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Apr 26, 2017 5:30 AM
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GodEmperor0fMankind
Eh. Wouldn't be the worst date I've ever been on.
Morkboosic
Ummm.... sure. Might be worth.
whateverand
oh man, this is gory aweful! i dont c the "awww" in this crap.
DarthFutuza
MJrein
I think she's the one
Acronis
CatUpVote
Still a better love story than my life.
ydwyrd
Inappr0priate
+1
geewhizzer
Sounds friendly
AwwItsMurderBird
There must be a dearth of sacrifices if the dark overlord has been sending his servants out to dredge Tinder.
nottheAdmiralAhkbar
I can work with that
NikoLorenzio
This is brilliant! Those that stop reading at "I want to sleep with you" and rush to her arms will be removed from the gene pool!
natenatenatenatenate
My kinda girl
NoTrumpEver
Mine too.
Silverpython10
AzzyBedlam
Yeah, I'd still try it.
NoTrumpEver
rofl, me too!
landseer
I hope that got lost in translation.
Drakeonis
This is not a deal breaker for me
BayazTheBenevolent
Why would you sacrifice a worthless life? The Dark Overlord deserves quality tribute!
compfreak530
She seems nice
RipleyTadpole
jojiluis
"Explore dark souls" hey man just cause I play it doesn't mean that's my kink
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
polymetricr
Man these tinder bios are getting out of control
youngmountaingoat
Surely fake. Most of the tinder bios you see here are never getting a date....
supercow82
.....mostly horny
atomicpotato124
Why would the dark overlord appreciate a sacrifice of a worthless life?
dnsbubba
She seems nice.
NoTrumpEver
<3's
bpetersen
A girl you can really take home and show your parents
AGuyThatPoops
Probably makes her mom proud
FooQuuxman
Well her parents don't have to worry about the usual things.
NickBlight
Maybe one day she'll try to slit some poor schmuck's throat but he will be her dark lord in disguise and they will live happily ever after
DarthFutuza
I'll ship it I guess.
NotSoMuch
Beautiful
ElRadis
Why? For the glory of Satan, of course...
psychotopiax
good comment made day slightly better well done +1
CatsIsTheAnswer
Aww
Boopadasnoot
I uhh... ummm.. yes? Sure? Dammit man
Macksiiie
I dunno is that a happy or bad ending
Boopadasnoot
It's a bewildered ending.
nedstark9000
Sainare
I see you dickbutt
nopenononope
IBear
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BillOreillyisaSexualPredator
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ButIThinkItLooksOK
Is that one of those pictures where the eyes seem to be watching you from every angle?
Ballsackhands
I assume the guy who made the profile picked it on purpose
pukeface666
Confirmed.
pronoun
You mean any picture where they're looking at the camera.
Someobscurereferencemaybe4peoplewillunderstand
The secret to that is literally just have the eyes pointing/starring straight on, not like a trick to it or anything
insegrevious
Or looking into the camera lense.