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lokazaki14
Its Cock knocker
BenedoodleCumberpoodle
Still more words than his role in Star Wars TFA.
Fisticufflinks
If I ever met mark hamill, I would compliment him on his work as The Joker before mentioning his work as Luke.
hexachordalcombinatoriality
Such a saucy minx
andtheseashalltell
Shade.
TwoBitGreaser
He must have sat on a rock in the middle of the sea for ages to come up with that one.
KarmaRaven23
Jedi dad joke. Nice.
The3DPrintingPolak
Smartass Dad level: Over 9000
Tankzx
Damn you Hamill this up is for you
BlueStringsAttached
*backass
DumbLoser
back:)*
Dunes8
*smartass
twp3pf2
http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/1425998620/hamill.png
MrStrabismus
His psychopath in The Flash was just a little too good.
azazyel
http://imgur.com/cjTxfzl
jrzystang
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/A6VUFv2YHrE/maxresdefault.jpg
Telruin
That's perfect.
bitchyouthought
Jedi scum
muisverriet
Jedi's cum
BjorktheBrutal
He has the personality and savagery of the Joker it's why I love him.
StarryPlough
In 2016 totally banal things like this have to be described as 'savage' or 'brutal' even though they're not
beanprok
Yeah... They're clearly epic
AlbanB
http://imgur.com/RbsQZLR
yourmomisminenow
look at him and laugh indeed
igerfoo
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MCdaGrinder
I love Troy
Grimz00
lilo275
I'm upvoting this upvote.
Gradwin
theGreat38
These gifs just keep getting better.
butwholethief
Dear Chasey Lane. I'm your biggest fan
ManifestPangolin
a comment
djayembe
Why did I just upvote this?
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
a reply
djayembe
Or this for that matter?
TheQuack
his biggest fan? how is fan size measured? do you use metric or imperial units?
iamthisguy247
Probably in cfm, so I guess imperial.
JohnnyDeformed
I get it! "Imperial Units", hilarious!
chubito33
Bananas of course
Eridith
See, Imperial units aren't very accurate..
TheQuack
more accurate than sand people (can we call them that?)
Fauxcused
Giveafucktons
raweseus
Plot twist: Mr Mitchel is 8ft tall and weighs 800lb.
iamthelizardking
they're measured in parsecs
dadpuns
TIL luke hangs out with my dad
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thepenisbIue
No, Luke IS your father! >:)
fayseman
121Jiggywatts
I had the privilege of meeting him back in '09. Super cool dude.
helenfrankannekeller
You met cock knocker? Neato
Donnicton
I heard he's quite the joker.
TransistorRadio
You met Matthew Mitchel?!?!
RexTruform
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/3/35/Comic_Book_Guy_Bedroom.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121102122827
molestmymonkey
How does one acquire this privilege?
iamprobablyhigh
You have to wait for the previous owner to check it. Then sneak in and steal it.
121Jiggywatts
Actually I was at SDCC back in 09, I saw a small crowd standing around this one door so I went to check it out. Door opened and wham! Mark!
lafe
Did you meet his front as well?
CrackleThePerv
Take my updoot and get out.
TheMightyPIKE
Isn't Matthew Mitchel the brother of Eminems biggest fan, Stan?
doctickle
Yup! There's actually a song from his POV on the MMLP2
TheMightyPIKE
thats where it came from. "I even got your initials"
happytreeleaf
That's bullshit. At 7' 6" I'm clearly his biggest fan and a liar.
BlandNotBoring
Are...are you really 7' 6"? You said you're a liar but I've gotta be sure...tall guys--hnnggg :)
happytreeleaf
Absolutely. We liars never lie about our height.
BlandNotBoring
Was more concerned about you lying about a lack of it...but seems OK since a stranger SAID he wouldn't lie. Lol
RCSlyman
Well... that seals it... he's Rey's dad, alright.
TorgunFreeman
The Hamill Strikes BACK
valen00
She's my grand daughter, upcoming crossover ftw (username relevant)
lucillethelooseseal
I heard she was jar jar's daughter
lokazaki14
No He's Cock Knocker!!!!
pleonidas
Rey is who was on the phone from who was phone
ThomasTheWankEnglne
What.
pleonidas
Just Google "who was phone" it's an old meme
AmonaLisaSmile
He's definitely someone's dad
Poopinfrau
"Hi, your biggest fan, I'm Dad.
philipmateo
The jedi code stresses celibacy so he can't be reys father. It is more likely a very powerful sith.
NightlordKrusnik
True enough, but before Disney screwed everything up, Luke's New Order had many different rules and viewed the Dark Side for what it was 1/2
NightlordKrusnik
As the other side of the same Force coin and as something to be handled cautiously and with respect to its corrupting influence
speershawks
Qui gon jins second cousin twice removed.
DebonairRaichu
Starwars is to into parental reveals. I hope her parents are boring, force less, moisture farmers.
Aelinsaar
People don't watch Star Wars for anything new.
imooforyou
Either way Luke is likely going to be a father figure to her. Luke's characteristically kind. A Ben to Luke bond at the least.
cattywumpus
If he IS her dad, like, you just left her on a planet with some junk dealer? Not even a proper guardian?
bobbyismoore
Star Wars father figures rarely win the prize for "Best Dad".
suprakirby
Like The farmers that adpoted Luke?
easteregg
Ooooooooooo
RoninHunter
No, one of the countless other "moisture farmers" strewn throughout the archives of American cinema.
DebonairRaichu
You're sassy, i like you
Flyndaran
Atacama desert uses specially made netting to catch the fog coming in from the ocean as it's the dryest desert on earth.
Flyndaran
People of the desert, not the desert itself. That would be weird.
TheQuack
nope. Rey is Palpatine's daughter.
sexlikeasymphony
Didn't you guys learn your lesson the other day? Widget's her dad...
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Markond
You have a collect call from: DARTH VADER
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Boy if you only knew...
SweetZombiJesus
Yeah, that's the worse theory yet, lol. If they at least gave a modicum of reasoning why, it would be a lot more fun.
DragonDildoChandelier
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) modi cum
DevonGronka
Nope. He will always be the Joker. The one and only.
Aelinsaar
Rey is Jar Jar Binks' daughter
iamthisguy247
I thought of that too, though based on when he died and her age that might not work. But a granddaughter could.
SweetZombiJesus
There is literally not a single reason from any canon work for the theory to exist.
robotzombies
The new EU is super young, so there's not really a lot of information to support a lot of theories.
TheQuack
so? it's a cool theory. it has to start somewhere. I know if I was a Sith Lord I would manage to get laid ALL the time.
SweetZombiJesus
It is a theory which would not work in the film, requiring a lot of backstory and exposition. Also, Palpatine is out of the picture.
iamthisguy247
Yeah but they don't seem to really care about canon.
SweetZombiJesus
TBH, I am not sure there is anything in the old EU that supports the theory, either.
SweetZombiJesus
They as in theory-spammers?
TheNextGuy
She's Mace Windu's granddaughter
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jsknox
Lolll
AllHailTheDramaLlama
I think at this point everyone will be most surprised if she is in no way related to any of the others
shmekie
Mace Windu and Thomas Jefferson
TheNextGuy
I don't know why but imagining samuel l jackson as someones grand-pa is hilarious to me.
TheQuack
there used to be a word for that, but you can't use it anymore.
TheNextGuy
What? Sex?
TheQuack
no. the word is "quadroon". it's quite specific but not politically correct these days. It used to matter a lot before abolition.
ImgurMontoya
Actually she is Luke's daughter, but she's half ewok. Things got a little crazy on Endor.
vitovtwik
Moon of Endor.
AlphaWHH
She might be Luke's son.
AlphaWHH
She might be Luke's son.
NotACanadian
Does she look like a bitch?
Edgemaze
What?
NotACanadian
*PEW* Does she LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
TheThirteenthDoctor
I heard a pretty good argument of "Anakin Skywalker reincarnated, back to right his wrongs"
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
Right what wrongs? He fulfilled the prophecy. He brought balance to the force (which was heavily leaning to the light at the time)
HitlerInTheNude
http://www.gamesradar.com/george-lucas-nearly-wrote-perfect-prequel-trilogy-he-just-didnt-seem-notice/ This would have been amazing!
TheNextGuy
Then destroyed the darkness when it was leaning that way to much
AGorillaStoleMyUsername
True. I always believed balance meant exactly that, equality between good and evil. To bring complete balance to the force, one would..(1/2)
AGorillaStoleMyUsername
... exterminate all force users. (2/2)
RaZorwiresc2
Wouldn't that go against the idea that Anakin already redeemed himself by sacrificing himself to save his son and kill the Emperor?
bluecheesefries
Yes
TheQuack
a transgender force ghost? no thank you.
AGorillaStoleMyUsername
(1/2) The point of that theory says that "The Chosen One" is some kind of spirit that leaps between bodies between generation.
AGorillaStoleMyUsername
(2/2) So it's someone who has been reincarnated many times throughout the SW timeline, eventually becoming Anakin and now Rey.
Vectorman2
'Gender Fluid Jedi-kin who identifies as Sith'
YoSoFunny
I think Jedi is a religion