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Moved to the middle of nowhere, to what ended up being a time warp: the city is 30-50 years in the past, so it is extremely hard to meet people. Have been here for 3 months and everyone my age has already squeezed out multiple kids and are in awe that I did anything education wise past high school. To get out of my lease is $800, and I don't have it because of the move, so I am trapped until it is up in August. Happy 26th!
evilberry542
Buy a hooker
WalterKrunkite
Sounds exactly like my home town. Well, go to the only cool-ish bar, have a drink, tell friendly strangers it's your birthday. Have fun! :)
NickBlacksHumor
How are you posting this without the Internet being invented there yet
rosekettles
Happy Birthday tho! Even if your birthday sucks this year aim to make next years double as fun!
ICompletedEngineeringOnTime
If all else fails... Whiskey and porn hub
AllisonnMac
Happy birthday!! :)
Piornet
Happy Birthday
nofaithleft
happy birthday though OP!
YourSistersBoyfriendProbably
Let's have a drink
Kleester
Find bar. Order tequila. Order another tequila. Then get a scotch. Proper scotch not bourbon. Just do it.
BhataktiAtma
Happy birthday OP, now go get wasted and ponder on life
X3L0N
Happy Birthday OP!
X3L0N
If you need someone to talk to, feel free to message me :)
spr808
The older you get the less you care. It's another day. Get over it. Oh, yeah....happy fucking birthday.
hoxanator
Well good thing for you because birthdays were over 5 years ago for you.
Wargamez
What magical city is this? Sounds great to me
poorwhitetrash
Try these http://www.allyou.com/free-on-birthday
SergeantGSD
I will talk to you. Happy Birthday!
penguinized
I would be happy about this...
JustFuckingWatchCowboyBebop
You move to Knoxville? Sounds like home to me.
vikinglovechild
Where are you from and where did you move to if I might ask? Going to move back home or take another chance?
katiekate
Happy birthday!!!!
funnycommentsaremyforte
learn to play the skin flute like a pro!
lawdylordafucktoy
Sounds like heaven...
dannydyersdadsdogsdied
Birthday yeah! Have a good one op
6TonRobotTony
30 years ago was the 80's. All you had to do was have cocaine & you had more friends than you could shake a stick at. Maybe invest in some
spr808
Cocaine or sticks?
6TonRobotTony
Stick. Thought that was obvious, but I see now it was not. Thank you for the clarification.
Vanish914
Been there (still here), but make the best of it. It's been a rollercoaster, but made some great memories too before you head out of it!
Vanish914
Also Happy Birthday! My first birthday here was alone with a giant slice of cake and champagne...still enjoyed myself
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Vanish914
I'm a pumpkin and chocolate fanatic so this list has a bunch that I enjoy =)
tomhark
find someone who wants to have sex with you.
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tomhark
sorry, what have you done?
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Comradesjeltonarmy
I wouldn't say swear off dudes. Just don't try for anything and if something naturally swings into a relationship without effort to for it
giveitagentlesqueege
That's the way to do it. When you try too hard you make mistakes...like dating crazies and losers!