Oh dont look up the horror story about the religious couple that spent over a year having urethral sex and wondering why she never got pregnant. Only found out after months of bladder infections and she couldnt figure out.
Yeah but I just can't understand how it would end up there rather than in the normal hole, which after all is a lot bigger. Unless she had a deformity and it hadn't opened up properly or something?
retepronnoco
I could get behind that idea.
justherefortheconfession
Now, that's something I could get behind
Dragon10449
AndyLalor
polopolomarkopolopolo
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlNXIxdWRhbG1wcTVtNmg1Mms1YzdwbnNoMm00cm1sNWN5NWxoOTFiYSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/TzyQtxScgR5p6/giphy.mp4
alittleglassvial
Ohio ðŸ˜
sevro77
trailhounds5772
Did I just learn why bowling was so popular? I'm 57. Ouch, missed that opportunity.
ProperWeirdo
Tough split
Sjg437
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NjI2d3J6djdoZTJneXJiZm13NXVxNzZndG1oczYydWR1dHp0eHVyciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5xtDaru6G5ZXgf4GWze/200w.webp
Buffoonery
Two finger
Randomice
Nice split.
cokebot9000
… gram?
died0
mydogsfartswillkillyou
She knows what she’s doing
TerribleAwful
PastaLaPizzaBaby
UnderAtlas
Fargus57
Don't say it Donny.
ThunderStrike2021
I TOLD THAT KRAUT A THOUSAND TIMES I DONT ROLL ON SHOMER SHABBOS.
EscalatorCongestion
I, too, like girls in cool pants ...
psycho3d
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Microcosm432
Round
Fawin
I think she's dropping some hints.
oldpotatoes
...that she needs to do this https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bzJ4Y3MyejdxZGUyOWx6ZG8xaGkxbmJ5NWJ0dWpnM2RyZzFvZW53dyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/wzvfRQEcJBf2w/200w.webp
Bigblackdick69
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b3RtOXV5b3Q2dXl4bmUwYTczZXdxNnhub2pmMHowcjU5eGNjcjYyYSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/TzyQtxScgR5p6/200w.webp
Krackajak78
She wants to be fingered and thrown in the gutter... Then come back for more
timbazi
or holdin em in.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Must not fart, must not fart
pistacher
He must work out
CouldntCakeLess
frenofafren
MiHaleEsSuHale
Rolled so hard that she shit. Happens to every "athlete" /gallery/N1eblxn on occasion
CityYeti
Judging by the painted nails, that's probably a woman
EternallyIgnorant
He's got some nice nails.
thosearntpillows
Great form!
OhIfIMust
Kaze54
How dare it end at the best part
AndyLalor
BadManJose
Moiré?
bastardInABasket
Dazzling
PapaBearclaw
Hoopsy Daisy/ No more Hoppsy
zeusfdelta
crischapman
Turkleturts
Sauce? For um... my friends research.
GiddyKipper
Hoopsy Daisy - and, she do…
Bigcurly2000
The traditional/very necessary stance when you've had 3 bowling alley hotdogs, half a tray of nachos and a warm beer.
kJerAFK
Ohio Players album cover by the Black Keys in 2024. Not to be confused with the album "Black" by the Ohio Players in 1988.
kJerAFK
my bad, Back, not black.
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
Thank you, came here to say this. Playing the Ohio players rn at work haha
Unfortunate500
There is supposed to be a third hole somewhere...
justherefortheconfession
Wait. Is that why there are three shells?
WhatInTarnationMyDudes
Well there is but don’t stick anything in it
PineappleLoopsBroether
Oh, never. I’m a one hole guy, the other two can rest easy.
Unfortunate500
I am interested in watching you bowl. :)
PorterPickUp
Oh dont look up the horror story about the religious couple that spent over a year having urethral sex and wondering why she never got pregnant. Only found out after months of bladder infections and she couldnt figure out.
WhatInTarnationMyDudes
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcnBwZDM2OWpqODdtcGo0NnlwYmlmMXViZGE0bHllMGU5d3MxNjhrZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/qgpMCfq27VMwbNaL5l/giphy.mp4
RoutemasterFlash
I don't understand how you can possibly do that by accident.
PorterPickUp
Well they managed. She certainly didnt enjoy sex but being hyper religious thought that was normal and just a womans duty.
RoutemasterFlash
Yeah but I just can't understand how it would end up there rather than in the normal hole, which after all is a lot bigger. Unless she had a deformity and it hadn't opened up properly or something?
BobRossHB
Lack of sex education clearly....
RoutemasterFlash
People have been successfully having sex for millions of years without sex education, haven't they?