onecattwocatbigcatsmallcat
269313
6826
88
Jan 27, 2016 2:41 PM
onecattwocatbigcatsmallcat
269313
6826
88
Kromerag
Please have red jelly inside...
FlyingSpaghettiMonsieur
PSA: these are not real hamsters.
pghstitches
not food btw
ItsALondonThing
This needs a doge edit
DontTazeMeBrah
Hamtaro
cantshakem
stick...stick it up your bum and get someone to eat it out?
ps238principal
I see in #3 someone's always got a stick up their butts about something.
DisgruntledFerret
Baking hasn't gone too far enough.
pandatography
Asians? Asians.
inzane
No thanks. I prefer eating real hamsters.
missveeasaurus213
Is snake your animagi form?
EricFromAccounts
For when you're hungry, but you also want to rip a hamster open with both knife and fork and watch its innards spill everywhere.
thyjuk
Savage
EeveeInASweater
So, just hungry then.
skongebob
I fucking destroyed goldfish
emilioooooo
Ummm...you were the quiet kid in the back of the class weren't you?
onewomandirewolfpack
ProfessorWasp
Brutal!
uitSCHOT
you mean, like every day?
Futuristicfembot
Someone needs to pocket one of these then visit a pet store, make eye contact with an employee, then shove this in their mouth......
adventuretoin
If it fits, I swallow...wait, that's not right
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Hamster Dance
rattbaggs
What are these? They look so realistic, I'd feel bad for even wanting to eat one. I'd probs put it on a shelf and watch it end up rotting.
geomaxa
youd regret trying to eat one, they arent food hahaha
rattbaggs
That's a relief... I want some to stick about in my room now!
ProAtCrastination
I tried looking up where to find these. I searched "Hamster Pastry" on Yelp, and then clicked on the first hit... http://imgur.com/sKxQ7FD
geomaxa
http://kawaiikiwi.squibble.org/hamuco-kawaii-animal-sculptures-made-japan/
Predacane
That's a fantastic failure.
theblackcanaryyy
Seriously I could not eat that. It has a face. I'm not even vegan but there's no way I could cut into that
Predacane
Just use your teeth then.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Most people could not eat these b/c they're made out of resin, notedible foodstuff. http://www.aflowerinjapan.com/get/hamuco-hamsters/
PermenantlyBannedClubMember
I see this and the following song pops in my mind: "Yeehaw! Here we go. Didadidadididodo Diiidadidido"
ninjaintraining
Yay, I'm glad I'm not the only one who now has the hamster dance song stuck in their head! It used to play non-stop on Radio Disney.
citizentrain
http://imgur.com/tEZJtet
Predacane
Hamster dance +1. I'll be thinking it for ages now you bastard.
iizkit
I must eat all of the hamsters.
uamaukeeaokaainaikapono
How does Imgur NOT have a "Japan" category yet?
BygoneMocha
Well, this is China, so...
ottermad88
What about an "Asia" category, so people dont constantly post in the wrong place
canIgetausername
Is this marketing for xhamster ?
Parasite159
Nerddergrosse
That's what she said
curiouscorruption
I'll never understand why people like to make food look like cute things. Don't you feel bad tearing into it?
Predacane
Well I'm not going to bite the head off of a live one!
IDontKnowHowToHuman
These are sculptures, not food. http://www.aflowerinjapan.com/get/hamuco-hamsters/
DamnwhodatB
IT's Japan I bet
KittyKanary
I searched the user tag, but it's just coming up Darker than Black (Japanese) anime. I'd love to find the source, if anyone has it!
CodeUsernameIrrelevent
I mean, in Japan they make candy convection stuffs that look like real sushi
elskavampire
Do they have Jam or Chocolate inside?
otakucode
Actually, they've got real organs and blood!
Predacane
Makes for a better crunch.
Lineke
Omg, suddenly flashback to the hamsterdance. Tutedidadididodee tidadidido ...
Cyborg0z
Where can I buy though?
snuzzled
You can't, unless you get real lucky on ebay or something. The artist only sells within Japan.
KittyKanary
Do you know the source? I can't find it :(
snuzzled
Here is the artist's twitter: https://twitter.com/yamofim Be prepared to cry over how cute everything is that you'll never have.
KittyKanary
Thank you!!
basicunicorn
They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could do it they didn't stop to think If they should
Predacane
Spared no expense!
Predacane
Spared no expense!
BroadMetal
Lots of them have filling, and you poke their butts to make it squish out
Shovi
Looks like way too much work for something i would eat in 2 seconds.
brushybrushy
I've seen the egg character with vomit and poop. So cute it'll make you puke.
kennykins332
I don't believe that for one second... well.... maybe....
SrgPepper
Screamed the stable boy
duckshooter
Japan?
WhereDidILoseMyPants
Japan.
geomaxa
and you got this info where? its not food theyre collectables http://kawaiikiwi.squibble.org/hamuco-kawaii-animal-sculptures-made-japan/
notyourusualsuspect
I was already wondering what on earth they'd make them out of...
flavorfulless
Oh my god thank you! I thought I was missing out on one of the biggest parts of my life!
IridescentLotus
Strawberry or chocolate filling? Or cream....THIS MATTERS
BroadMetal
Chocolate or custard
IridescentLotus
Someone needs to fill them with pork and tomato sauce :D
zxms
I would eat the shit out of that thing
[deleted]
[deleted]
DrTacticalKeyboard
If I recall correctly It is filled with colored and flavored cream. So he meant what he said
odinsmama
Oh are will still doing "phrasing"?
popopocelot
Omg
BroadMetal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIjYNqUeNUI This variety poops chocolate and vomits custard
LaDanceDeLaPluieNeMarchePas
WTF JAPAN ?
Pulseless
That girl looks way too happy when she's sodomizing that steamed bun..
popopocelot
*internal screaming intensifies* like wtf. It was so cute and then u...but.....*resumes mental screaming*
MrsSandWoman
Super awesome but way too realistic for me not to feel weird about biting into haha
yuyufan43
Would it feel less weird if it were filled with pureed hamster? :3
IShouldNotExist
Way too realistic for me to resist eating it.
sweetfumblebee
I know people that couldn't eat gold fish crackers. This would destroy them.
Smadronia
Me too. I don't even like to see my cookies with faces.
snuzzled
You're in luck! That is not a food. http://www.aflowerinjapan.com/get/hamuco-hamsters/
BeneathTheWolfMoon
My thoughts exactly! I might eat a cow, but it doesn't mean I want to stare in the big brown eyes of a calf while I do it!
djkandiikhaos
Not since the accident.
SevenAngryTortoises
There are other ways to eat a cow?
Pulseless
Yeah, sometimes you stare into the eyes of the calf's mother when you're eating it.
AREyouKIDDINGmi
Wow, that's a butthole.
R3tr0P0tat0
Kevin Smith would be happy.
lovemeinfocus
oh christ on a cracker I just snorted ginger ale out my nose over this one
Pornegranate
Kawaiidesu98
xHamster
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
Should have been tagged mature *triggered*
addelar
Someone said that if you poke it, filling comes out of the butt. The one time you wish OP had a gif...
corneliusgansevoort
No, that's just where you insert the wooden stick. Oh, wait...
poets
That's Japan.
goldsol
Put...put your dick in it
LoudAngryJerk
pretty sure if you squeeze it chocolate comes out too...
Zachno
Well, it's time to eat the hamster's butthole again.
AREyouKIDDINGmi
Probably best to start with the tongue.
Thelibrarianchick
Almost too cute to eat
Vitrum
DAMN YOU! I almost laughed out loud sitting at my desk at work. You tryin' to get me busted?
AREyouKIDDINGmi
Look, I'm doing this at work and if I'm going down, I'm bringing all you fuckers with me!
AsAMexicanCanNotAlwaysConfirm
No man, you got into dis and now you get outta dis by your own
Vitrum
Fair enough
EccentricNimoy
If you squeeze it will it poo?
otakucode
And WHAT a butthole it is!
AuntSharron
So you can make them chocolate-filled or jelly-filled and freak people out.
SrgPepper
Screamed the stable boy
tyrunn
Gotta put the cream somewhere
hitorikuro
Well actually... I read somewhere that if you poke the butt hole... the cream comes out....
benejoshbene
You are sick in the best way possible
tyrunn
That's not what my oncologist said
benejoshbene
That joke was solid...lumpy and asymmetrical in the best way
amles
nu uh
morrissimo
Attention to de tail
UvaroviteKing
You son of a bitch!
CatfishKisser
Brilliant
birdplanetreething
Dude…
realmdweller
Welp, this salad ain't gonna toss itself. *eats in self loathing*
CatsVanBags
or vag. Kinda inbetween where both would be. They should have color coded it for easy identification.
GreyPilgrim90
We need to get a second opinion. Someone call @kylecorn
PrettyRick
Please don't give the crazy people any more ideas..
BigisDickis
Whynotboth.jpg
Xsiah
*shug* A hole's a hole
SweenDog
Its gonna be white when I'm done with it, so why waste their time?
PieMasterFlex
http://imgur.com/H4TMdg1
onewomandirewolfpack
SweenDog
No screams, just dreams. Little guy.