thigh, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Imalwaysready
It's funny because boys always be like Thing X and girls always be like Thing Y, amiright?!
GoAheadAndDownvoteYouFlippingFascist
Lol, Sinbad you're still funny.
DrunkenMarineBiologist
As a biologist, it bothers me that these aren't the other way around
Imalwaysready
Good point. Wish I'd caught that.
TristanBomb
Oh fuck off. Both are terrible, sexist analogies that reinforce dangerous stereotypes.
ICarpeYourDiems
Women are like owls. Owls are not like the seem.
Grunwald
Mich funny yes
gunners27
Son a woman is like a fridge. About 6ft tall, 300 pounds......
MercuryGreen
If you're talking about your phone, it can connect to multiple bluetooth devices at once, but one WiFi point.
MercuryGreen
If you're talking about a bluetooth device and a WAP, it's the reverse. All about your point of view...
MOTHERFUCKINGTOASTERS
actually Bluetooth can have up to 8 connected devices at one time, I.E. PS3 controllers.
Namotatop
men/women posts are like shit, they're 100% shit and all the good parts were already used somewhere before
TheBurritoConfederacy
The world record connection distance for Bluetooth is something like 2 miles. Of course that involved some directional antennae.
snarkysunbro
Wi-Fi can also be incredibly unreliable.
TheBorzoi
You can have up to 8 Bluetooth devices connected together, actually. 1 host, 7 guests. Bluesnarfing is also a thing.
Overcucumbered
Women are like jeans, you turn them inside out before you wash them
IronicUsername
That's a pretty sick burn if you don't know anything about Bluetooth or WiFi.
memberwar
or sex, or gender roles, or... anything, really
SkittleBot
I was thinking the same thing.
Shovi
Yea? In what way was it wrong?
Ladygreenwood
...or women or wolves.
pancreas
Relation ship wise, I'm like Bluetooth. The bluetooth on my phone doesn't work...Although neither does the wifi now...
pancreas
For fucks sake, my goddamn iphone 4 still works from 2011, and this new phone was borked out of the box, and lost wifi after like 6 months.
BlowOnItAndStickItIn
Borked is a funny word.
pancreas
thanks.
summershank
JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
Don't you have some work to do?
TheMasterDB8er
So Wi-fi connects itself to the strongest device huh? No. Whoever made this tried to soubd clever, but failed.
TheMasterDB8er
Sound* irony
B4k4Black
Think of it backwards, women are the phone, they see all WiFi connections and pick the strongest.
TheOnlyOriginalScreenNameLeft
My wifi insists on connecting to my parents' network even after I'm standing right next to my own router.
pancreas
In the future, just say "my device insists..." They you wrote it hurts to read.
TheOnlyOriginalScreenNameLeft
"They you wrote it hurts to read"? What does that even mean?
pancreas
the*
Bennings
I am honestly clueless as to how anyone over the age of fourteen would find this even remotely funny.
pancreas
a lot of tech illiterate folks who are amused by basic gossip style things on the internet. My facebook feed is full of this type of shit.
pancreas
Just want to mention, I literally just saw this image being shared on my facebook feed. so, yeah...
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ISayFuckAllTheTime
Do you need me to call you a Bondulance?
BlueGodBalmung
Maybe, because I have no memory of writing this.....
UncivilizedEngie
They're probably surrounded with hetero-normative relationships or willfully ignorant of any trait that doesn't fit in your stereotype.
MundaneFinality
Relationships arent hetero-normative. That te rm refers to a society's treatment of relationships, not the relationships themselves.
PaleChixAreMyFetish
Women are like winter. They are dark and full of terrors.
aesthesia1
I've never seen or met a winter terror
aesthesia1
And I'll raise u: men are like summer. Sticky and full of parasitic bugs.
DrunkenMarineBiologist
The night
dmoore182
Women are like the woods. Mysterious and full of wolves.
Ririmilanceleste
Warmlight
tamtarr
I never laugh, just smile, but this made me giggle. How ridiculous.
witchsword
Which woods? The woods here are all man made and shallow
DJNatsak
Can confirm. I am three wolves stack on top of one another. I'm a small wood
s0bere
Hm yeah that sounds right. *keeps scrolling* WaIT WHAT
TGWolf
I make guys I'm with full all the time :3
Crimpwithyourthumb
I wish someone would have told me BEFORE the wolves..... there were so many.
ThatLooksGoodGiveMeThat
Bizarkly
*Some* women are more like a forest: full of a number of varieties of thick wood.
Grimlockagogo
Women are like the woods. If you enter unprepared, your gonna have a bad time
Richrich07
Best.... phrase....ever
TheRealSirGregorCleganeTheMountain
Women are like wet paper towels. Sometimes, they're just there.
Avlaen
i wish i was full of wolves. i like it knotty. :3
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
... hello.
Avlaen
Why hello there. :)
eatpiewithface
if we're full of wolves, why are our feet always cold? checkmate.
Sticklebrickk
Wolf? Where? What wolf?
CaptWhiskerHorn
HOLLA MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE!
nightcrafts
Men are swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon.
dmoore182
With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
MyNameChegg
livingcheeseburger
Finally a perfect use. +1
omglandshark
livingcheeseburger
ForgivingCat
You can soak your log in them.
Ihavemyxomatosis
Is this from anything? I really like this.
cldar
Malcolm in the Middle
dmoore182
That crazy old guy.
LadyStormdance
Women do run in packs...
DogsArePeople02
Especially to the bathroom.
LadyStormdance
Truth! Female bladder issue; older you get, worse it gets.
DogsArePeople02
I'm female and don't even know why.
Nyxish
As a woman, I prefer this description of those I've read on this thread so far. +1
Zardif
All the women I've dated have been Xs and none have an answer to Y.
MediocreExtremist
I wanted to favorite this reply
jdcream
I like my women like I like my coffee. Black. Bitter. And preferably fair trade.
MouthSpiders
I like my women how I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Ackchyually. Coffee grounds and beans should be kept at room temp. Cold allows condensation to form when removed which causes mold.
MouthSpiders
Not if taken directly from freezer to coffee pot. But yes you're right, if I defrosted it a tub at a time.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Unless you are scooping directly from the freezer. Condensation will form even with short stents out of the freezer. A minute out will cause
Ant4N
Women are like chocolate milk. I like it except when it calls me a dick
objectreborn
....what?
MarlenaWatches
The woods are just trees, the trees are just wood
servingmytimeinusersub
I sort of hate to ask it, but what's a rhyme for basket?
MarlenaWatches
Like the girl with the red hood says; hate to ask it....
ArtArchive
I thought a woman was just like a nuclear reactor. You just have to read the manual and push the right buttons.
diregamer
And if you push the wrong ones it ends in disaster.
pukeface666
That's everyone tbh.
Irreal
And be carefull with the control rod
Tywinning
Pulling it out too fast might result in a catastrophic meltdown
objectreborn
Except there's no manual
ArtArchive
That's the joke. It's a line from The Simpsons.
ZaeMillion
Give 'em chocolate and stay clear of them one week out of every month, super simple stuff.
objectreborn
But I don't like chocolate.
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
We do love chocolate
betatestedyourgirlfriend
this is some old shit, bluetooth can connect with multiple devices
SpartanOwl417
Polyamory is legit.
tanomil
some people are polyamorous dont judge
OffendedSkeleton
HitlersKDratio
My Bluetooth earbuds can connect with my laptop and my phone at the same time. It's a bit buggy but it works
samsonguy920
Slut.
AcolyteofPizza
Simultaneously?
Ayzmo
The Galaxy S8 can stream to multiple devices simultaneously.
superanth
I've got a keyboard and headphones that did this on Friday.
idkalan
Yeah, with the current Bluetooth models, they can connect to multiple devices. Some phones can connect to wireless headsets and stream music
idkalan
on wireless speakers
johnson21
If everyone is into it.
GoodorBadWhosToSay
Desktop computers have been able to do this for a decade now at least. Speakers, mouse, keyboard, +, all the same time. Source: computers.
GreatLordLlama
iPhone 6; Apple Watch, iPad, and Wireless Headphones, all at once
phillybits
Yes. My phone connects to my car for calls and my sound system through a BT-Aux adapter for music.
VeteranKamikaze
Yeah, do you really think everyone with a smartwatch and Bluetooth headphones is always choosing one or the other?
krysiej
Upto 7 devices at a time for a full capability transceiver (cell or PC) up to 2 at a time for some small devices like speaker or headphones
krysiej
And the 7 was part of the Bluetooth 1.0 standard.
Denturedog
Yup I have 8 ilumi bulbs in my house plus my soundbar so I'm using up to 9 at a time
krysiej
Illumi bulb may be using Zigbee to talk amongst themselves...
iynque
They use Bluetooth, and some kind of Bluetooth Mesh networking I don't understand… maybe you connect to one and they connect to each other?
skittlesFan
Yes. I have some speakers that do this.
Matty3D
My car does this too. I have a tablet and my phone connected. Tablet for my kids to watch movies, phone for nav.
Trymelym
Wouldn't that sound like an abomination if you played multiple things simultaneously?
WizardOfRaz
Actually iirc that's why Bluetooth 5.0 was created. I think before that it just switch between multiple connected devices
benjy847
you can only play on thing at a time and it comes out of both speakers. Like a stereo
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
So how does it decide which device to play from if it can be connected to multiple?