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Feb 21, 2017 7:47 PM
FreeGravy
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vieirasboots
Deadpool and lego Batman so if I die I die laughing
milestfox
Hulk and Goku. They can do the fusion dance, single-handedly crush everyone (even post-crisis Superman), then Instant Transmit me to safety.
the42
Superman and Deadpool . Remind superman to avoid kryptonite and have deadpool cut off wolverine's head.
McKnon
Goku could blow up the planet and instant transmission outta there, wait for super man to find him, and then kill him. Done
RobertsHamburgers
Powdered Toast Man
docbrown1955
Superman and Wolverine. Superman would grab wolverine by the leg and use him as an indestructible weapon
Meemeli
I would pick Goku to protect me and deadpool to have fun with
jjamess10
Honestly Thor and Superman. Two immortals seems good and superman can reverse time
ThePickliestRick
Superman and Hulk since they're both infinitely powerful. Alternatively, Superman and Goku.
joewidd
I only need Goku, he'll fuck 'em all up.
RogersTheShrubber
Simple answer, Wayne and Darth
YesmynameisGreg
ArchQuantum
The question I need answered is how long does Batman have to prepare?
Destrukto1
Where's Saitama ?
thatwasforthaneyousob
Saitama wasn't invited to this party I see.
CannibalStreet
Deadpool and The Hulk
ImDavidPumpkins
Superman to carry me around up in the air while goku kamehameha's shit from up there as well
ImDavidPumpkins
Goku can even instant transmission me to safe places if anyone gets close
quackisalive
Goku and Superman is the obvious answer. Goku can instant transmission me to another planet with an earth like atmosphere and blow up earth.
DoomSkuller
Goku wouldn't intentionally blow Earth up directly, though. He loves to fight,
DoomSkuller
but would also prefer not to put innocent bystanders in the middle of it
xXMidNiteXx
But goku would rather fight then protect
Lamborghinileglock
He fights to protect, and would have no issue with taking on a scary opponent like the hulk
quackisalive
It wouldn't be the first time he gets someone to safety so he can fight without a care.
D1RTYPENGU1N
My answer 100% depends on if Superman or Hulk can be hurt/killed with a light saber.
DoomSkuller
I wonder if a lightsaber can be powered by a Kryptonite crystal...
D1RTYPENGU1N
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PickleMorty
Batman and goku batman directs and goku does the assfucking
Lamborghinileglock
Agreed, batman is number one, and goku is basically a god
JohnCarnage
Ya but the fight might take 2 seasons and krillian might die 5 times
BJavin
wait wait wait, that person thinks antman is a better troll to piss off the hulk than Deadpool? srsly? SRSLY!?
AJCanuck
Yeah, that's a bit of a head-scratcher...he must really hate Antman
ASmellofWineandCheapPerfume
I'm not even a big comic fan, but thought Deadpool was perfect to go with the Hulk.
AustinAlex
Deadpool can't literally get inside of the Hulk's head like Antman can.
Kitsuryu
Deadpool and hulk for sure
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
Canonically hulk tends to disregard pool. Snuffs and walks off. But 'Little man no punch hulk again!!' Always gets a laugh
ArchQuantum
The thing with adding Goku to things like this is he always comes out with a new way to defeat his new more powerful opponent. (1)
DoomSkuller
Aye, he ways gets stronger in the face of adversity, even in death. Though Supes does similar, and Hulk gets infinitely stronger the angrier
DoomSkuller
*always gets
DoomSkuller
he gets
ArchQuantum
you can't just be like and Goku would beat the hulk by going super Saiyan God 2 even though that's exactly the kind of thing he would do (2)
ArchQuantum
If Goku isn't allowed now powers/abilities he will never be able to overcome new more powerful opponents like he always does. (3)
JesusOnACracker
Yea he can just instant transmission hulk to another planet and leave it him there forever.