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LargeHoman
I mean, information control is bad... but a nuke is probably gonna do a lot more damage. Potentially causing human extinction
TheresAGermanWordForThat
I bet that sounded better in the original Klingon.
Lowang92
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Sheepyhead
Depends on the circumstances. Controlling the amount of information the bear charging at me has will not help me much
Hoop66
I dunno. The "poo-stick" - a stick with peacock shit on the end - was the most formidable weapon of my childhood.
AtypicalMammal
The greatest weapon is a NUCLEAR GUN
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
Pretty good with a hammer...or a rock... basically any blunt instrument weighing between 15 and 30 lbs.
TheAccursedHamster
Its Metal Gear.
josephofcanada131415
Actually it's stupid people
Thesteveadin
@TheNSA can we get a confirm?
LonelyTurtle
What? Pfft, nah. It's all about La-Li-Lu-le-Lo.
d0o0o0d
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.
lummyal9000
I guess I've just never put it together quite like that. Like i know I agree with the sentiment, this just seems better displayed (?).
idkorcare
Why is the University of Chicago crest the symbol on this?
SickLikeMe187
Where does "pen" rank on the weapons scale?
CritterJoe
If its the one that has been used to sign up on final solution, I'd say kind of in top tier.
CrazedDrifter
Above sword but below typewriter.
Un0riginalComment
Pen15
hardou84
they will chip away at it slowly so we dont notice
Seanald
Welcome to the Infowars
thesameasyours2
What can we do? Re-elect obama to stop it?
Ishkabibble317
Fear. Fear is the greatest weapon.
Syrpynt
Fear leads to uprising and revolt eventually. Keeping sheeple working maintains peace and more-so: control.
tiikki
What creates fear? Information, lack of it, and/or misinformation...
MinorityOpinion
And surprise. Our two greatest weapons are fear and surprise. ...
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
Do you want riots? Because that's how you get riots.
troubledanthropomorphichorse
Why weren't there riots when this happened? https://www.wired.com/2017/02/fcc-oks-streaming-free-net-neutrality-will-pay/
troubledanthropomorphichorse
http://fortune.com/2017/02/03/trump-fcc-zero-rating-att-verizon/
MinorityOpinion
"The lie can continue so long as the people are shielded from the military, political and economic consequences of the lie."
mithiwithi
Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he deems himself your master.
NibblesAndBitsNeverQuits
Fuck yes Alpha Centauri! I vividly have remembered that quote since I first heard it
stealthgunner385
-- Commisioner Pravin Lal, "U.N. Declaration of Rights"
abbreviated
sodding Peacekeepers...
TheIdiotOfTheVillage
It's quite sad how trump is slowly passing laws and provisions making the US closer and closer to the book 1984.
d0o0o0d
The surveillance state is bipartisan and was a thing long before Trump became President.
candiduscorvus
It's sad that he hasn't actually had to because so many of those laws have been signed into law by the previous four presidents.
confirmsthings
*prepares tinfoil hat like Alex Jones taught me*
Orleanskat
Drinking the cool-aid.
mithiwithi
The problems with Jones are (1) he keeps using aluminum foil rather than tin, and (2) he keeps putting the shiny side in.
confirmsthings
Ah, so you must be an expert, then?
afantasia
What is this... "information control"? If it's so powerful, why have I never heard of it before?
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afantasia
When you put it like that
snipekill1997
It seems like people aren't getting your sarcasm.
apittsburghoriginal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk0Mzci2Sks
MinorityOpinion
Exactly.
TotallyNotSarcastic
Ummm I'm pretty sure it's sharks with frickin lasers
gamblingpoet
What about sharks with lasers that control information?
FedoraWieldingSociopath
Yes, but if net neutrality was compromised you would've never aquired that piece of information!
Flymolo30
Bears with chainsaws for arms!
IDontGiveASchmeckle
Sounds like something a bear with lasers would say...
TheWholeOfOneZombie
Oh yeah, what about a nuke strapped to a gun, strapped to a hard drive copy of your entire browser history, wielded by a laser eyed shark.
AnonresponsivE
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TheWorldEndsWithYou
A weapon to surpass metal gear
Diddyu
Are they ill tempered?
heartofimpetus
Nah they're super chill, will swim right up to you and snuggle, lasers are fully automatic death machines though, so still effective.
PapaFuckTard
What about mutated sea bass?
TotallyNotSarcastic
Does it at least have a frickin laser?
shepahrdjhon
Why are you people obsessed with sharks and bears? They are mostly harmless to humans. Fear rats and mosquitos.
TheWholeOfOneZombie
Clearly you haven't the seen the factually accurate documentary Sharknado.
MattGlade
Fucking bearsharks would be awesome! And scary. Also, sharkbears! With lasers! And chainsaws made of fire.
fremonster
If only the citizens of Hiroshima had more information control.
vettastryker
Maybe the information that siding with the nazis wouldn't go over well.
thecolonels
What if they had access to nuclear technology? That information was (obviously) controlled so they wouldnt have it.
CobaltQuasar
I through most were evacuated... Now idk what really happened :/
CatsIsTheAnswer
Knowing the Enola Gay was coming would have been pretty helpful I guess
KotMroku
There were leaflets dropped warning citizens of bombing, but they didin't mention the nukes, so they just disregarded them.
ProgeriaProstitutes
They also didn't mention where they would drop the bombs, so they couldn't even flee.
bart2pl
that is not true, this is american propaganda to make you feel better about youreself
candiduscorvus
Had they mentioned the nukes nobody would have suddenly decided to believe in them. The world had never seen them before.
DumpoldRant
No leaflets warned any civilians of their impending doom in Hiroshima. It's astounding how widely believed this is.
DumpoldRant
It's part of a focused attempt to revision America's part in world politics, mainly Truman library propaganda and flat out wrong textbooks.