A real American hero....

Jul 9, 2017 3:10 PM

usacolombia7575

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proracing53

Damn if I had just slapped my mom with pizza first, maybe she would be alive today.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ThisSubCouldUseMoreBees

I wish someone would slap me with pizza

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

gatosyperros

Have you tried slapping your mother with slide of pizza yet?!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

igotbannedacouplemonthagoagain

The first thing Americans do. No doubt

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

darthcooper

Here I thought it was Trump from the thumbnail.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

bluefacepaint

She doesn't look at all like GI Joe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcaFgT4Slyc

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

getadogupya

Kids are great.

8 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 2

zehgogglesdonossing

Sometimes.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Depwl9992

Teach kids to call 911 and then give them medals when they do. Shows how much we actually expect from them.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MajorPixel

The medal was for the pizza slap.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:31 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

GrunticusrulerofRelmz

So what?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SmokinDrinkinHikin

If don't even pizza works, then you have to call 911!

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

ImAFuckingGoodBoy

I thought I had a stroke reading that

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The701

"PIZZA IS NOT WORKING!!!! 911! 911!"

8 years ago | Likes 270 Dislikes 0

mikeatike

Hello, 911? Please send more pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

ahrden

Alright, two fly pies are on their way now. Should be there in fifteen. In the meantime, have you tried burgers?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

JimCarreyReactions

I would but I cannot cook and I have no money.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0