Jul 7, 2018 11:13 PM
Antonisu
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P.S. One of them is fake. Can you guess what it is?
MarkOfTheCovenant
It's all one picture, are you from imgurs past op
Brandy321
You're very strange. You belong here. +1
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Whats up with that spider looking like an oreo?
JackoW
Was it only me reading the description of the arm thinking it was twice the length and then dissapointed when it was around?
donottouchdonut
Fvckya
You motherfuckers need to stop fucking family members in high radiation. We have enough daytime television content. You can stop.
spacecadet103
Mathais Schlitte v
ProficientInGifs
This is what I came to the comments to see
bobtheaxolotl
Cyclocosmia spiders are trapdoor spiders, but most trapdoor spiders aren't cyclocosmia spiders.
Also, as much as we all want tiny pet giraffes, fake as fuck.
HoosierScientist
All of it. Nothing truthful comes in comic sans.
TANEY500
This actually looks like Apple Casual. See the J, K, and slanted cross-bars on the t and T
mycatsanarsehole
That fish is a shit messenger if it rocked up after the earthquake.
Storm5
Like you could travel up 1,000 feet from the ocean any faster
Aristotelm
They think it means an earthquake will happen in japan, whereas the earthquakes in the post happened in Chille and Tiwan.
EleMenTal304
Ah, yes. Germany's very own Hellboy
t6005
Lizzie Velasquez is a fucking rock star, she didn't let the horrific bullying she suffered slow her down for a second.
bngd
She was my student and yes she is.
cyndarrus
was interested, then i had an aneurysm reading the font
spectaclestesticuleswalletandwatch
Right? My eyes are bleeding.
garamis
ThankYou.gif
funhomewife
So, if you like the tongue louse and body horror, I strongly recommend watching The Bay.
marin8itall
Petite lap giraffes, even tho I’d love one....
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Anyone have a good method to wipe tongue parasite from my memory forever?
swtlj1217
Oreo spider!
maximi
I had Cyclocosmia ricketti some years ago, scary little bugger.
rabidCOVIDphysician
Those were pictures of a spider that had its abdomen cut in half. Those are cross-sections of their insides.
NotAHugeSpider
Nope, that's really its weird flat butt. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclocosmia#/media/File:Cyclocosmia.jpg
RationalViking
Im hungry for the forbidden oreo
JimmyWalkerDynOmite
Hydrox!
Haha. I thought of Hydrox too!
Eppol
The trapdoor spider is indeed very real and is named how it is due to the way it borrows into the ground and covers it with a lid.
tugboatcaptain
They look like they've evolved to get people to pick them up. This is my nightmare.
SugarTitillates
What did #1 look like after the surgery.. surgery..?
KazUrath
samsneed
Tradedigits
Why is everyone referencing the Canadians, when we all know the true reference needed here?
TheGreatAku
"Igor, bring me my Frankenhole references." "You GOT IT!"
CreigerRykov
Holy crap I forgot about that show. Loved that. XD
Yeah it was a guilty pleasure of mine lol, I enjoyed the show
fredbighead9
The girl can't gain weight, but she can go for longer than 20 minutes without eating
Framtonm
AAARRRGGGHHH! Fkn trapdoors! (I live in Australia)
NATA5
They raised the funds to fix his face and there’s no fucking pictures of his fixed face?!
Bombpier
Kid looks like an SCP
ChernoGamma
I don't even want to know what kind of Clown Posse this refers to
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-001
usernamestaketoomucheffort
I tried to look it up. A few possible pictures showed up but no idea if that’s how he really looks now.
DistantRelativeOfTommyRepeatTimmons
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4112862/The-heart-wrenching-story-China-s-mask-boy-Child-appears-two-faces-rare-birth-defect.html
LittleMathCat
Doing the Lord's work.
z3lfmoord
Doesn’t look that much better
DoNotKnowJack
No new info, but after one surgery: https://imgur.com/BUC5TJo
Zigor22
His face scares me. Sorry kid. :/
Havok707
its less scary if you give in to the feeling that its an elaborate mask !
BlazingMantis
Must be secretly half Canadian.
sprfrkdvd
Who the hairy girl or the left side of that arm wrestler. #Murica
Deathstrik3
The face mask kid. South Park joke.
IamNotAnAlien
didn’t have to scroll far for this comment
xtsnx
we all thought it... you had the balls to comment it, kudos
DonutsWithAttitude
https://imgur.com/J6VPjtt
chavnutsmcchav
I was looking for this.
Kronzor
Me too, if it wasn't here i'd of posted. That's an auto upvote.
mwallCorgiCreator
I'm stealing all of these and writing the most interestingly-f*cked up series of horror stories of all time. Name your cut when I make bank.
Sqwuid
John Dies at the End did one of them and it's like... Fuck
AliBarber
100%. LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT
thefrompleman
Haha fool. 200% AND THIS GUYS CUT
iHveNoCleverName
5 smeckels
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Well the fish-tongue thing has been done. Think it was called The Bay or something.
ThisisntJessitsJess
Lol yeah, it was a super fun B movie. And still pretty creepy.
JunglePygmy
That mask kid could be the most awesome superhero ever
visorian
Even though he's not that buff I'm pretty sure Matthias could scare some mofos away in the event of a bar fight
UnfortunatelyImTheHighKingOfSkyrim
“Genetic bone disorder” Please, we’re all adults here. We know exactly how his arm got like that.
ThePlainDoll
Well it is righty so...
iamthisguy247
StealthyNinja7
How soon you youngins forget
InfiniteSynapse
A bit off topic but its funny how they call it disorder when there are crabs with a similar condition they call it mutation.
MacrossGirl
I think he has Hemihypertrophy but he also probably plays with himself alot.
TognaBlony
It was from keeping his bone in order.
AnalTelescope
i have something similar. My right arm is a whole inch longer than my left arm.
WellThatsOriginal
Spinach?
wowwhatagreataudience
"We're all adults here" hahaha great choice of words
panamjck
Well, it does involve bones although disorder is debatable
Marinator5000
Cmon guys, he clearly pulverized his penis
MightyChlorians
Oldmemedigger
He's a special infected?
MisterWho
Only science can explain such a phenomenon.
OxidizedShackleford
Watching the masturbation channel?
CaldariBob
HBO?
StellarJay77
Ya a bone disorder that keeps him in the bathroom for several hours a day.
waitwasthatreal
Yeah, rick injected him
Princeoftards
NICE ARM MOOORTY!
haveueverwentfast
shawnshablinski5
Petite giraffes = Fake!
Rkfinecake
There have been sightings of dwarf elephants. Unfortunately, it was more hearsay than anything else.
PerfectGifComment
v
circlebreaker
XXXtraSmallGiraffes?
secretdpp
I'm not going to get my science permits revoked for nothing... They will exist
Stevegiraffegod
Your right and I would know.
fortfantastic
that looked really real, didn't it? but you knew it couldn't be true.
Slagurth
dyslexicuntied
I want to believe
Me too.
VoidofStatic
believe and you will achieve
FastFlow
I like how they snuck it in with a bunch of real facts
Glassesmanic
I knew it was fake because if it wasn't I would have one
J0HNNYACTI0N
The rest is real though... right?
Janusha
It would only have been headline news all over the world if it was even remotely true.
cassafrasquatch
Opulence. I has it.
EatsBees
I wish they were real :(
Wanderingmaniac
Imalwaysready
Not at all. They are even used in winter sports. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/unanything/images/f/f6/Lap-giraffes-on-ice-450x306.jpg
highqualityraterotica
WhatsUpButtercup
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CelebratedBrownApatosaur-max-1mb.gif
VaIerie
I'm surprised this isn't higher up.
AntiProtonBoy
This comment ruined my day.
This comment got me 1,000 fake internet points
FromDenmarkWithHate
I just upvoted you to 2288!
encyclopediabritannica
I'm shocked people are still falling for this. Wasn't it originally sourced out of some beer ad?
Mthrboard
DirecTV ad. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CjWYbcbpiWA
TheRicM
People are being presented with so much information nowadays that stuff either gets buried in the feeds or forgotten quickly
MacDaddySmitt
Next youre gonna tell me the common House Hippo isn't real either
Elonth
pygmy hippos.
They're not?! *Cries*
TicoMachi
"That looked really... real, but you knew it was too good to be true"
They are real and they are really hungry. You could say they are hungry, hungry.
IIRC they like to eat peanut butter and the crumbs from toast.
Epictails
marcosis9000
But I saw it on tv!
obsessivecrazycatlady
Didn't listen to the whole thing at first and went running to my dad, asking all about why we don't have those at home.
Fucking bureaucrats
cbla
*whips out relevant gif* https://imgur.com/Wmwbvo7
Beautiful. I steal. You've done your country proud son.
xXMisterOatesXx
Psst you still think those are real? I stopped believing in a house hippo after I was told a CatDog wasn't real. That was the worst (1)
Undrave
I'm glad Catdog wasn't real. That show SUUUUUUUCKED!
25th birthday party I have ever had and I have had about 3 25 year old birthday parties.
For children of all ages
Anamenooneelsehas2
Canadian right here!
Vegonbrei
Ehhhh!
CiaoBriella
Ehhhhhh!
lehousehippo
We're real. Just very timid and rarely seen!
WHEW!!
Username checks out
Samsquantch82
Nah, pretty sure your mom was real.
DanNeedsLoveToo
Lmfao someone call 911
Terrapin2190
BahamutBBob
*is. You fucking virgin lol jk
Shit, my kids are going to be so confused.
ericdidit
I could see us being good drinking buddies.
MarkOfTheCovenant
It's all one picture, are you from imgurs past op
Brandy321
You're very strange. You belong here. +1
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Whats up with that spider looking like an oreo?
JackoW
Was it only me reading the description of the arm thinking it was twice the length and then dissapointed when it was around?
donottouchdonut
Fvckya
You motherfuckers need to stop fucking family members in high radiation. We have enough daytime television content. You can stop.
spacecadet103
Mathais Schlitte
v
ProficientInGifs
This is what I came to the comments to see
bobtheaxolotl
Cyclocosmia spiders are trapdoor spiders, but most trapdoor spiders aren't cyclocosmia spiders.
bobtheaxolotl
Also, as much as we all want tiny pet giraffes, fake as fuck.
HoosierScientist
All of it. Nothing truthful comes in comic sans.
TANEY500
This actually looks like Apple Casual. See the J, K, and slanted cross-bars on the t and T
mycatsanarsehole
That fish is a shit messenger if it rocked up after the earthquake.
Storm5
Like you could travel up 1,000 feet from the ocean any faster
Aristotelm
They think it means an earthquake will happen in japan, whereas the earthquakes in the post happened in Chille and Tiwan.
EleMenTal304
Ah, yes. Germany's very own Hellboy
t6005
Lizzie Velasquez is a fucking rock star, she didn't let the horrific bullying she suffered slow her down for a second.
bngd
She was my student and yes she is.
cyndarrus
was interested, then i had an aneurysm reading the font
spectaclestesticuleswalletandwatch
Right? My eyes are bleeding.
garamis
ThankYou.gif
funhomewife
So, if you like the tongue louse and body horror, I strongly recommend watching The Bay.
marin8itall
Petite lap giraffes, even tho I’d love one....
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Anyone have a good method to wipe tongue parasite from my memory forever?
swtlj1217
Oreo spider!
maximi
I had Cyclocosmia ricketti some years ago, scary little bugger.
rabidCOVIDphysician
Those were pictures of a spider that had its abdomen cut in half. Those are cross-sections of their insides.
NotAHugeSpider
Nope, that's really its weird flat butt. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclocosmia#/media/File:Cyclocosmia.jpg
RationalViking
Im hungry for the forbidden oreo
JimmyWalkerDynOmite
Hydrox!
swtlj1217
Haha. I thought of Hydrox too!
Eppol
The trapdoor spider is indeed very real and is named how it is due to the way it borrows into the ground and covers it with a lid.
tugboatcaptain
They look like they've evolved to get people to pick them up. This is my nightmare.
SugarTitillates
What did #1 look like after the surgery.. surgery..?
KazUrath
samsneed
Tradedigits
Why is everyone referencing the Canadians, when we all know the true reference needed here?
TheGreatAku
"Igor, bring me my Frankenhole references." "You GOT IT!"
CreigerRykov
Holy crap I forgot about that show. Loved that. XD
Tradedigits
Yeah it was a guilty pleasure of mine lol, I enjoyed the show
fredbighead9
The girl can't gain weight, but she can go for longer than 20 minutes without eating
Framtonm
AAARRRGGGHHH! Fkn trapdoors! (I live in Australia)
NATA5
They raised the funds to fix his face and there’s no fucking pictures of his fixed face?!
Bombpier
Kid looks like an SCP
ChernoGamma
I don't even want to know what kind of Clown Posse this refers to
Bombpier
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-001
usernamestaketoomucheffort
I tried to look it up. A few possible pictures showed up but no idea if that’s how he really looks now.
DistantRelativeOfTommyRepeatTimmons
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4112862/The-heart-wrenching-story-China-s-mask-boy-Child-appears-two-faces-rare-birth-defect.html
LittleMathCat
Doing the Lord's work.
z3lfmoord
Doesn’t look that much better
DoNotKnowJack
No new info, but after one surgery: https://imgur.com/BUC5TJo
Zigor22
His face scares me. Sorry kid. :/
Havok707
its less scary if you give in to the feeling that its an elaborate mask !
BlazingMantis
Must be secretly half Canadian.
sprfrkdvd
Who the hairy girl or the left side of that arm wrestler. #Murica
Deathstrik3
The face mask kid. South Park joke.
IamNotAnAlien
didn’t have to scroll far for this comment
xtsnx
we all thought it... you had the balls to comment it, kudos
DonutsWithAttitude
https://imgur.com/J6VPjtt
chavnutsmcchav
I was looking for this.
Kronzor
Me too, if it wasn't here i'd of posted. That's an auto upvote.
mwallCorgiCreator
I'm stealing all of these and writing the most interestingly-f*cked up series of horror stories of all time. Name your cut when I make bank.
Sqwuid
John Dies at the End did one of them and it's like... Fuck
AliBarber
100%. LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT
thefrompleman
Haha fool. 200% AND THIS GUYS CUT
iHveNoCleverName
5 smeckels
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Well the fish-tongue thing has been done. Think it was called The Bay or something.
ThisisntJessitsJess
Lol yeah, it was a super fun B movie. And still pretty creepy.
JunglePygmy
That mask kid could be the most awesome superhero ever
visorian
Even though he's not that buff I'm pretty sure Matthias could scare some mofos away in the event of a bar fight
UnfortunatelyImTheHighKingOfSkyrim
“Genetic bone disorder” Please, we’re all adults here. We know exactly how his arm got like that.
ThePlainDoll
Well it is righty so...
iamthisguy247
StealthyNinja7
How soon you youngins forget
InfiniteSynapse
A bit off topic but its funny how they call it disorder when there are crabs with a similar condition they call it mutation.
MacrossGirl
I think he has Hemihypertrophy but he also probably plays with himself alot.
TognaBlony
It was from keeping his bone in order.
AnalTelescope
i have something similar. My right arm is a whole inch longer than my left arm.
StealthyNinja7
WellThatsOriginal
Spinach?
wowwhatagreataudience
"We're all adults here" hahaha great choice of words
panamjck
Well, it does involve bones although disorder is debatable
Marinator5000
Cmon guys, he clearly pulverized his penis
MightyChlorians
Oldmemedigger
He's a special infected?
MisterWho
Only science can explain such a phenomenon.
OxidizedShackleford
Watching the masturbation channel?
CaldariBob
HBO?
StellarJay77
Ya a bone disorder that keeps him in the bathroom for several hours a day.
waitwasthatreal
Yeah, rick injected him
Princeoftards
NICE ARM MOOORTY!
haveueverwentfast
shawnshablinski5
Petite giraffes = Fake!
Rkfinecake
There have been sightings of dwarf elephants. Unfortunately, it was more hearsay than anything else.
PerfectGifComment
circlebreaker
XXXtraSmallGiraffes?
secretdpp
I'm not going to get my science permits revoked for nothing... They will exist
Stevegiraffegod
Your right and I would know.
fortfantastic
that looked really real, didn't it? but you knew it couldn't be true.
Slagurth
dyslexicuntied
I want to believe
sprfrkdvd
Me too.
VoidofStatic
believe and you will achieve
FastFlow
I like how they snuck it in with a bunch of real facts
Glassesmanic
I knew it was fake because if it wasn't I would have one
J0HNNYACTI0N
The rest is real though... right?
Janusha
It would only have been headline news all over the world if it was even remotely true.
cassafrasquatch
Opulence. I has it.
EatsBees
I wish they were real :(
Wanderingmaniac
Imalwaysready
Not at all. They are even used in winter sports. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/unanything/images/f/f6/Lap-giraffes-on-ice-450x306.jpg
highqualityraterotica
WhatsUpButtercup
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CelebratedBrownApatosaur-max-1mb.gif
VaIerie
I'm surprised this isn't higher up.
AntiProtonBoy
This comment ruined my day.
shawnshablinski5
This comment got me 1,000 fake internet points
FromDenmarkWithHate
I just upvoted you to 2288!
encyclopediabritannica
I'm shocked people are still falling for this. Wasn't it originally sourced out of some beer ad?
Mthrboard
DirecTV ad. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CjWYbcbpiWA
TheRicM
People are being presented with so much information nowadays that stuff either gets buried in the feeds or forgotten quickly
MacDaddySmitt
Next youre gonna tell me the common House Hippo isn't real either
Elonth
pygmy hippos.
EatsBees
They're not?! *Cries*
TicoMachi
"That looked really... real, but you knew it was too good to be true"
iamthisguy247
They are real and they are really hungry. You could say they are hungry, hungry.
Slagurth
IIRC they like to eat peanut butter and the crumbs from toast.
Epictails
marcosis9000
But I saw it on tv!
obsessivecrazycatlady
Didn't listen to the whole thing at first and went running to my dad, asking all about why we don't have those at home.
MacDaddySmitt
Fucking bureaucrats
cbla
*whips out relevant gif* https://imgur.com/Wmwbvo7
MacDaddySmitt
Beautiful. I steal. You've done your country proud son.
xXMisterOatesXx
Psst you still think those are real? I stopped believing in a house hippo after I was told a CatDog wasn't real. That was the worst (1)
Undrave
I'm glad Catdog wasn't real. That show SUUUUUUUCKED!
xXMisterOatesXx
25th birthday party I have ever had and I have had about 3 25 year old birthday parties.
MacDaddySmitt
For children of all ages
Anamenooneelsehas2
Canadian right here!
Vegonbrei
Ehhhh!
CiaoBriella
Ehhhhhh!
lehousehippo
We're real. Just very timid and rarely seen!
MacDaddySmitt
WHEW!!
shawnshablinski5
Username checks out
Samsquantch82
Nah, pretty sure your mom was real.
DanNeedsLoveToo
Lmfao someone call 911
Terrapin2190
BahamutBBob
Terrapin2190
MacDaddySmitt
*is. You fucking virgin lol jk
Samsquantch82
Shit, my kids are going to be so confused.
ericdidit
MacDaddySmitt
I could see us being good drinking buddies.